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...And are you sure this will work? It HAS to. I just see no other way around it. There's no other possible way to confront him... No available universe has the flexibility needed to be able to confront him directly. And how do you know he will come? ...He is an investor of Chaos and Destruction. He will come... It would be against his nature not to. ...I looked at where he kept it. The Anti-Omni Meme of which that devil manifested from. ...It's gone, Bt. And there's only one person in this entire Omniverse who also knows where it is... And would have the motives to take it. ...And Reaper is too gullible and naive to notice any of this. And even then, he would not agree to do any of what I am doing, even if it's for a greater cause. I HAVE to be the one to do it. There is no other way around it. ...But if the Trio of Origin... the Creators of the Internet's Multi-Omniverse find out about this... ...They can erase this universe for all I care. But not until we get rid of Beta Devil... For GOOD.Greetings, one and all, and welcome to the Chaos Zone. This is an attempt to do what the Absurd Roleplay attempted to do: Create a safe environment for people to be OP so that, hopefully, it won't spread to other threads.
I'll let it be known now: This is NOT a continuation of the Absurd Roleplay itself, nor of its story/stories. If you participated in the Absurd Roleplay at some point and wish to bring back any characters or plotpoints that existed at the time, feel free. But do note that this is, more or less, its own continuity. Heck, if anything, it doesn't even need its own continuity. But, I'd be foolish to think it won't. In fact, I am counting on it.
Anyways. Some ground rules:
1. If you're going to do stats and damage, feel free to have them be as big as possible. Just don't make them extremely long. 2. Do not use other people's characters. Feel free to make as many characters as you would like, though. 3. If you want to destroy the world, that's fine. Want to destroy the galaxy? Great. The universe? Can always be pieced back together. But do NOT. Under ANY circumstances. Destroy ANY universe that is not involved with this thread. You are also equally banned from destroying the entire Omniverse, or any Omniverse beyond. There are... certain people. I want to avoid the attention of. So let's refrain from stretching out the destruction to beyond this thread, ok?
...I think that about covers it. You all enjoy yourselves.
The Chaos Zone Posted by Ninja Phantom on June 10th, 2020 at 4:40pm Viewed 13565 Times
Posted on July 9th, 2020 at 4:14pmEdited on 2020/07/09 at 4:15pm
Posted 2020/07/09 at 4:14pmEdited 2020/07/09 at 4:15pm
#2
Hades begins to respond, but then stops to look at Quin.
How did...? Nevermind. Guard, bring me the letter from him.
The Mech-KII bot walks up and takes the letter from Quin in a delicate manner, then hands it to Hades, who before opening it, gestures the Mech-KII to escort Quin out. He then redirects his attention to Mr. Egg.
Now, as I was saying. You may bring them towards here. Please make sure to drop them by the outside of here within about an hour.
SA2 Dub Eggman: I wonder what other me's doin'? Pro'ly still after that ren and stimpy-esque wannabe... Besides! Unlike my sonic, he dosen't KNOW how to go super! Heh... cant even beat a single leon from my world.
Eh, he's probably doing something completely unimportant.AOSTH Robotnik laughs maniacally as he is working on Orchestra. ...Like his Mean Beans.Back at Little Papa Beta's, a tiny figure seems to be eating a similarly tiny pizza...
This pizza... It's so delectable... And better yet, they were able to make it in my size! And it appears to only be available on the surface... If I were to take this pizza to the Chum Bucket and analyze its contents, I could sell this stuff and run Krabs out of business... ...And then I, Sheldon J. Plankton, will rule over the entire ocean! Mwahahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Plankton is interrupted by Reggae stepping on him, seeming to not notice he was there.
Ew, I think I stepped on a bug! A bug, SQUAWK!
Over with Beta Shadow and Ninja Phantom...
Well, things might've been bumpy, but at least it turned out well in the end. Yeah, sure seems to be the case. Though, that isn't to say you should go against my wishes more often, Phantom. Hey, get off my case, alright? I mean, we still managed to stop Beta Devil, did we? Yeah, we did. And then we didn't. And now, he's still alive. Without his Anti-Omni powers, granted. Hey. Whatever works, right? Yeah, whatever works.
