..."MacLee Industries"... Can't say it's something I'm familiar with...
...What about you, Robotnik? Are you any familiar with it at all?
That meteor's right outside my windo-
Alright... There'd better be a good excuse for this!
What in the name of Mean Beans is THAT!?
Argh... And all my greatest badniks are still undergoing repairs...! I thought I would never have to do this, but... I've got no other choice.
Hello, is this CD-i Ganon? I need your help, immediately!
You have summoned the Dark Lord, Ganon... For what purpose do you request my assistance, doctor?
It's that dragon thing over there! It's trying to break into my precious Death Egg!
You DARE threaten an Ally of Darkness? You must DIE!
Foolish dragon! For it is your hide I shall add to my collection!
I see... What a shame. I'll have to send one of my subordinates to look into it.
...Speaking of which...
Yes?
Digamma Devil. Did you find the location of those Mighty Numbers?
Why, yes, I certainly have... I assume you're asking because Alt. Wily is done with those copies?
Precisely. Get those sent over immediately, understood?
Right away, sir!
What? What's your deal?
I believe you are mistaken... I know not to corrupt any member of Beta Team, lest I catch their unwanted attention... Digamma Devil is simply a clone of the real deal that I created, simply to serve as a replacement. I have also made Devil Clones of the REST of Beta Team, save for Beta himself.
Apparently, it's an Archaic Greek letter... If Mirror World Beta Shadow is going to take the name of "Gamma", than I suppose Bolt decided to go for the next best thing... And the Devil counterpart I made followed suit.
Yes, quite.
...I don't know who hit me with this, but it feels both insulting and confusing.
Well, I appreciate the compliment, but which mess? I've made many.
...OUR Omni-Meme!!!
...*Sigh*... Give me a moment.
Alright, what exactly is it do you want? And keep in mind I don't speak in silence, so if you happen to have any method of talking- or, hell, use SIGN LANGUAGE if you must- then make it clear so I can determine whether or not I should fling you to the other side of the galaxy.
Your Omni-Meme?
Yes! The Crystal Coconut!
Ever since you came in and shattered it like a glass paperweight, DK Island's been in chaos!
In that case, you're very welcome.
Listen here, wisegal!
There's a darn good reason the Crystal Coconut was the Omni-Meme. It was something we could keep safe on the island. Cranky even made that fancy coconut holder out of his globe to keep it secure!
Sure, it had a nasty habit of falling out of our hands because we could be rather careless about it. But at the end of the day, we were the only ones who actually kept hold of the thing long enough to do anything with it!
Powers aside, it was just a crystal. If King K. Rool, Kaptain Skurvy, or any pongak like that took it out of our hands, it'd at least stay in one place for long enough that one of us could get it back before a wish was made!
...well, aside from that time DK and I sang a magic spell that made the coconut fly around on its own...
But now that those powers have been given to a person?! A living Omni-Meme?! With WINGS?!?!
There's no telling how power like that could fall into the wrong hands by accident, or even through persuasion!
And it all happened because of YOU!!!
*cough* My hair is orange, thank you very much.
What are you doing? Attack them!!!
Oh no you don't!
...
He's not infected yet, Eggman...
...And I'm not interested in causing anything on Earth... At least, not until the other Limited bots are taken care of. So long as my Anti-Omni aura is inactive, he should have nothing to work wi-
...
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Master Matt... You, like, felt that, right?
I feel a disturbance, that's for sure... And it's coming straight from Jazz.
Like, if the Limited causes post-apocalysm... And if Evil Energy- which the MKII Virus is partially made out of- causes the Limited to be destroyed...
Then there's no telling what could happen if all three were to meet... We must stop this at once.
Alright, everyone, listen up! The time for training has passed. The Dead Zone portals are closed, and we've trained long and hard... It's time to lay the nightmare to rest.
Matt... Are you sure that we're ready?
...I'm not entirely certain. But I have faith in every single one of you. And we're out of time. We must take immediate action.
Now, go! The fate of the Universe- and possibly even the Omniverse- is in your hands!
Away with you, you obsolete piece of garbage!
*Coughing* N-now now, Jazz- *Coughing* Let's not do anything we're going to regret.
Oh, it is far, FAR too late for that, Missingno. You have already crossed the line... And even still, that line was crossed long, long ago.
First Wily, then Ninja Phantom, then the Reapers, and then Surge. They have ALL pushed me over the edge, Missingno. But you were the one that made it impossible for me to climb back up...
...And this time, I'm dragging EVERYONE down with me.
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