I would say not.
That medallion is one of the 5 keys to Surge Man's tower. It is for all of us who are against him to SHARE. If you want it so badly, you can have it once we stop Surge Man. (Not sure what you want with a medallion that empowers ice-elemental attacks, though.)
Now... We gather the other 4. Volt Man already seems to be taking on Drone Man... Meanwhile, here are the other locations of the other 4 robots.
Ninja Man Z is already at the Cathedral. The problem, though, is that as much as Distortion Man is weak to Swift... Ninja Z is just as weak to time. And considering his ego is too big for his own good... I'm hoping to gather some backup for him.
I dunno... How good are you at combating the forces of time itself?
...Bane, right? Do you happen to know more about how different weaknesses work against these guys?
Well, this will certainly be an issue. Horned guy... Satan, I assume? I'll be counting on you to take these two to the Cathedral, coordinates are on this piece of paper. Maybe Ninja can help them understand this sort of thing... Meanwhile, I'll need to make sure nobody else tries to take the Medallions for their own.
*Chuckles* You absolute fool.
...Hmph. The nerve of that green-haired person... Does he have ANY idea how hard it was to build this tower from scratch to begin with in a single day!? NOW look at it! Because of all the "renovating" he's making me do, the entire front wall is gone! We need to find more materials now, just to make a wall! I mean, we still have the barrier here, but-
Excuse me, sir?
*Sigh* What now, you worthless spark plug?
We, uh, found someone who might be able to fix the warping problem.
Good. Bring him here.
...Elec'n.
Yes, sir?
...I thought we wouldn't be working with these popular types. Why did you bring one of the most notorious glitch creatures in here!?
W-well, I-
In his defense, Surge Man...
...You asked for somebody to fix your barrier issues... It is made with Void techno-magic, yes? Well, I'd say who would be better at it than myself?
...Fine. But know this, "Missingno."... The moment we are done, you will be leaving. Are we understood?
Yes, yes. As clear as day, Surge. Now... Let's see what we've got to work with here...
Dyna Man, please! It's me! I'm not dead, stop trying to kill everyone!!
WHOEVER YOU ARE, STOP LYING ABOUT MY BROTHER'S LIFE AND LET ME DECIMATE ALL OF YOU FOR ENDING HIS-
THAT'S ENOUGH!
For ocean's sake, I can't leave you alone for five minutes without you trying to kill at least five people!
Sonic Man...wh-Volt Man's alive? That's really him?
Yes, and maybe if you didn't spend so much time fighting glorified springboards and breaking foreign robots in half you'd actually realize he's been doing quite well!
He is? Well, in that case, let's go back and give him even more help!
This is the smartest thing you've done in years. And that's not a compliment.
So...one of the All-Star numbers has been disposed of by now. And Dark Prince and Bane pinpointed at least two of their weaknesses, one of which was an ability from our world,
There are still three alive besides Surge Man, and Beta Man Z has provided insight on Distortion Man's weakness,
It would be foolish for a unified set of robots to share main weaknesses, so we can make sure to exclude at least two elements when taking on Drone Man.
That said, Volt's last stand-in with Drone involved the use of
Hey, Sonic Man?
*groan* What??
Brand is kinda right over all three of our heads right now. Save the hodgepodge for later.
...good point.
Well, it seems I owe you an apology. I was, in fact, late.
...But don't get cocky. I was delayed because those slower beings at McWily's kept getting my order wrong.
Now, shall we settle this once and for all?
It's a deal, Brandy!
I see the entire original DOS set is here now... Well, let's see what you've got against THIS!
Oh, it's you. So, you want to prove yourself to be better, eh? Well, then...
Volt, run!!
Don't worry, I've got a plan!
Hmm.
(Slooooooooow and steady wins the race. Sloooooooooooow and steady wins the race. Sloo-)
*belligerent snoring noises*
(Damn it Big Eye, stop whining and attack already!)
Better? I probably am in some fields, but I definitely couldn't break my body up into particles like that.
No, the reason I'm here is to dispute your claim that you're the fastest robot ever built.
And what better way to do so than with a race? No teleportation, no spacetime manipulation, no fighting, nothing but pure speed. Also, if you win against me, you'll get the title of fastest entity in the Omniverse, as well as the responsibility of protecting it.
You go ahead and pick the route.
Think you're so clever, huh? Well, how about THIS?
As for you, Volt... I have a special delivery just for you!
...Here's the thing, Pronto. Speed is only one thing.
If you want to get anywhere in life... You need the power to match. So, you know what? You can keep your title of fastest in the Omniverse for as long as you live... Because for coming into MY turf...
...You only have so little of it left.
Sorry, but I can't let you drone on for much longer!
MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
*In a daze* Uuuuugh...
H-hey, Sarge! I, uh... Uh... Please go easy on me.
...If I was your world's Sergeant Man, maybe I would've considered it.
That's 2 down. 3 to go.
Well, we know what abilities affect Distortion Man:
But if someone found out before they found him, couldn't he find a way to avoid it now?
Certainly. But the sooner we take him on, the less time he'll have to boost his defenses.
Now when did I ever imply I don't have any power?
Since you seem to really want to get your arse handed to you in more than one way, I'll be happy to humor you.
Apparently, you didn't catch what I was trying to say. I don't want to just prove myself to be better. I also want you DEAD.
Well, you guys go do that. I'm going to head for Photon Man. Best of luck to you all.
...Well, Surge, I've got good news for you. I managed to fix the problem... Now people can't even barge in here through means of teleportation.
Good. What exactly was the problem with that barrier, anyways?
Well, simply put, it uses Void magic... A kind of power that is hard to use when outside of the Void. So, my solution was simply to replace that electrical generator you've been using to power it with a generator powered by Alpha Stones. It's not quite as effective as just using it in the Void, but it is effective enough to work as intended.
That's great to hear... Now, there is something else you can do for me.
Oh? I thought you said I'd be leaving? Hm, but, alright. What exactly is it do you wish for me to-
...You can accompany Jazz in the dungeon. You know the drill, Elec'n... Take this vile vermin away.
...Taking over the world is one thing... But capturing villainous scumbags like him is absolutely vindicating.
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