I think not.
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What happened?
.You just crashed the game
Oh...
Welcome! How's everyone's day so far?
Poke.
Pretty good, actually, thanks for asking! Yours?




I'm doing fine. Fine and dandy. I mean, save for the fact that I had literally every one of my kin there, save for those on Pop Star. There...there's all dead. All of the hearts are destroyed, meaning no more Grey Matter.
What do you call this feeling? You know, when you feel like you could just *REDACTED*
?Rage
Yes! That's the word, rage.
Now then, let's drop the facade.
I have...had a species to fight for too you know. That's why I brought EVERYTHING against you all and it still failed. There was going to be this big party at the end...but everyone's gone now! And...it's all my fault. I-
What...what is this? Is this...
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Maybe if you all tried to find a way to feel emotion that wasn't torturing people you wouldn't be in this situati--
Oh, wait I'm missing the point.
I, uh... damn. This is... Damn. That must be a horrible first feel.
That was your warning shot. You will not get another.
What is this stuff? And where's everyone?
I wanted to fight!
What!
Please...don't leave me here.*
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But we did the right thing...No emotions equals no pain. And since we absorb the opposite of emotions, we would drain them of their pain. I mean...my master here...he's felt nothing but shame for something he's yet to do. So...doesn't everyone feel this way?
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!
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I don't understand. You slayed Dark Mind, the one we were birthed from. Why? Why are you doing this!
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Poy poyo poyo? (Do you really believe in him so much?)
Poy poyo poyo poy... Poy poyo? (He wanted nothing more than to place everyone under an evil influence... Is that what you want?)
...Poy poyo... Poy poyo poy, poyo, poyo poy poy poyo poy. (...That aside... I'd like think that, sometimes, an enemy is just a friend who is lost in their ways.)
That will have changed by the time this encounter is over.
Fantastic. After all this time, I've still failed miserably.
Who are you, and what is it that you want from us?
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NO! This is all wrong!
There was supposed to be a big fight at the end. There was supposed to be more to this story than a cliche "the villain turns good and everyone lived happily ever after!" That's not how real life works!
Null?
This must be suffering for a reaper, huh GammaGhost?
You had everything set up. The UKR, myself, Quin, everyone. And then? GammaGuardian appeared and you found yourself without the ability to direct. It must drove you mad. Mad enough to actually wear that stupid helmet, huh?
This is rich. You know that? At least with this "stupid helmet" i'm not just another reaper.
So you're finally awake. Hmph. I thought my technique was getting rusty. Do you know what city this is?
And that right there is the problem! You fools retreat to these forums instead of facing reality!
There aren't heroes in the real world! No Supermans, no X-Men, and no Mega Mans. No one will save you when it comes crashing down. The sun could explode at any minute of any day of any hour, and you spend what could be your last moments behind a screen!
Wait, Mega Man's not real?
And yet despite that, there was supposed to be a lesson, a reason behind this pointless fable. This has been nothing but a waste of time for everyone and for myself!
And I have only so long...
What a hypocrite I must be...Choosing to waste my time on fighting you.
Also...Cosmic Flash!
There. Just saved you a page of explaining how everything's fake and thus wasting more time. And I know what I just said.
Cosmic Flash!
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