I see we're after the same thing.
I know we may have started off on the wrong foot, but that was a long time ago in a past that no longer exists. I think it's about time us alternates from Universe 3, Tomline 2 of the Absurd Roleplay to work together on this.
Ah, I see you Aeons are up and about again. Good timing, too... Now, lets not waste any more time.
Ah, so you have arrived... Right on time. I was just finishing up with my newest weapon...
Laser!
Distortion Man was helping me out with selecting its first target... My personal aim with this thing is to eliminate all of those corporate schmucks who pretend to care about anything other than money. For example...
This guy in particular thinks he's got the whole world fooled... He thinks he can get away with all the destruction he's done in the past. Jokes on you, though... Us All-Star Numbers know exactly who you are. And it's about time we wipe your ugly mug off the face of the Omniverse...
Perfect. Now, to find the HQ of Disney...
Well, looks like it's time for us to go take on Distortion Man!
All right, keep your eyes peeled, you two. There's no telling what Distortion Man has prepared ahead of...
...time?

That medallion is ours, Brando!
Dyna Man, Drone Man's dead.
Sloooooooooo-
.......
Whoever thought it would be wise to seek my attention by putting me an afternoon's worth of time behind schedule.You have not only my attention. But my wrath.
Okay, what if we fight for Distortion Man's medallion instead?
What if we stop beating each other up and actually be at least SOMEwhat prepared for Distortion Man?!
You're no fun.
None of this is fun, Dyna Man. That's why it's called-
If you finish that sentence I'm going to remind you what two types actually hurt you.
...You're the back-up, I'm guessing... There's quite a lot of you, those two in hiding included.
Yes. You two, who are doing the whole "metal crunching" thing. Don't think for a second I didn't see you two.
(Honestly, this many people to help me... What kind of amateur do those two think I am? I'd only need, like, those two Pokemon to help. This is obviously overkill.)
Well, if we're after the same person, I suppose it can't be helped. Let's kick some time-controlling
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What do you know, Distortion Man actually sent out some minions. Didn't think any one of these guys would even do that.
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........Wat.
DID YOU PRESUME THAT BECAUSE YOU DEMOLISHED MY FORTRESS THAT I WOULD KEEL OVER AND WEEP!? YOU HAVE SIMULTANEOUSLY ENDED YOUR LIFE AND VERIFIED YOUR DEATH AS A MOST AGONIZING ONE!!
Everyone, arm yourselves!
How many of these things are there?!
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