Sweet merciful Banana Fairy Princess...or Queen Banana Bird. I can't decide right now.
What, you're worried?
You're not?!
*BEEEP**BEEEP**BEEEP*
So, you two truly wish to take me on?
Very well.
Fight me.
I must say, it's pleasantly surprising how much talk there is about salvation in literature.
Hmm...what this one? "Skellington's Rev-"
?
With pleasure.
You have defied the great King K. Rool for what will be the last time. Prepare yourselves.
Ah. You must be "Mr. Egg", I presume?
Oui. Here are the blueprínts, as promiséd... Do noté that, for some odd reasón, this modél operates at peak capacité only when runníng on Windóws XP. I could nevér wrap mon héad around why that is só...
CEASE YOUR SCUMBAGGERY AT ONCE, OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.
You have much yet to learn.
Excuse me, could you please keep it down? I'm trying to-
...oh.
Do you happen to be "Dark Elf"?
You have no authority here. I will not surrender to you all.
How's it feel when you're the one being played?
SCUMBAGGERY NOT CEASED. EXECUTING OBJECTIVE TOWARDS ENTITIES "KAHTOS", "K.ROOL"; GROUPS "KREMLING KREW"...
Sweet merciful Banana Fairy Princess!
Well, um...yes. I am indeed Dark Elf.
I haven't the slightest clue. You tell me.
Perfect.
You know, I truly need to hire a better chef... That Mega Mushroom Stew was absolutely disgusting! ...But you know what? It's worth it.
Now, where was I... Ah, yes. Pounding you into paste!
Why, you...!!!
Diddy, wait!
*sigh* I was afraid something like this would happen...it was only natural.
Well, it feels like nothing until you figure it out... then you start feeling a very unsettling mix of every negative emotion there is. Ḟ̶̨̢̛̻̹̠̘̘̹̲̫̪̤̥͉̩͓̋̋̂̆͘̚͜͝͠͝e̷̡̺̦͉̠̩͕̣̞̤̱̋̀̍̃̈̋͛̓̾̈͜ͅe̶̜̠͙͙̦̣̤̣̯͚͖͆̎͑͌̓̍͆̎̀̂́͗͂͐̐̋l̵̡̤̜̜͓̦̣̼̓͐̈́̒̚ ̷̧̬̠͍͎̦̝͗̽̈̏͗͜͝ͅḯ̴̹͗̊͊̂̊̉̓̓͋͌́̒̃̍̕͠ẗ̷͈͈̤̤͎̤̣́̃͂͋̂̊͘ ̴̨̧̫̦͙̗̼̖̱͔͔̏̋͆͌̓̇͋̓̕y̷̢̢̜͇͎̼̟̝̫̪̟̳͎̬̌̊̐̚͝ě̸̬̠͇̭̟͈̫̪̖̱͙̏t̶̡̧̨͎͚͓̯͍͕̮̩͔̖̗͐̈́͋̄͝ͅ?̶̧̨̢͚̩̻̗͖͈̘̫̪̍͋̌̈́̊̔̈̌͊͐͋̉̚͜͠ͅ
You're not taking the hint, are you? I suppose I must be upfront here.
Take a look at the deposit I made. Do you still see it there? Of course not. We retracted it the moment our phone call ended.
If I wanted one of your robots I would have just took one and reverse engineered it. Don't bother with more protocols and failsafes, however. Already went through. A bit of a letdown, I must say.
It's not that this game hasn't been fun, though. I haven't been this humored since I tore the robot yours are after above in half. But I believe it's time for you to go. Or, don't. It makes no difference since you can't actually go inside.
Foolish droids... Your attacks are far too tiny and insignificant! Now, stay out of this fight... This is a One on One!
As for you, Dark Elf... You come here!
Um...how would you grab with boxing gloves on?
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