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SA2 Dub Eggman: Just one... did that jazz guy piss on my fucking wife?! Because I CAN AND WILL piss on that giant wario man apparition! Dub Eggman's eyes are starting to twitch insanely fast in anger...

Eta Cosmic walks up to Dub Eggman.

Oh, my dear friend... I'm afraid that not only has Jazz ed on your wife... He also told me he found this while doing so.

Eta Cosmic pulls out the Blue Chaos Emerald!

SA2 Dub Eggman: ...I'll be right back... He then prepares the eggman rant but with jazz hands and the wario apparition instead of shadow and the moon. Then suddenly screens appear out of nowhere broadcasting the entire rant which i'm too lazy to do except for this part: SA2 Dub Eggman: I'm gonna go higher... I'M PISSING ON THE APPARITION!!! Then the giant apparition got blown out of existiance. SA2 Dub Eggman: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT TRUMPH?! I PISSED ON IT YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DROP-L-LETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT, OR I'LL PISS ON YOU TOO! Pop! Accord: Thank goodness we didn't get that brodcast in the pizzeria...

...During the Rant...

That'll do it... Now, we need to hurry! To the power supply of the Cannon!
Now, just hold on a minute! We still need Harpy! The addition of the Omni Meme's power is the key to destroying the Wario Apparition!

...How on Earth did he manage to-
There's a time and place for answers and it is neither here nor now. Now, come on, we need to hurry!

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...Back in present times, the heroes look up at the laser, watching the attack on the apparition...

...Alright... Let's just hope it works...

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Meanwhile with Jazz, he appears to be struggling with the will of Wario Man himself, trying hard not to end up killing himself...

The wario apparition screams in insane ammounts of pain even WITHOUT the omni-meme! SA2 Dub Eggman: Now lets hope this part works... Now Harpy lady! Shout it now! Harpy: Ok... *inhale* GIT GUD! Then... in a flash... the wario apparition dissapates... into nothingness...

Mighty absolutely overloads all his Rogue Stars!
Everyone fighting against Jazz receives a huge stat boost, as well as a lot of elemental energy of all the main types(besides Neutral and Copy) at their disposal!

Mighty sprays his fists with his Homemade Disinfectant(reminder that it contains Justice Energy).

You aren't the end, buckaroo. You're just a melodramatic edgy weenie.
But you're right. Something is ending today.
You.

Mighty manipulates the Disinfectant into forming spikes on his fists, and then once again decks Jazz Hands in the face with the power of a thousand very pissed supernovas.

So you all wish to have your lives taken as well? Very well.

When hit by the blast, instead of dissipating -or screaming, mind you- the blast does nothing until the Omni-Meme is put into it, onlfy affecting him a few seconds later reverting Wario back into his regular form and putting everything back to normal.

DIE! Wait, what?

Wario then looks down, realizing how far he is from the ground, pulling a sign out of nowhere saying "I'M IN TROUBLE."

He then proceeds to fall all the way down from the sky.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

A loud explosion happens as Wario falls from space. As he slowly gets up, Wario turns to everyone angrily.

Hey, you all! What's the big idea, messing around like that!? I was only trying to teach that punk a lesson!
And possibly killing everyone in the process?
D'oh, quit acting like you've never been in the heat of the moment, Solid Squirt!

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Hades in disappointment rests his head on his face, shaking his head.

Those fools. Out of paranoia, they ruined Wario's mission. They all eliminated the best chance they had at destroying that pest.
Hmph. Regardless, that is none of my concern. It seems that enough has been done as is.

SA2 Dub Eggman: Also... its almost been past the 23 hour mark before those piss drop-l-lets hit the fucking earth! Now we only got... 6 hours...fast did those droplets go!? 6 HOURS REMAIN.

Harpy: Ok... *inhale* GIT GUD
The dragon stops flying in a circle and in an instant charges towards her for the outdated reference.

Hades receives a knocking on his door. Never mind how the entity got in.

Hades responds:

Who is it?

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So. What now?
I could try using the Dread Cannon again. We don't know whether it will or won't work, after all.
That's still a huge liability. If it doesn't he might just end up absorbing it and making it even stronger.
Then what are we supposed to do? We couldn't even fight him before he was like this.
To be frank, I'm at the point whether I don't care if we win or not, since if we do, we'll probably have to deal with something worse. I kinda didn't realize how lucky I had things while they were peaceful until now.
And I'm basically a War Machine. And a counter-intuitive one at that since at this point in time we're so far down the pecking order compared to "Jazz Hands" that nothing matters.

Then a recording from dub Eggman plays in Hades' throne room! SA2 Dub Eggman: Yeah, yell that to the piss drop-l-lets fallin towards him in 5 hours or so! Wait... what are those droplets doing...? The dropplets are formimg a... head? The Head:YOU WANT FUN? WARIEGG SHOW YOU FUN! Oh god... the Wariegg aparition!

Hold on a second. What's that Golden Glow up there?

Something seems to be glowing up in space! Let's find out what it is...

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Ok, that was the last of the last straws... Say goodbye to your putrid little-

As Jazz turns to face the Earth, he sees Kirby, who is powering up the Star Rod!

...You wouldn't DA-
Pu-YO! (Take THIS!)

Kirby blasts Jazz Hands with the Star Rod!

N... No...! I will not be beaten like this! I WILL NO-
...Is that a dragon?

Sure enough, Jazz and the Star Rod's blast crashes right into Fafner! The Star Rod's blast continues to carry the two, running into Wariegg, when suddenly...

BOOM! The blast explodes into a star-shaped light, destroying Jazz, Fafner, and Wariegg in one solid hit!

...Pu puyo puyo! (My work here is done!)

Kirby flies back to Little Papa Beta's.

