What the--
-- What the hell would you know about what happened?
Lord Hades, there is someone who wishes to conduct a meeting with you.
Is that so? Well....
Lead me to this room so that I may communicate with this individual myself.
Hmm...where to start, where to start...
All right! We're here!
...hey, does anyone know where we're supposed to go next?
So, long story short, we need a way to find the Omni-Meme, a way back to Earth, and a banana bunch of firepower.
C'mon! You've helped out with this kinda thing before, you can do it again!
...Very well.
...Don't mind if I do.
Holy SMOKES!
It seems like all the pieces are coming together...
...for a truly diabolical puzzle.
Well, now we know where to go!
We have no time to lose. While I start up the Halberd, you go gather your friends. Then, we find the Omni-Meme, and we head straight to Earth.
I'm on it, MK!
A long time ago, there was a fiendish monster, who was created by an old "wizard". The wicked Wizard wanted to rule the world... But the Monster wanted more than that. It wanted power. It wanted destruction. And most importantly... It wanted to find a worthy challenge, so he could beat them and prove to be superior.
And so, the Monster betrayed the Wizard, and has begun to hunt down world after world, leaving nothing but death and destruction in its path, followed only by a Fool who tried to act as a foil to the monster's destruction. It only barely worked.
Many heroes tried to stop the monster. A pair of Adventurers, one red and one purple. A violet Specter from another dimension. A Phantom who led an entire studio of criminal robots. A red Swordsman from the future. A Cryomancer wearing sun-proof visors. None has succeeded. Eventually, a being known as the Webmaster, alongside his right-hand man and local Judge, decided to upgrade the system of which the monster's world ran on. However, this causes a chain reaction, causing the monster's world to expire.
Noticing this, two Grim Reapers- one in gold, and one in green- has decided to remove the world completely, and start it anew, alongside a third Grim Reaper, who was also a Mechanic. Noticing this, the Monster attempted to escape... The Fool, however, grew tired of the monster's actions, and has decided to lock the Monster up in a pocket dimension.
...This, however, came at a great cost, for the Fool ended up in a comatose... Eventually, this awakened a Silver Specter, who wanted to use the Monster as a method of ridding all worlds that he has considered to be "filth"... (Of course, the Specter didn't realize that all worlds in this Omniverse were absolute garbage, but regardless.)
The Specter released the Monster from the pocket dimension... And then, to have someone to act upon, the Specter created a Knight, someone for the Monster to act upon... Naturally, the Monster didn't like this. The Monster attempted to destroy the Silver Specter... However, he was beaten by the Specter, and captured by a mysterious Gentleman.
...But the Monster's story truly ended- for now, at least- mere moments AFTER the Monster managed to escape from the Gentleman... And not too long after, Hades himself has left the Underworld to rule over our own.
...The moral of the story is... Your boss is not quite what he seems...
...Despite. I have several amounts of respect for your boss. Perhaps I'll spare your life... But not without leaving something for you to remember me by.
...Now, BEAT IT.
Now, then... Where were-
...Hm?
Don't worry, Senior! Everyone's coming along!
Lookin' like we've got plenty-a work to do!
...
Once again, I've failed. What's the point to even try, right
I should of just stuck to my plan, but no. I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to save everybody.
...
Well you know what? I'm not a hero. Because I wasn't programmed to be.
I'm an freak of reality. Been that way all my life. Why change?
*Is knocked back by the dragon* GRAH! This dragon is tougher than I initially thought...
Fortunately, I've already called MORE backup!
Oh, what a clever dragon! But are you clever enough to escape from THIS!?
(
. When Mech-tenant suggested we go check out what that wave of power was about, I didn't think that we would be in that amount of trouble. No wonder Lord Hades commanded us to lay low. it's like... like he new this would happen.)
(And that monster that guy was talking about... what correlation does Lord Hades have with him?)
(Oh, no. Nonononono. First my eye, now this. No more).
(Ever since I've gotten here I've been used as a punching bag again and again. No. No more. No. mo-)
(.....Jeez. I really do need help.)