...That being said... There has been a single question on the mind recently. Regarding those Dead Zone portals... Ah, I wouldn't worry about it. I'm pretty sure some precautions are going to be made to keep Dark Prince from reaching a critical state again. No, that wasn't what I was talking about... You know how Gamma Crystal also escaped from there, right? I do... Your point? Well, I'm just wondering... How did the residents of the Mirror World wind up in the Dead Zone to begin with? Oh, that? Funny story, actually... It happened a few weeks after I cancelled the MMRPG TCG. You see, I didn't exactly want to have more of those Mirror World guys coming in, so I kinda just... Snuck into RSB's side of the Realm between Dimensions and erased the Dimension Mirror from existence. ...You. Erased the Dimension Mirror. From existence. Hey, it was the safest thing I could do, ok? I didn't know how to seal it closed, and Matt forbid what would've happened if I just went and shattered the thing. So, I did the only thing I could do. THAT way, nothing from the Mirror World can get in our world, and nothing could happen to the mirror or anyone in it. And you don't think that Gamma Jewel would be smart enough to bring it back with him from the Dead Zone? Even if he did, what's the worse that could happen?
Posted on July 9th, 2020 at 4:31pmEdited on 2020/07/09 at 4:41pm
Posted 2020/07/09 at 4:31pmEdited 2020/07/09 at 4:41pm
#5
Yet again, in the Dark Fortress.
I'm telling you man, you lucked out. No, YOU lucked out! This weird scar thing is messing my powers up! Have you tried getting it repaired? ....No, but I've constantly been Energy Boosting it. Before it did nothing. Now, I feel like every time I do it's growing. What next? Is this scar of yours sentient? Is hearing voices other than your own in your head a good qualifier for that? .....You know what, maybe we should talk to Lord Hades about this. Probably, but he's busy right now. Something about business. ....Wanna play video games? The hotel I resided at was obliterated, remember? I'll have to get a new one... and with the way I look, good luck without raising any suspicious eyebrows.
Posted on July 9th, 2020 at 4:56pmEdited on 2020/07/09 at 4:59pm
Posted 2020/07/09 at 4:56pmEdited 2020/07/09 at 4:59pm
#7
As the dust settles on Earth, the DOSBots, Dr. Doppler, all 6 Revolt Robots, Diddy Kong, and Ev-L Elf find themselves in the same spot.
I know the world almost died, but that...was...AWESOME!!!
Heck yeah, it was!!
Impressive work, everyo-
The group of 13 turns to Ev-L Elf.
...DARK ELF.
You have been INCREDIBLY un-cool!
I think it's time you pay for-
Dr. Doppler steps in front of Ev-L Elf, preventing anyone from making a move!
Everyone, stop!
Wh-what are you DOING?!
That lady tried to kill all of us! She messed with the Omni-Meme! She-
...Dr. Doppler, was it? I can take it from here.
Everyone takes a step back, with all but Dr. Doppler doing so out of fear.
Yes, it's true. I tried to rule an orchestra of madness. I messed with the world's balance. Just minutes ago, I felt like I could do it again if I wished.
But that...power that protected all of us. It did more than just protect me. It saved me.
Not just from the explosion...but from my worst self.
I may have learned of this world's limitless potential from some of you standing here right now. But the people who told me that good and evil were myths...
Ev-L Elf turns to Surge Tower, where Jazz Hands stood mere moments ago, and before him, Surge Man.
...well, now that I've seen them for who they truly are, I realize they weren't singing the right key.
I can change myself from my past. I can let myself reach the power I always wanted for with a mere thought.
But that's no excuse to try and usurp those who rule over the world's balance, or to try tearing it all down.
That powerful being...the one who saved all of us...
You remember what called them here, don't you?
A blessing...for heroes.
Even after all that I'd done...even in my current form, a Black Kingdom minion fused with Limited and Evil Energy...
...they still saw a hero deep within me. A friend, even.
And it just took a small reminder for me to find a chance to bring it out.
...that said, I feel like I need more time to find myself before I can jump into action again.
I don't need this thing anymore.
Ev-L Elf destroys the Air Man L arm she grafted onto herself...with her left arm having returned, with flesh and bone.
May the next time we cross paths be under a mellower melody.
Back to her normally-powered form, Dark Elf flies off to parts unknown.
