I'm made of a super-durable alien material, dumb
. Also, I'm PRETTY sure I shot you in the head.
I'm gonna make you REGRET not laying down this time!
:Ladybug(Sec)(a) 210/500 50 150(-100) 40 Frenzied, Toppled
:Ladybug(Sec)(b) 400/500 50 250 40 Frenzied
:Ladybug(Sec)(c) 340/500 50 250 40 Frenzied
60/150 200 70(-30) 80 Normal
You're kidding. Fine. Where do you want to go?
Simple. Wily Fortress number two. The one where fabulous old me was made of course!
Well double dumb
on you, dumb
. You just galloped right into my trap.
And what kind of advantage, pray tell, would letting it stay intact give them? You said it yourself, after all; Robots can't use stands.
(Ignoring the fact for right now that the Aeons are... probably not robots? Actually, I might need to ask them about that later.)
But I thought there were no active bases? What could be there?
Remember what I said about a abandoned fortress nearby, Grey Scale?
...A fair point. But speaking of points, this entire conflict has had absolutely none.
So, if you'd excuse me...
...Well, that's that done.
...So, what are you guys supposed to be, anyways? Robots? Some other kind of race? ...Humans in fancy armors?
Sorry, the answer's probably obvious, but at this point it'd just be rude to assume.
Good question. You ever heard of the planet Ceres? I'm actually looking for these things called Crucible Hearts so I can make our planet un-die. Then We're gonna rebuild an anceint superweapon called the VBFG 11000, which can basically blow up planets with about zero charge time except Earth which has total immunity to the gun, and THEN we're gonna blow up the planet Mars, and since one Ceresian has the power of like 3 Reapers comnbined somehow, you ain't gonna be able to stop us.
Alright, Collateral. Time for YOUR plot dump.
Well, I dunno either, though I DO have some sort of prism inside me that has a bunch of colored shapes that look like eyes.
...
...What in blazing dickens? Some typa phony?
It seems the Dark Mirror worked as planned. You are not without darkness in your heart. As is nothing.
Now, I believe a fitting name for this doppelganger would be... Ignis Wisp? Destroy this carbon copy and spread the flames of evil throughout the globe. As for me...
...
...Damn it! Fine, then, ya shadowy schmuck! Put your dukes up!
...I was asking for race not lore, but ok whatever.
Also, if your weapon cannot damage the Earth, then I guess we have next to no reason to stop you. It's not like Mars is of any importance.
* ...I am having the strangest feeling of being insulted...
...Well, anyways, I'll let you go back to chasing that Flash Man NC guy.
AlsoBetaDevilisbackbye
Looks like you're the one who's wearing the armor, Mr. "my only reaction to everything is quoting that one JonTron scene".
Was that...?!
Excellent! Simply by focusing, you've discovered a new ability!
Of course, you must choose your specialty wisely; maybe one day you will Advance more types, but even just one takes time!
Just continue northeast from here and you'll reach the Mushroom Kingdom.
Say goodbye!
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