The Segawha?
The Sega Saturn. It was a console which put Sega in a downward spiral of bankruptcy due to it's infamous mediocrity.
Ya gotta be kidding me, right? Why would I play a stupid video game console like that? Of course not.
...Ah. I see.
Excuse me, can we make this a last man standing match? So no one will be disqualified via-ring out?
...Well, as long as Oliver accepts--
I don't care.
...Then it's settled! Oliver vs. Segata Sanshiro is about to go underway!
At a moment's glance, you seemed like a well-sorted individual. A well-rounded gamer. But I see now...
...That you are more than anyone in need of discipline!
Is this...my destiny? To be forgotten? Left to the dust? I was once an ally to the greatest teams of heroes ever born...why like this???
Hum...
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT OMEGA LORDY
Wily of course.
(Who else would it be? Light?)
(Wait. What if Light's reprogrammed him again!)
Say uh Quick Man buddy. You know the coordinates to our base? We could try teleporting out of here.
...
You have got to be kidding me.
Base? What base? Wily and Light died a year ago, there are no active Wily bases known! Are you sure your not a Bass prototype or somthing? But if I'm wrong then... wanna at least explore the abandoned fotress near by?
Ow...ugh...wait...did...you...did you save me?
Heya Captain! I mean, Commander!
L!??
Yeah, you heard me, pretty much every foe we end up facing has some sort of gimmick. Also, we know you and your buddies are rampaging through the continent and whatnot, so we came to beat you up. Also, the reason I look like Doomguy is because Doom is one of the KINGS of the FPS Genre.
I'm growing tired of runts like you who think they can just get whatever they want by walking alone to their death.
Says the rusted rat who hangs out with those "runts"!
There's a big difference, Mack. We're not going to stick together for long, but we're doing it now because we know what's good for us.
I've wasted enough time alone as is.
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