...HER.
ALRIGHT, WISE GUY! YOU'D BETTER PREPARE FOR A WORLD OF PAIN ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU!
Maybe next time you should "stick to the sidewalk"...
.....Ya schmuck.
WHY, YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU NOT TO MESS WITH THE GREAT WARIO!
Wahahah! Not bad, kid! Could use a teeny bit more salt, though.
Oh, you've really done it now!
I am no one's punching bag! Try to remember that as I punt you into Texas!
Listen here, runt. You can pack a punch, you've got some speed, a ton of potential-- I'll give you that. But in the eyes of everyone else-- you're an amateur. You've still got a long way to go before you can tango with the top dogs.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah! Hasta la vista, sucker!
And the spoils of victory go to Wario yet again!
*Cough* *Cough* Alright, what now?
I AM NOT "GREEN", I AM NOT A NEWBIE, AND I AM *NOT* AN AMATEUR!
Lord Hades!
Well if it isn't Lieutenant Mech-KII. To what do I owe the pleasure?
A. Rock and Wario are causing an uproar in the town! At this rate, there's no telling what damage will be done!
You don't say... Let them.
W-what? Why?
Let me put it this way. The child believes truly there is no one on this planet that could rival him. And while he does have his strengths, if he hasn't experienced enough conflicts to think ahead, there is no telling what disaster could be held.
And as for Wario, this is the perfect opportunity to see what he is capable of. Though if he transforms... perhaps it is for the best we interrupt him before this power would be unleashed.
Oh. I see. Apologies, Lord Hades.
REALLY, NOW? I THOUGHT THAT DRAGON WOULD DIE OF OLD AGE AT THIS POINT...
...UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T EXACTLY HAVE ANY IDEAS... I KINDA MADE THAT THING IN A BLIND RAGE.
...HM, BUT PERHAPS... THERE'S THIS GUY NAMED MIGHTY. HE'S BEEN A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. PRETTY SMART, TOO. MAYBE HE COULD FIND A WAY TO HELP...?
...ANYWAYS, THOSE SOUND LIKE FINE DEALS. "GRANDER NOVA" SOUNDS PRETTY COOL, TOO. ALRIGHT, I'M IN.
Oh, goodie! The package is here!
Now, on that payment... I wasn't exactly told on how much the price was, so as a start...
...I believe this should be suitable? There's more where it came from if it's not.
YOU ARE ENDANGERING INNOCENT LIVES. CEASE YOUR CONFLICT OR RELOCATE IT TO AN UNPOPULATED AREA, OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE ACTION.
...Cheap trick, squirt! But it *oof*, won't *ow* Help you!
Of course. That punk is scared of my prowess. No matter! I know that bumbling brat is here somewhere, and I won't let him get away with this!
Well, now... This seems more promising of fun...
That should spread a decent amount of chaos... And while I'd love to see where this goes... I have something ELSE to take care of.
...Where is she?
...Dark Elf, my dudette mistress, it's gonna go down smooth if you calm your vibes for a-
SHUT UP!!!
You are NOT to question me. You are to FOLLOW me, and if any of you do otherwise, you are DEAD!!
Hey, you dolt! Can't you see I'm busy being a menace while looking for someone simultaneously?
I do apologize, my good sir. I just happened to be walking on this fine time of day. But before I leave you gentlemen- and gentlebots to your business, I would like to ask you a question.
...Go on.
I'm fat, I'm shrewd, I eat garlic; I burp, I fart, I make people sick. I'm rude and unmannerly as heck; And worst of all, I'm about to get wrecked. What am I?
...Hmmm...
....HEY, WAIT A SEC-
....Have a rotten day.
Alright, I'm done. You won't seeing any more of that conflict from myself.
..."Done", you say?
Oh, no, you poor fool. We're not done until I say so.
....We're done.
...Alright. This seems to be the place... Now, then...
...Rise from Hell.
There we are... Now, to prevent you from getting any ideas...
Urg... I hate doing that. But, it's just so that I don't cause any unnecessary attention from those heroes by starting an apocalypse...
Now then, Limited Air-Face... I believe I need to have a chat with you.
The name's Beta Devil. I revived you to ask you just one, simple question...
...You may or may not understand half of what I'm saying- That depends on how 4th-Wall sensitive you are- but I've been looking through the older pages of this roleplay... And I realized something. A missing piece of the puzzle.
Apparently, according to GX, Limited is meant to make robots obedient to Dr. Doppler... Except for the kind of Limited that infected you. Apparently, a 20XX Robot Master is NOT supposed to be inflected with Limited... And that someone made an off-brand version for their deeds.
...And what I want to know... is WHO. And I have ways to MAKE you talk.
...Have you ever wondered what happens when Evil Energy meets Limited? Because it doesn't end well for the robot in question.
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