You are speaking with Quartet Enterprises.
Do you answer every call that comes in?
Only the remotely relevant calls go to this line. Now shush.
(...Hm. Sounds almost familiar. Almost.)
*Ahem* Greetings! My name is King K. Rool! And I would like to make a request, if you will...
You see, I happen to have... Repurposed. One of those... "Robot Masters"... Who happened to have washed up on my ship. And... Well...
...How familiar, exactly, are you with Adaptor Technology?
("K. Rool....")
Wait. I think I know him! He's one of the other v-
We here at Quartet Enterprises happen to be have quite the expertise on such. If you'd like, you can purchase a custom model, tailored to your own liking. If you can afford it.
Quite Familiar if I had to say so myself... but I feel like I met you before... King K. Rool
The reason why you shouldn't erase us is because you can't. You see, Mr. Matt, everything around us is made up of ones and zeroes. Ups and downs. Living and Dead. The reason why I have yet to die and why Skull Reapers's scythes didn't instakill me or why the system can't delete me is because I found an exploit. A loophole.
An...loophole?
If you kill me, Mr. Matt, then I'll just come back. If you lock me up inside of a pocket dimension where I constantly feel the sting of death, I'll simply use my little exploit to respawn where ever I please. If I'm cursed or braindead, then my exploit will make a new body. If you completely delete my existence out of this forum or even out of reality, then the entire system will crash, potentially causing just about everything around here to disintegrate into code. I don't aim to brag Mr. Matt or act like I've got the upper hand, just to make a point. After all, its hard not to respect someone with your talents. And if you really stop to think about it Mr Matt, if I really was just bluffing then I wouldn't even take the risk.
Besides Mr. Matt, just because the portal didn't let us in doesn't mean that we're not on your side. After all, if you don't see yourself as a hero, then why would the portal? In any case, I was actually trying to make Root over here a deal.
A deal?
...Maybe I can't erase you. But I can surely punish you two for making a mess.
But, if you truly insist to be on our side, then why don't you give me a reason to trust you?
A reason...a reason...AH! Got it.
The fact is that it doesn't matter which side I join because my impact will have little to no effect on the war. With that said though, I couldn't even fathom joining those who wish nothing but death and destruction to those that don't deserve it. For that matter though...does anyone really deserve it? I mean...everyone can change...right?
Uh sorry...lost track of what I was saying. In any case, save for my word, is there anything I can do to prove myself?
Quit trying to butter him up man. It dosen't take an god to know you're just saying all of that to get me kicked out.
Nonsense. Besides, I can't help someone that's gone, can I?
Help? You want to HELP? After what you've done to me and to the system?
*whispers*Now's not the time. We can discus this latter alright?
...
Getting back to what I was saying though, is there anything I...no...we can do?
Let...GO!!!
We'll need to track down and stop these "Hyper Limited Stardroids" before they-
Uh...boss?
...iX?!
...I'll think about it. Until then, you can start by there being no more of you causing a scene. Is that clear?
Of course Mr Matt. Of course...
Also, please please please put me down, we're really really high. Like, a 90,000 feet high I bet.
It's less than 3 feet.
That's even worst!
Uh sir...we have a problem
Sir?
Course...out partying with every one else... Meanwhile I'm the only one who's actually paying attention...
Woo! What's the name of this song?
Darude Sandstorm!
Awesome! But what's the name of the song?
Darude Sandstorm!
Huh. Sounds better than I remember. In any case, keep the punch coming!
Admiral, please return to the brig.
No way. I'm finally having the time of my life!
Admiral! Someone new has arrived on the brig. It looks like a toad. He wants to congratulate you, but the present's too large to fit through the door!
Alright! Guys, I'll be right back!
What do you mean that it was a excuse to get me to come up here?
Sir, I needed to talk to you. It's urgent.
Nothing is more urgent than mandatory party time now that our creators are back.
But sir, that's what I'm trying to talk to you ab-
Hold up. What's that on your screen?
That's what I've been trying to te-
The portals are closing?!! But not all of our masters have returned!
And if they don't all return-
Then that means that the ones here will be sent back.
Exactly, so-
Why didn't you tell me!
...
Alright. It's fine. We'll take care of this...
How are we going to do this...
I'm currently working on an solution sir.
I knew it... I KNEW it was too good to be true...
Huh, so the deadzone cracks are fixing themselves...
Good. Now we can actually properly get rid of all the villains again.
iX, I appreciate your enthusiasm...
...but the Limited virus is volatile to the entire universe. If any Limited comes in contact with the Anti-Omni Corruption, it's over.
And even with how much you've - and forgive me if this sounds like a joke - grown since I created you, the fact remains you're Limited in Reploid form.
I've made many mistakes in my life. Even if the world were to be restored after desctuction out of something such as an omnipotent status quo, I don't think I could live or die peacefully knowing I was responsible for the end of everything.
I'm sorry, iX...or rather, GX. But I must do this without you.
I THINK I MAY KNOW SOMEONE WHO COULD HELP... IN EXCHANGE FOR A FEW THINGS.
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