*Huff* *Puff* Enough of this... yield and I will give you a swift death.
...No. I refuse to yield to the likes of something so vile such as you.
Vile? Wh--... Ha! How like you to say something so hypocritical!
I ain't a hypocrite, because unlike you, I don't pretend to justify my actions by implying the nonexistence of morality. Nor any of my past actions, for that matter. And I don't care what anyone else thinks of me. Because at the end of the day, there's only one person who I'm a necessity towards.
It's about killing the shitstain that I put on the map for my own agenda. People can point their fingers, but at the end of the day, I'm the one that started this mess. So it's only fitting that I end it.
Each of the possible futures this Post can provide may be unlike a true loss to Beta Diablo, but they're dangerous environments in their own right. Dangerous enough that we will hone our skills before we return.
Saktira, I trust your planning enough to let you go alone. Express, you will take Crescendo with you to keep him in check.
What, you don't trust me enough to go alone?!
...as much as I'd be delighted to say yes, the true reason is simply that you lack the speed necessary to even use the Post properly alone.
The man in the black coat will accompany Reverse Man for the same reasons, on top of the fact that the two are the closest to a pair with a relationship that isn't neutral or animous.
Whoah, hold on, wait, we can talk about-
YEAH!!
Whoever you are, I expect you to come with me unless you have your own plans.
Now, according to the GPS tracking system I installed, they should be this way. As long as I keep a wary eye out, those theives'll be out theived in no time!
Blue Beams, activate!
What the hell!?
Just what in the heck do you think you're doing!?
Purple Wind! You have a several billion dollar bounty on your head for numerous counts of robbery, theft, and fraud!
Yeah? Well that cash doesn't come cheap, pal! So the only way you're bringing me to justice is if you force me!
...You were saying?
Look, I dunno what happened either, but Ceiling Cat ended up returning. Didn't anticipate that there wasn't an actual CEILING for Ceiling Cat to appear from. Maybe I'll rely on on someone who can cross literally any dimension ever next time, if such a meme even exists.
...Whatever, you wanna go stop whatever that Koopenstein guy's doing?
Sure, not like I've got anything better to do.
Whatever, I'm GUESS I can come with, but I'm getting a redesign after this.
Well, first we'll--
What?
Relax, relax! This is, uh... a friend! That Waluigi invited! Isn't that right, Petey?
*Roar* (But you didn't--)
Waluigi told you to be on standby! Not to raise some eyebrows!
*ROAR* (...Sorry. I just figured if we grouped up, we would have a better shot at taking them down!)
*Sigh*... You're right. For now... Let's pay a little "visit" to the Garreg Mach Monastery.
Because I had to make sure Terry was imprisoned, first. And believe me, he doesn't go down easy.
Well, if that's it for the questions...
It's been fun, but me and the boys here are gonna have to leave. Like my partner-in-crime said, Koopenstein won't just pop from thin air if we wait long enough.
...
Eh. It likely isn't of any importance to us.
He's-a-right in one way, though. Something fishy's-a-going on behind the scenes. And-a-we won't find out twiddling our thumbs.
Reporting for duty, boss!
Took you long enough!
Come on, you two. We'll pick up Isaac, and then pay the Byleths a little visit.
I agree with you there. Just one problem, though; I'm very certain we have no idea where to even begin to look for clues.
This-a is a real fine mess we're-a in, isn't it...?
...Uh, Jumpman? Where's Luigi?
...Well... Apparently, Luigi also had-a something come up...
...Get your-a Poker Faces ready, boys...
...Luigi's-a dealing tonight.
Well, there are two others who are try'na deal with Banjo & Minecraft, and well... Waluigi will refrain from naming them to keep it a surprise.
We'll talk on the way, boys. Right now, we're getting out of he--
Oh yeh, you can do that.
I... I failed.
Don't sweat it, kid. We'll get our chance later. For now, We've gotta plan our next line of action.
I'll take the cylic, you guys. Being around an Expert Pilot* has taught me a thing or two about the fundamentals.
It's possible they could be doing something towards--
Looking for clues on Koopenstein, huh?
Hmph! (What do you know about him?!)
Well, I suppose I could tell you...
...But not until you catch me first!
He's-a-obviously trying to bait us.
Well, how else are-a-we gonna find out?
We'll-a-catch this guy in-a-no time!
I will admit, it is most certainly strange, interacting with a female counterpart of my own, even outside of the Smash Tournaments.
I agree. But despite our similarities I believe there is a place for the both of us at the Officers Academy.
Byleth (F)
What!? An attack on the Monastery!?
But who could be responsible for something so vile?
Only one way to find out.
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