Now, hold it right there, buster!
...Hm... Merging with the Limited... Become one, and cause a mass apocalypse...
...Well... What good has this- or any- world done me? I've been cast aside, used like a puppet, and even killed. And my afterlife was an eternity of nothing... And I learned that everyone's afterlife was completely personalized. I gained the short end of the stick. Like the whole universe has been saying I'm nothing. No more.
...I can feel it. Even the bird is struggling to stop me. Don't even bother, Reggae; I'M in control here.
...NONE of you bother to try and stop me. The end of all is inevitable.
Oh no! It's, like, too late, man! What are we going to do!?
...
explosion begins to envelop the entire Earth, destroying everything in its path!
Mmmmm! Puyo puyo! Puyo puyo, puyo? (Mmmmm! That was delicious! Who owns this place, anyways?)
That'd be me, sir.
Puyo, puyo puyo puyo! Puyo... Puyo puyo! (I've been to many pizza places before, but this place has had them all beat! In fact... It's the bestest I've ever been in!)
Puyo puyo! Puyo puyo puyo. (This place is great! You have my blessing.)
No...
...NO!!!
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY CHANCE IN THE LIMELIGHT! MY PERFORMANCE!
MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!
What's happening?!?!
A giant, dangerous glow of energy, that's what!!!
But from who?!
...I think we're too late.
No. No nononono. We can still do this...right?!
...at this point, I don't believe the inevitable can even be delayed.
What the jumping jungleberries is that?!
It's a wild glow of energy, man...and think it's a big one! Maybe even THE big one!!!
What?! No, no, that's preposterous! We still have to find the Omni-Meme! We can't just LOSE...can we?!
...I'm sorry. It seems that the world's balance has been...lost.
Listen, I may not have known some o' you for that long but...it's been an honor working with you all.
...
?!
?!
?!
...
...It's strange... I was mad at the world. I was cast aside, treated like I was nothing. I wanted to destroy everything. That was me, mere moments ago. And yet, it feels like ages.
...And now, what do I want? ...Hm. What do I want...? Is it revenge? To be complete? To belong? To be more than nothing? To control? Destroy? Conquer? Erase? I am not certain anymore...
...But. There is ONE thing I am certain of... My purpose... To be the end of everything.
Evil Energy. MKII Virus. Limited. Anti-Omni Corruption. Jazz Plague. I am all of these things... Yet I am also none of them.
I am terror. I am fear. I am corruption. I am a virus. I am the cure. I am the apocalypse, and its aftermath.
...I am Jazz Hands*... I am The End.
*pops back into existence* .....Huh.
You should be okay, now. Honestly, I'm surprised you're even alive.
Yeah, same here. Last thing I saw was me being vaporized to death. I think this has something to do with that Dark Star Energy. Speaking of brutalized...
Oh. Right. Daffy Duck back there thought it would be nice playing omelet maker with my face. Needless to say, the damage has been done. But besides feeling under the weather after being mortally wounded, I feel the strange urge to maim everything in my sight now. Can't put my finger on it..
Aw, man, my hotel room! Can this day get any worse?
You might wanna hold your tongue on that question while the both of us are still alive and functioning.
True. We should probably go have a chat with Lord Hades about this, though. I don't think he'll like this.
I-impossible!! We're alive?!
...I think something...no, someone saved us!!
But...who? And why??
It must've been someone super strong! Like Matt...but stronger!
And there must be only one reason we were saved...
...to lay a beatdown on a baddie!!!
Dude...did I get the chemicals outta my water before I died??
Don't think so, Wave Feller...'fact, I don't think ya even died.
Th-the Omni-Meme?!
No, Diddy...this is more than what even the purest Omni-Meme could ever do.
I was a fool. There is balance in this world. And in this moment, it is stronger than ever.
...
...Kirby, you've grown so much. Thank you.
...in a place like this, we aren't limited to our past potential.
Wh...but I thought I knew that!
I was pushing away my past potential so I could rule above-
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