Thanks. I really needed someone to further jinx something I had already jinxed badly enough.
And while I'm not going to ask why you were in my house in the first place, I will ask if you've heard of something called "personal space", and whether or not the fact I'm living in a small cottage amidst acres of tall, thick trees have some sort of connection to how badly I need it.
Yes, I went on a self-destructive long con to scam the shadiest CEO on the planet for some money.
No, dipshit. I'm here to take you down before you pull some evil crap on this planet and also because you're just a prick in general.
Apologies, but you are better of trying to fight someone moronic enough to announce they're either taking over or destroying the world to the entire public. Or whatever it is villains are up to today.
Now, if you excuse me. It may be best you flap your gums at something your interference holds weight to.
Well. That was something.
Lord Hades? We kinda have some bad news.
The authorities have a new peacekeeping robot?
The authorities have a ne-
Oh.
And then, with an unparalleled one-hit wonder, you two managed to send him to Antarctica.
I assure you two , measures are being made to combat this. If it is War Mayor Dorado wants...then war it shall be.
I don't know where he went, but I think this just about proves it. He and that Null guy is CLEARLY in kahoots. And after I absorb the souls of these ASN clones... I'm going to find him and FORCE Null's location out of him.
Now, hold on a second there, bonehead. Why exactly are you so obsessive about catching that Null, anyways?
It's an objective, not an obsession. Assassin's Code says I HAVE to pull through with the job, for as long as the employer does not call off the hit. If I don't, I'll have my Assassin's License revoked. And the moment I lose that license, I'll be sent to Dimensional Prison.
And if ANY of you idiots end up being the reason I end up in Dimensional Prison...I'll drag each and every single one of you there WITH ME.
...Alright, I'll bite. What, pray tell, are you trying to do here?
I had nothing to do so I came here to beat up some pricks.
I see. So, just because you're bored, it's alright to interfere with business that doesn't involve you? I'd say not.
Good day to you, sir.
What's.... happening... to ....me-
ERROR. ERROR. RE:CODE NOT FOUND. COMMENCING AUTO-PROCOL: GTFO
Damn. It seems like I underestimated the two of them. Well, it seems like I'll have to wait for backup before I can do anything else.
(Someone say, "backup"?)
Just in time, kiddo! Mind giving me a lift back?
(Not at all! Grab on!)
Ah, Kahtos! Excellent timing! Have you thwarted those meddlesome Kongs yet?
Unfortunately not. On top of interferences, this DK. Sr made an attempt to undo my programming.
What!? Since when did he have the power to do THAT!?
Uh, maybe he used that Super Kong technique?
...Say what now?
It was a form they took when they fought that Tiki clan, sir.
Tiki WHAT now!? Are you meaning to tell me that the Kongs have been fighting ANOTHER enemy while I was gone!?
Actually, they've been fighting two; After defeating the Tiki Taks, they went on to defeat the Snowmads.
They fought Lord Fredrik!?
You know him, sir?
Of COURSE I know him, you fool! We went to Bingo Night together! (Though, we always lose to those Metalls with Fs on their helmets...)
And here I thought we had something special... The moment I am not around, they're off fighting other villains? My heart is aching... breaking...!
...And now I'm over it. So, they have some fancy shmancy new form... So what! We just need to develop a counter.
That ain't a bad idea, boss. But, how will we achieve that?
Ah... I know just the thing! An old technique, from the days of the Absurd Roleplay! I've achieved it on my own before... I think I can achieve something similar again.
Kahtos, you are in charge for now. I'm going to train myself harder than I have ever trained before.
I'm pretty sure a fat crocodile trying to get his hands on a reality-bending artifact is everyone's concern.
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