How did...? Nevermind. Guard, bring me the letter from him.
Now, as I was saying. You may bring them towards here. Please make sure to drop them by the outside of here within about an hour.
Eh, he's probably doing something completely unimportant.
...Like his Mean Beans.
This pizza... It's so delectable... And better yet, they were able to make it in my size! And it appears to only be available on the surface...
If I were to take this pizza to the Chum Bucket and analyze its contents, I could sell this stuff and run Krabs out of business...
...And then I, Sheldon J. Plankton, will rule over the entire ocean! Mwahahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Ew, I think I stepped on a bug! A bug, SQUAWK!
Well, things might've been bumpy, but at least it turned out well in the end.
Yeah, sure seems to be the case. Though, that isn't to say you should go against my wishes more often, Phantom.
Hey, get off my case, alright? I mean, we still managed to stop Beta Devil, did we?
Yeah, we did. And then we didn't. And now, he's still alive. Without his Anti-Omni powers, granted.
Hey. Whatever works, right?
Yeah, whatever works.
...That being said... There has been a single question on the mind recently. Regarding those Dead Zone portals...
Ah, I wouldn't worry about it. I'm pretty sure some precautions are going to be made to keep Dark Prince from reaching a critical state again.
No, that wasn't what I was talking about... You know how Gamma Crystal also escaped from there, right?
I do... Your point?
Well, I'm just wondering... How did the residents of the Mirror World wind up in the Dead Zone to begin with?
Oh, that? Funny story, actually... It happened a few weeks after I cancelled the MMRPG TCG. You see, I didn't exactly want to have more of those Mirror World guys coming in, so I kinda just... Snuck into RSB's side of the Realm between Dimensions and erased the Dimension Mirror from existence.
...You. Erased the Dimension Mirror. From existence.
Hey, it was the safest thing I could do, ok? I didn't know how to seal it closed, and Matt forbid what would've happened if I just went and shattered the thing. So, I did the only thing I could do. THAT way, nothing from the Mirror World can get in our world, and nothing could happen to the mirror or anyone in it.
And you don't think that Gamma Jewel would be smart enough to bring it back with him from the Dead Zone?
Even if he did, what's the worse that could happen?
I'm telling you man, you lucked out.
No, YOU lucked out! This weird scar thing is messing my powers up!
Have you tried getting it repaired?
....No, but I've constantly been Energy Boosting it. Before it did nothing. Now, I feel like every time I do it's growing.
What next? Is this scar of yours sentient?
Is hearing voices other than your own in your head a good qualifier for that?
.....You know what, maybe we should talk to Lord Hades about this.
Probably, but he's busy right now. Something about business.
....Wanna play video games?
The hotel I resided at was obliterated, remember? I'll have to get a new one... and with the way I look, good luck without raising any suspicious eyebrows.
I know the world almost died, but that...was...AWESOME!!!
Heck yeah, it was!!
Impressive work, everyo-
...DARK ELF.
You have been INCREDIBLY un-cool!
I think it's time you pay for-
Everyone, stop!
Wh-what are you DOING?!
That lady tried to kill all of us! She messed with the Omni-Meme! She-
...Dr. Doppler, was it? I can take it from here.
Yes, it's true. I tried to rule an orchestra of madness. I messed with the world's balance. Just minutes ago, I felt like I could do it again if I wished.
But that...power that protected all of us. It did more than just protect me. It saved me.
Not just from the explosion...but from my worst self.
I may have learned of this world's limitless potential from some of you standing here right now. But the people who told me that good and evil were myths...
...well, now that I've seen them for who they truly are, I realize they weren't singing the right key.
I can change myself from my past. I can let myself reach the power I always wanted for with a mere thought.
But that's no excuse to try and usurp those who rule over the world's balance, or to try tearing it all down.
That powerful being...the one who saved all of us...
You remember what called them here, don't you?
A blessing...for heroes.
Even after all that I'd done...even in my current form, a Black Kingdom minion fused with Limited and Evil Energy...
...they still saw a hero deep within me. A friend, even.
And it just took a small reminder for me to find a chance to bring it out.
...that said, I feel like I need more time to find myself before I can jump into action again.
I don't need this thing anymore.
May the next time we cross paths be under a mellower melody.
It's amazing how even in the darkest hour, one can still be given a chance to atone.
So...what do we do now?
...y'know, that Li'l Papa Beta's place sounds nice.
Then we are in agreement. I shall see you there.
Now... what could this be?
(Huh, never thought I'd actually have to FIGHT memes. You know, except the stuff of the Anti-Omni variety.)
(Whatever, even if Weegee somehow gets out, I have plenty of Reverse Cards and mirrors to stop him with.)
How may I be of service?
Put this in a package and deliver it to "14156 Nowheresville".
Processing...
14156 Nowheresville found. Storing item.
Now then, I believe I have somewhere to be.
So...he's got another robot in his hands.
Another one who's probably going to be reduced to trash by the world's most foolish distraction.
*whirrr*
Hold on now. Let's see what the other one's been doing.
CHANGING FOCUS.
Thank you.
...and of course he's being a meathead as usual.
Seriously, making an album? Showing his genitalia on live television? Using a carpet made by a washed-up comedian as a blanket for a demon?!
I'm sick of this. Here I thought they'd actually be making moves against each other, and all they're doing is getting tied up in their own stupidity.
Gather, team.
We're going to show this world the power of true Badniks.
The Great King K. Rool, leader of the-
Why, the Kongs, of course!
Alright, alright... Bring 'em in, boys!
...I see.
WHAT!? What kind of low-class business are you trying to run here, anyways!?
Well, I have a brother... I once ordered him to destroy DK Island, but I ended up locking him away when he refused. The Kongs freed him, and all the while he opened up the locations of which I-
...
...I'll be right back.
Alright, listen here, you fleshbag! My ship was destroyed in a massive, apocalyptic explosion that everyone only survived because of who knows what! I cannot be a Kaptain without a ship to sail, and you will either give it to me, or I'm taking that head of yours off your shoulders!
Oh ho ho... Ladies and gentlekremlings, I bring you... The Gangplank Galleon II!
Ah... Isn't she a beaut? Why have I ever wanted my old ship back from that Tepid guy when this baby was worth every cost!
Uh, but boss? We didn't pay nothin'. You robbed the place mere seconds ago.
...Like I said, Klump. Every. Cost.
Now, enough talk... It's time to set our course!
Uh, sure, boss... But to where?
Why, where else, Krusha? To DK Island, of course!
...can we get the waiter to change the channel to something better?
Shush. This is a classic.
They've said "No, Yoshi" like 6 or 7 times by now. What value is there?
Volt Man, this is from 2007, and that was already a great year for cinema. But this one has stood the test of time, so shut it.
Dyna, do you have any idea if "hidden middle finger" means someth-
...Dyna?
...hm?
*BUZZZZZ*
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