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...Well, that's that.
Now, hold on just a minute! What about the other villains that escaped from the Dead Zone!?
Actually, it seems that the explosion from the Star Rod created some falling stars that, according to my calculations-
OUR calculations.
-Are actually going to work in our favor... The trajectory of the stars seem to be aimed in a way that'll destroy all of the other villains that escaped from the Dead Zone!




So, what now? What now, SQUAWK?
...Celebrate?

A mumbling of agreement is spread throughout the entire Beta Team (also Devil and Omega) as they head on over to Little Papa Beta's.

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Star Rod- (Crystal/Space) One of- if not the- most powerful weapons in the Omniverse. Its true power can only be wielded by Star Warriors like Kirby.

A. Rock watches everyone head off, and processes what just happened.

So this entire thing was just a waste of time?
I ended up losing part of myself that I'll never get back... over nothing?
You're still alive.
Yeah. Against my wishes. Can't wait to get all my limbs exploded in the tournament arc.
Well... everything's back to normal now. So, what do you wanna do?

A. Rock smiles, and takes a fighting stance against Mech-tenant.

How about a sparring match for old time's sake?
...

Mech-tenant pauses, but eventually gives in, tapping into his Dark Star Power (albeit a much smaller and less chaotic quantity).

....I'm pretty sure we've never squared off before, but why not?

The two of them briefly pause, staring at each other. Then, they begin to clash.

Well, that was anticlimactic. Celebration time, I guess.

Mighty heads over to Beta's.

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The hold music on the line with Mr. Egg stops.
My apologiés, Mr. Quartét, for wasting your timé like this... I had some... préssing mattéurs to deal with.
A woman screaming and a police siren can be barely heard in the background.
Anyway... sincé you botheréd to answéur this call personélly, I take it you are interestéd in purchasíng the
blueprínts?

Suddenly, Mr. Egg finds a huge transfer of money loaded into a bank account of his!

Consider it done.

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Meanwhile, A. Rock and Mech-tenant are fighting outside, too fast to actually be seen by the naked eye. A. Rock in specific, however seems to be struggling to keep up.

(Agh. I'm not doing anything wrong, but I can feel my speed being drained. On top of that, he's already got the edge in raw power.)
Come on, Rock! I know you're faster than this!

Mech-T tries to swing his Shield Scythe at A. Rock, who only narrowly dodges the first few times. It seems like he's about to hit Rock during the final swing, but suddenly, he vanishes.

.....Where?

Mech-T finds himself surrounded by a collection of A. Rocks, or rather, Hyperspeed Afterimages. Each one aims a Alter Buster at him.


.....Oh, hell.

Mech-T is then hit with Alter Busters from all sides, shot at everywhere. This seems to overwhelm Mech-T, who slumps in his knees. After being bombarded, the afterimages disappear, each phasing into the real A. Rock.

......
(Phew. A moment more and I might have lost that. He did mention Dark Star Power being able to siphon other forms of energy before, but I don't think me getting slower and weaker was him doing that.)

A. Rock is then suddenly forced back into his base form, losing his Speed Switch for some reason.

.....Huh? The hell just happened?

He uses an Buster Charge to try and get his stamina back, but he only manages to flicker Speed Switch.

Oh, great. I guess that rules out Speed-based weapons.

Mech-T suddenly kicks himself back up, ready to fire a DS Buster at A. Rock.

!
Was just playing dead. Checkmate.
.......

Mech-T suddenly falls back to the floor, the result being him not used to maintaining so much Dark Star Energy at once.

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Shield Scythe- A shield morphed into a long scythe. (Mech-T exclusive.)

Hyperspeed Afterimages- Afterimages created from the sheer speed of Hyperspeed Switch.

Alter Buster- A. Rock's main weapon. Shoots a Charged Shot.

Dark Star Buster- A buster shot forged with Dark Star properties. (Dark Star user exclusive.)

As Fafner's remains fly through space, scales go flying out, crashing into various planets. The scales start to expand and contort, before shaping into various creatures and items.


One shard in particular flies near Air. As Air naturally picks it up, he begins to change.

What...what is this?
!

The explosion of wind that followed knocked anything near Air away in a 300 mile radius.

...

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As the door opens, it's none other than...Quin?
Message from Master!
Quin seems to be holding a letter in hand with a purple stamp.

Well, I'm not sure... But at least now there's nobody to get in the way of our plans.

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What in the name of Mobius was THAT!?
I am unsure... But I do believe that our little scaly "friend" has been destroyed!
And not a moment too soon. Look!
W̧ E̴ ̀E ͢G E ҉E̷ ͠. .̨ .͘
Weegee the Doombringer is getting away! Quickly, the Dark Artifacts of YTP!

AOSTH Robotnik, CD-i Ganon, and I.M. Meen pulls out the Can of PRINGAS, the Triforce of Power, and I.M. Meen's Book, respectively, and seals Weegee away!

Whew, thank Robbie... If that Weegee were to be let out onto the rest of the Universe, it would spell certain doom for all... Us included!
Exactly... If Weegee was to destroy the Earth, there'd be none of it left for us to conquer! That's why we sealed him away to begin with!
That being said, Robotnik... I believe this makes our business here concluded. Call us if you are ever in need of our power again.
Actually, I might need a little bit of help repairing the-

CD-i Ganon and I.M. Meen warps off elsewhere.

...Drat. It seems I have no choice but to do the repairs mysel-

Suddenly, something else crashes into the AOSTH Death Egg!

Oh, now what!? I swear, if that's that rambunctious rodent, I'll-
...Hello, what's this?

AOSTH Robotnik finds an unconscious Orchestra! Huh, I kinda wondered where this guy was heading.

Hm... This robot could be the key component... To get rid of that meddling hedgehog once and for all!