Dyna Man, what the fresh high water are you doing?!
That dirty little crocodile! It stole my last pizza slice!
Why did you go outside without telling-
Wait...crocodile?
Yeah! It was a scrawny looking green one! It just grabbed my slice and ran off onto a pirate ship!
...where was it heading?
Well, I heard someone yelling something about DK Island.
Wait...
Soldiers, resume combat mode! Incoming attacks from above and inside!
*VRRRT*
(So. What now?)
(B͜etray Lo͢rd͏ ͘Hade̡ş.̵..͞Y̢o̷u̶ ̀ar͠e̢.̛.̛own.̸..̡p̀e̸r̶s̶o̧n̵.)
Oh, yeah? How do I know that this isn't some ruse from you? You're the reason why a lot of my Stat Boost powers don't work anymore.
(P̨̧͝o̷͞w̢e͢͟r̴͡s̡.̴҉.̕. wó̵r̢k. ͏N̢͜e̶͝eḑ͢.́.̛͜ ̵̛͢t̢́he en̶͡e̵̢r̴̀gy҉͘͘.̷̷ ͜M͟͟u̸s̶̶ţ̧̕ ͝҉͟s͏̷u̷͘s̡t͞a̛i͟͡n͏̨.̷̨̛.̡́.̨͝ ́͘s̨el̶҉͟f̶̧͘.́҉͏)
Look, just tell me what you are. Maybe then I'll start to trust you.
(A͞m͘.̶͡..́͞͠A͞ń͘t͠͝i͟͏..̴̨O̵m̡͟ni ̡͘͠ȩ̢n̨e͝͏̴r̨͜g̡͟ỳ͞.̶͘ C̸̢r̴̡̕a̷͜c̀҉ḱ͢.̛͘͘.͘͠.̨w̡̧a̢s̴ń͠'̛͏͢t ͟͜o͘͝n̸͞l͝y t͘͢h̛i̷̢ng͜.҉͠.̨͠. ̛͜g̡̕͏i͟v̷̨͠eņ̛ ̵̴to̴̕ ͞ý̸o̷̢͝ú̸.̵)
(L-͢l͏͝ò͟r̡d̴̢̀ ̷͜͞H̨͠ád̨ȩ͟s̵͞҉.̡̕͟..̛͞ y̡͞o̵͡͠u҉̵͞ ̢͢ć̷̕a̸̧n̶̷ ̶̵n̢ơ̷̡t ̡̀t̕̕r̡͠ù̵̕s̶t̶̨͟ ̢́h̸̢i͠m͝͏̴.̧̕͜ ͘H̵e͏̧͘ ̴͠h̸͜íd́͟ès̨̡ t̶́͞h̨͟͠i̴̸͝n̶ǵs.͞.͠҉.͢ ̢͞v̸͡e͏͟͝r҉͡ỳ.̸͢.̢. ͢͢h̷o͡r͟r͘i̵̡b̷le̶.̵̶. ̷̴̡t̷͠h̛҉̡i̵̧n҉g̀ş͘.̵̀͞)
Okay, but if you're Anti-Omni energy, doesn't that make you evil?
(N̵̨͠o̕͜t.́҉́..͟in͡h̨͢e̡͜͢r͏̵͢ȩń͝t̕͏̵l̸͟͢y̢͏̛.͠)
(G͠i͘͘͞v̴̕͝e̵͜ ̸̷m̡e.̕.̴́.̴̶e̴̕͜ner̀́͢g̸̨̕y̢̡.̡ A̷̢͡ņ͏͏d͘͘͠ ̴̢͢Į͢ ̡w̕͠į̴̴l̨l̸͏̡ h̷̵e̕l̢͢p̴ ̷y̕o̧u̴͜҉.̷̧ ̧̀O̵͝pen͘.̴̢́..͢.̶ ͜e̵y͠e̷̴s̶͝ à̶r͘͟ou͘͡͝n̕d t͜͜͏h͏e҉͞ ̨͠w̛͜o̵͜rl̀d̷.̴͜͝ ͜T͘h͞i̶͢n̕g̵s̸̵͝ y̶͏̀o̕͝͡u̕ ̵̕ḑ̧ǫ̕͢ņ̕'̸͟t ̵̡̀kn̵oẁ.̀͟.̶̶.̨͜ Ì cą̀n̕ ̨s̀h҉ò͘w͟ ̧̕y͝o̧͜͜u.͟.̕.͝ ͢͜a̷n͜d͠͞҉ ̢͏m̴a̴ķ̧̛e͞ ̀you̷͞ ́҉e̸vę͘͜n ̢s͡t̷͠r̸̢o̧n͞g̨̕e͜r̨̀.́̕...͘)
.....
Hey, guys! What's up?
Diddy, there's a giant pirate ship heading toward the island!
...wait, what?!
*WHIRRRR*
Attention, inhabitants of DK Island! I know it's been a long while, but I am here at last with a brand NEW scheme to make you bothersome primates fall to my heels!
And don't think for a second that you shall achieve victory... Not only is my new ship packed with high-tech weaponry- And I really do mean High-Tech- but it's not the ONLY new trick up my sleeves!
So, listen well, Kongs: You have but ONE chance to surrender, or face the wrath of my new recruit!
In your dreams, K. Rool!
His dreams? Hah! You're giving him too much credit!
*poing*
...
(I mean, it's not like I was doing anything to hide who I am. That's reserved for Baron.)
Luckily for me, that's not what I'm after... Not that it matters. You've made your choice.
Kahtos! Come forth and crush these fools!
...I'm sorry what.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S BEING FIXED!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE BANANA GODS EVEN HAPPENED!?
WHAT THE-!? TWO Donkey Kongs! But that's impossible... Unless...
...Cranky Kong? Wow, I haven't seen you look THIS young since you went on that business trip to New Donk City!
...How did that even go, by the way? I've only heard a thing or two here-and-there. Something about a carpenter or something...?
...Wait a second, what am I even saying!? This isn't the time for playing catch-up!
I'm going to leave you lot here to fight my new little friend... Don't worry, I installed a program that allows them to warp back to my ship any time. As for me...
I'm going to find the one who broke the Crystal Coconut and ruined my perfect scheme... And clobber them into dust!
Because you just told me, narration boy!
*BRBRBRBRBRBR*
...looks like I have to take this into my own hands again.
Walter, Walter, Walter. You're really hopeless, aren't you? now it's my turn to take the wheel. Don't worry. I'm not gonna try to destroy everything like before. Just gonna make a few additions.
First off.....
Day 43: Hunger consumes my very essence. My desire for food is like a new sun, rising and waning as the days pass.
Those guys at Quartet Enterprises think they're the only thing protecting this city? Wrong. The government can handle itself just fine.
State your name.
Anthem, Mayor Dorado.
And what is your mission?
To protect, serve under, and honor the MCPD.
Heh. It looks like he's ready.
Bonjour.
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