Boh-ring.
Oh, do I have to report back already?
Not really, I just need a break from all this corporate/civilian protection stuff. Not to mention Lord Hades gave us orders to stand down for some weird reason.
Also you're the only person I know that I can hang out with.
Oh... well, come in, I guess.
So, about that incident with that fat yellow guy...
I wouldn't worry about that. He's gone now.also he's kinda in kahoots with us now, so...
Wait, WHAT? THAT FATSO?
It's no big deal, besides, I think from what was about to happen, you kinda got off easy.
.....
That power... Human or robot, it just didn't feel... natural.
Don't worry about it, dude. Since he's one of us, you won't have to worry about that kind of power anytime soon. You also did tick him off to the point of oblivion.
Heh. I sure did.
Yeeeah. That doesn't seem like your run-up-the-mill natural phenomena that takes place every so often. What do you think it is, Mech-tenant?
My guess? Magic. I'm no Disney or vampires but I think I know an unormality when I see it. What about you?
Pfft. I dunno. Probably some evil guy with their tom
ery. Considering everything that's happened, I'm more nonchalant than afraid of the concept.
Understandable.
..."Little Papa Beta's Pizza Hut Palace Imporium"? A little redundant, but just what the doctor ordered!
I demand eight of your greatest pizzas, Extra garlic, and make it snappy!
Ha! Maybe a simple loser like you has the patience to wait, but when you're the best of the best, you get things the fastest!
WAHAHA! A nobody who takes down another nobody is still a nobody! As for me...
(Hmm... What have I done? there was that one brat who made a mockery of me, but besides that, I don't have anything else to show...)
Oh yeah?
As far as I know, these babies are the strongest things in town! Forget the gun show, these are the muscle MOABs!
If you insist! But just know that I won't go down to a purple chump like you!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Wario. You are not to activate your Wario-Man form in public from now on unless you are ordered otherwise.
...Tch! Consider yourself lucky I came here for some pizza instead of trashing wanna-be tough guys!
...So I have wasted my time reviving you. Thanks for making me realize my mistake.
...There has to be someone who knows the answer... But who...?
...Hm... Perhaps to discover my enemy... I'll have to talk with their enemy...
...Puyo... (Meanie...)


Puyo puyo, puyo puyo puyo! (I'd like 10 large pizzas with everything on it, please!)



Apologies, but I believe that Wario has decided not to fight. So I shall hear no more conversation about anyone fighting on MY property any longer.
...How did he get this number?
Ah, whatever. He already sees me as an ally, so that makes things easier.
Lord Hades isn't that bad, honestly. Perhaps it's hard to look at things from an unbiased viewpoint since he's the only reason why I'm still here, but honestly we've- well, mostly- only done good.
I honestly kinda find it weird that he gives us "Free Will". I've been thinking about it. Could he be brainwashing us from under our noses? Or is it the fact he gives us our own liberties while maintaining a positive feedback to impact his image which truly manipulates us into serving him? I can't really wrap my head around it.
He seems suprisingly chill, too. Like, so chill that it's kinda creepy. The "I know something you don't" kind.
I know, right? Sometimes I think about pushing his buttons just to see if it's even possible for him to get irritated! I mean, If I was as successful as him, then I guess I would feel the same way.
That is true. Hey, thanks for letting me crash here. I didn't really know where else to go, since every normal human being looks at me with fear and/or some other condescending type of emotion.
Ah, it's no problem. I enjoy the company. Everything lately has been kinda boring, so I figured, "why not?".
...There he is... That's the red rapscallion who corrupted a large number of my badniks! I had to scrap a large number of my robots, Scratch and Grounder included!
And it appears he's sided with one of those other alternate mes... Those pompous posers know NOTHING about how to be a TRUE Robotnik!
Well, I'll show them... And I'll show that disgusting Devil what happens to those...
...What happens to those who go around snooping as usual!
Actually, before I head in... May as well check in on ANOTHER ally of mine...
Excellent, Alt Wily. One of my subordinates will send you the locations of the originals as soon as I notify him... They- as well as the rest of the DK Crew and their little friends- will not know what hit them.
Now, if you excuse me... I'm going to discuss a thing or two with another ally of mine, while I relay the message to my subordinate.
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