It's amazing how even in the darkest hour, one can still be given a chance to atone.
So...what do we do now?
...y'know, that Li'l Papa Beta's place sounds nice.
Posted on July 9th, 2020 at 5:42pmEdited on 2020/07/09 at 6:12pm
Posted 2020/07/09 at 5:42pmEdited 2020/07/09 at 6:12pm
#9
Greetings, sir Hades Quartet! I'm writing this because I wish to make a bit of a trade. You see, I've developed a substance that should act as a miracle cure to this whole MKII clone conundrum. Don't worry, I've tailored it to where it doesn't affect you due to your lifeforce signal being different than the clones. Simply pour it onto a clone or even a weapon and slash or bash a clone and *BOOM* instant disappearance. However, the only issue is that this sample I'm sending you is the last of my supply as I've run out of the original source. In order to make more though, I need a sample of the MKII virsus straight from the tap as it makes for a suitable replacement. In other words, I need your virus signature. Even if you, Hades, may not have the signature, I know that the MKII original still somewhat resides in you. I won't keep anything from you though, for the main reason why I want it is to where I can combine it to form an antivirus against yet another virsus. The clonesbane substance is just another thing to come out of it. If you wish to make the trade, please send a sample to the following: 14156 Nowheresville. Thanks!
TD;LR: One virus in exchange for an antivirus.
The paper suddenly turns into a bottle containing a green substance. Though unlikely to Hades, it seems to contain a familar green substance with the words Smith written on it. Prehaps to the Absurd it will ring a bell?
Dub Eggman then notices some strange mirror shaped shadow outside the pizzaria SA2 Dub Eggman: Eh, that thing shouldn't be a problem. He just ignored that strange shadow... even though its growing bigger... Rider: Wait what?
Posted on July 9th, 2020 at 7:20pmEdited on 2020/07/09 at 7:47pm
Posted 2020/07/09 at 7:20pmEdited 2020/07/09 at 7:47pm
#11
Meanwhile, from a random, conveniently placed bush, next to where all the YTP stuff was happening...
(Huh, never thought I'd actually have to FIGHT memes. You know, except the stuff of the Anti-Omni variety.) (Whatever, even if Weegee somehow gets out, I have plenty of Reverse Cards and mirrors to stop him with.)Speaking of mirrors...
Posted on July 9th, 2020 at 7:53pmEdited on 2020/07/09 at 8:07pm
Posted 2020/07/09 at 7:53pmEdited 2020/07/09 at 8:07pm
#12
After reading the letter and seeing the bottle, Hades opens up a random wormhole pulling out another one identical in size. He then proceeds to distort, or rather, infect the insides of it. he then calls for the attention of one of his drones, who respond immediately:
How may I be of service? Put this in a package and deliver it to "14156 Nowheresville". Processing... 14156 Nowheresville found. Storing item.
The drone leaves the room, leaving Hades, who gets up seconds later.
Now then, I believe I have somewhere to be.
Hades opens up another, much larger wormhole and walks through it, disappearing through the wormhole.
Posted on July 9th, 2020 at 8:11pmEdited on 2020/07/09 at 10:06pm
Posted 2020/07/09 at 8:11pmEdited 2020/07/09 at 10:06pm
#13
Meanwhile with Mr. Dink after paying his meal: Mr.Dink: ...? Why is there a mirror floating on one of those buildings? Mr. Dink noticed that mirror like shadow IS a mirror! The same one that Beta Shadow destroyed... but it dosen't seem active yet... and it looks like gamma crystal is next to that mirror to try and make it work!
Posted on July 9th, 2020 at 10:45pmEdited on 2020/07/09 at 10:53pm
Posted 2020/07/09 at 10:45pmEdited 2020/07/09 at 10:53pm
#15
SA2 Dub Eggman: Activating anti mecha sonic line counter group announcement in 3...2...1. Then a recording from Dub Eggman appears on the television screens! SA2 Dub Eggman Recording: Everyone I've recorded this video in case of 3 of the mecha sonic line watching my movements in secret are planning to kill all of us ,mabey, because of my actions! So I'm starting a group to hunt them down and at least rub it mean bean me's stupid ugly face! So I need my closest allies, friends, hell, even foes! To get them outta this world! So who's with me on this one?!
