Well...that didn't go very well...
Say, you're really, really, really fast right?
LORD HADES!
I... know you didn't give us orders to, but when that wave of power hit, we went to investigate ourselves, and- and there was this guy who was insanely strong, and-and now the Earth's deteriora-
You don't say.
S-so if you don't mind me asking, Lord Hades, what are we going to do about it? Should we arm our men and declare war?
Bother not. It would be a foolish notion to waste time and men on such.
B-But-
This crisis will pass all the same. Whoever --or whatever-- the cause of this may be is none of our concern. Whether we interfere or not, they will fall all the same.
....
Well, Lord Hades, for the sake of this planet, I truly hope you are right.
Hmph! I guess that pizza was alright.
Now, if you excuse me, I'll be off--..
.....There will be hell on earth to pay for this.
Ah... What a fine day at sea! And now that Kahtos is practicing with their new adaptor, those Kongs won't know what-
...What in the name of Davy Jones is tha-
...Klump. Krusha. Do either of you two mind explaining what's going on around here!?
Uh, no idea, boss.
Yeah, everything just kinda... Went boom.
...Went boom.
Uh, yea-
Things don't just "go boom", Krusha! Something must've caused this... But what...?
...Really, now. Is this really how things are going to end for us? With a laser through the heart? Our goodie two-shoes counterpart could survive this EASILY. We are NOT going to die like this. Not when we've got work to do.
Work? What work? Face it, our previous failure had cost us our lives. Your plans will simply lead to our destruction.
My plans? No, my friend. OUR plans. Or have you forgotten the reason of our creation?
We weren't created for this. The Anti-Omni Meme was the result of Shaggy sealing away Robbie Rotten's powers. It was meant to preserve the powers of Berserk Instinct. Robbie just used it for villainy, before he lost it, and eventually fell into Beta Shadow's hands.
Stop trying to deny our purpose. We were created from Beta Shadow's inner evils. We are his demons.
...Well, maybe I'm just a different kind of demon. I just want to have a bit of fun. Is it evil? Yes. But at least it's not bat
insane like you are.
Whether or not I am insane does not matter. I am still you. You are still me. We are the same person. And our true goal remains the same: Omniversal Destructio-
No.
...Pardon m-
You are NOT me. You are just a part of me that I don't need anymore... And quite frankly, should be dead by now.
...Is that right? Well, then...
...Newsflash, eggplant. I'm not going anywhere. And you WILL need me... No matter how long I have to wait. I've done it before. I can do it again.
...(Kirby... Heh. Why am I not surprised.)
GAH! You!? What are you... Scratch that. How are you here!?
Highly doubtful his being here is connected... But what's the bad news, Eggman?
...I see. And the good news?
Let's DO THIS, team!!!
Prepare the Combo Cannon!
Let's go, guys!
(I've been all over the galaxy, possibly farther...)
(...this whole time, I've been searching for a greater meaning...a mark on history...)
(...and I was using nothing but twisted versions of the villainy I learned from others.)
(The Evil Energy, the Limited, the Black Kingdom and my unforgiving former master...)
(...even my own delusions.)
(But what I didn't realize was that I was going nowhere in the time it took even the minions I lost to go somewhere.)
(I may be called Dark Elf. I may have been a minion in the Black Kingdom.)
(But that's the past.)
(And in this world, I'm not limited to my past potential. Nor am I trapped by the sins of my past.)
I will lower the curtain on your show, Jazz Hands. Not to set my own stage, but to write a new song. A song of harmony.
Let's do this, Devious. There's no "i" in "band".
...Wow. Sure is a lot going on out there, huh.
...Puyo puyo, puyo. Puyo puyo puyo puyo... Puyo puyo, puyo puyo puyo puyo puyo. (They can't win this without you, you know. Part of that big meanie's power is Berserk Instinct. In order to win, they need the power of Ultra Instinct.)
...
...Thanks, Kirby. I won't let anyone down.
Byyyyyyyyyye!~ (Bye, Mr. Shadow! Good luck!~)
...
Puyo puyo... (I'm going to go order some more food...)

Puyo! Puyo puyo... (Wait! Before you go...)


...I'm guessing you know what's going down, too, right?
Yeah... And it's in the way of my getting you back.
Ok, but even if you were able to fit that into this roleplay, I doubt you'd be able to beat me if that's the best amount of Mastered Ultra Instinct that you can muster.
Whatever. Let's just focus on what's important right now.
Well, what do you last remember doing before leaving?
This energy...it feels good.
I actually feel good!
And yet...
I know that I have one choice in front of me. Stay with this world as it ends or escape it.
By that logic, why should make friends if I can't even save them from their eventual fate? By that logic, what does it matter?
This positive energy that flows inside of me...it's just code.
IT'S ALL JUST CODE.
I REJECT THIS FEELING OF HAPPINESS NOT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO FEEL HAPPY, BUT BECAUSE I CAN'T. I CAN'T BE HAPPY KNOWING WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS. KNOWING THAT EVERYONE WILL FADE, REGARDLESS OF MY DECISION TO LEAVE OR STAY.
Let's get back to work.
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