Posted on July 9th, 2020 at 10:48pmEdited on 2020/07/09 at 11:32pm
Posted 2020/07/09 at 10:48pmEdited 2020/07/09 at 11:32pm
#16
...Meanwhile...
Shipbuilder: ...Alright, that should do it, Mr...? The Great King K. Rool, leader of the- Shipbuilder: I asked for your name, sir, not your occupation. You're lucky we were even able to BUILD this thing: A wooden ship that could turn into a functioning spaceship? And explosion-proof too... And that's not even to mention the various built-in security systems you requested to keep out... Who did you want to keep out, again? Why, the Kongs, of course! Shipbuilder: ...Uh-huh. Rest assured, Mr. Rool, if King Kong was even real to begin with, I'd doubt he'd be able to fit on your ship. Anyways, that'll be $1,000,000,000, please. Alright, alright... Bring 'em in, boys!
The Kremlings begin to load in treasure chests full of golden coins.
Shipbuilder: Woah, woah, woah. Hold on there, sir. We can't accept these; If you're going to pay, then it has to be in cash. ...I see.
King K. Rool pulls out... A credit card!? Since when did he manage to get his hands on a credit card!?
Shipbuilder: I said in CASH. Credit cards are not accepted here. WHAT!? What kind of low-class business are you trying to run here, anyways!? Shipbuilder: Look, sir. I'm just trying to provide for my family. You'd understand that, right? ...You DO have a family, right? Well, I have a brother... I once ordered him to destroy DK Island, but I ended up locking him away when he refused. The Kongs freed him, and all the while he opened up the locations of which I- Shipbuilder: Ok, ok, sheesh. Forget I asked. Just... Look. We only accept USD here. End of story. So, do you have the money or not? ... ...I'll be right back.
K. Rool exits the building. A few moments later, he charges right back in with his Blunderbuss and Kaptain outfit!
Alright, listen here, you fleshbag! My ship was destroyed in a massive, apocalyptic explosion that everyone only survived because of who knows what! I cannot be a Kaptain without a ship to sail, and you will either give it to me, or I'm taking that head of yours off your shoulders! Shipbuilder: GAH! Alright, alright, just take the ship! Just please, don't point that thing at me!Several hours later...
Oh ho ho... Ladies and gentlekremlings, I bring you... The Gangplank Galleon II!
K. Rool unveils a brand new ship, three times the size of the original Gangplank Galleon!
Ah... Isn't she a beaut? Why have I ever wanted my old ship back from that Tepid guy when this baby was worth every cost! Uh, but boss? We didn't pay nothin'. You robbed the place mere seconds ago. ...Like I said, Klump. Every. Cost. Now, enough talk... It's time to set our course! Uh, sure, boss... But to where? Why, where else, Krusha? To DK Island, of course!
King K. Rool and the Kremlings climb aboard the Gangplank Galleon II, then sets sail for DK Island!
Posted on July 9th, 2020 at 11:34pmEdited on 2020/07/09 at 11:52pm
Posted 2020/07/09 at 11:34pmEdited 2020/07/09 at 11:52pm
#17
D.K: Thank goodness I hid the bananas in a place they'll NEVER find out about! Oh good lord he hid them in the nearby deadzone portal before it closed did he?
As the drone arrives at 14156 Nowheresville, all that remains is a old cabin surrounded by various junk and disabled robots with a mailbox. A sticky note can be seen reading: "Insert Here". As Ki reads this, the world begins to distort and change, turning a sea of colors before finally resting to a pale blue. Various other flying homes can be seen as blue lightning flashes through the skies. A neon sun rises in the distance, serving as the only light to illuminate the land. In an instant, a purple robot comes out of the cabin, which has turned into an laboratory.
Thanks! Here, wait one second. Null walks into the lab and in an instant walks back out with a box of the Clonesbane. This should be of use. Tell your boss I said thanks.
Posted on July 10th, 2020 at 1:18amEdited on 2020/07/10 at 1:31am
Posted 2020/07/10 at 1:18amEdited 2020/07/10 at 1:31am
#20
And when silver sonic prime uncurled and reveald itself to meta knight... SA2 Dub Eggman: FIRE AWAY, MY MISSILES! A swarm of homing missiles get launched at silver sonic prime!
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