Keep an eye out, you all. They could be here any minute n-
Miss me?
....
I take it that since your friend isn't there with you that this is some sort of trick, isn't it?
I wouldn't call it a trick. More like leveling the playing field.
And just what on earth do you me....
.....
.
Just one shot should do the trick.
.....Did he say tra-
Hey! Why so serious? There's no need to be in a rush. Besides...
The party's only gotten started.
You... you planned this, didn't you? But how could you have possibly known?
But wait, there's more!
No wonder Mayor Dorado wants you apprehended. You're willing to compromise the safety of the city for your shady workplace?
To be fair, it only came to this point because you came after us. Had we be left alone, none of this would've happened.
Grrrr-
...Clever. But I'm not going to lose my cool to you.
Just give up. you know you can't win.
Maybe the odds are against me, but I've got the control of an element you can't possibly defeat.
HA! And what might that be-
The element of surprise.
Looks like we're gonna have to make this quick. Things are getting ugly outside, and the big blue who started this mess ran off with R-Bit!
Yeah, I kinda had a feeling something like that would happen.
Fortunately, with a little help from Phantom, your brothers are back, and better than ever.
Well, I can't thank you enough! Come on, bros!
So, brothers, how did the search go?
ASN-003 "DISTORTION MAN" MEDALLION OBTAINED. OBJECT IS LEGITIMATE. OBJECT'S POWERS ARE FUNCTIONAL. TIME-ALTERING POWERS: ENHANCED.
*bip* *bip*
Excellent.
It appears we failed to collect Sleet Man's Medallion, but it's of no worry to me. We have no need to enhance ice-elemental abilities.
But for now, let's ready ourselves for battle, and complete repairs on our new member.
Ow.
Is this irony? Nah.
You want some energy? Here! Have a taste!
...Ok, I've seen enough.
...Will of the Rotten.
...You know, if it wasn't for the fact that I can only use my Anti-Omni powers in such short bursts, I would simply corrupt you to make you obedient. But, since I can't...
...I'll just use a NEW method that I've been developing.
You see, Air... I have been experimenting with Evil Energy since I've lost my ability to fully use my Anti-Omni powers. ...And being left with a Friendship Heart by Kirby... I've been inspired.
...So, after going off and finding a Jamba Heart and combining it with Evil Energy... I've managed to create THIS.
...I like to call it... The Enmity Heart. And I created it just before I was called here by Eggman... So you get to be its guinea pig.
...I said... That Evil Energy is MINE...
...And you are going to give it to me.
Uh...hi guys...
Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me.
It's clear to me now that by following you I will find and destroy that call themselves the strongest. Your will is my command.
Stop. Please.Stop. Please. St-
Well...that was unexpected. Who would of guessed that the false reaper could of actually absorb bodies...I'll didn't think of being intergrated into a hivemind could be one of my causes of deaths. Looks like I'll have to fix that.
Alright. Look. I found this shard you see. And well...it turns out that the shard has a personality. A spirit trapped inside of it.
When we bonded, I found that he had his body with my ability to create weapons. It...was a rough time at first to say the least...
He kept on saying that "we need to prove ourselves cause I'm the strongest" while I said that I needed to get my Rollexs.
No, I'm the strongest!
...Anyways...Eventually, we merged minds when we came to agreed on one thing...Mega Man needed to die. To me, he took my brothers and was the sole cause of my suffering. To Unbeatable Air Man as he called himself, it was that Mega was the only one to actually beat him. Due to our merging of minds, we started calling ourselves Unbeatable Air because I refused to have Man in my name. After all, since it was Man that resulted in Mega's creation, I hold them responsible as well.
Now here's the crazy thing. All of this happened in 5 seconds. Yet it felt like a couple of days. Crazy right?
I see... Well, since you aren't causing us any trouble anymore, we won't cause you any. In fact...
There you are. Run along now, you little scamp.
Hey, it's fun to watch him having little escapades like before.
...Also, I still hate Beta Shadow. Many things have changed about me recently, but I'll still have a grudge on him 'til the day I die. You know, again.
Ah... That's that done. Now, then...
Since I have technically killed off that Null guy... What's ne-
...OBJECTIVE: ERADICATE ALTER WORLD INHABITANTS. STEAL SOULS. OBTAIN POWER. REACH PERFECTION.
Hide from who, exactly, doctor?
Well, now that we're all here to listen, I think it's time I give you news on what you failed to realize long ago.
Did you ever think about why your call to Metal Sonic didn't reach? Because it wasn't because he was in the vast reaches of space...
...it was because he belonged to someone else. Someone long gone.
On top of that...you think we're rebelling against you, do you not?
SUBJECT "SONIC ADVENTURE 2 DUB EGGMAN" ORIGIN: DIFFERENT WORLD. WORLD'S SUBJECT "DR. IVO 'EGGMAN' ROBOTNIK" MORTALITY STATUS: NEGATIVE.
That's right, Doctor. We've been fighting against you because you never had power over us, and he who DID have such power is long gone. We're our own masters.
And with the Medallions strengthening us being true no matter what you or anyone you know might claim, we have more than enough power to take on a measly few like you.
You might as well lie down and-
!!!
Hey, Mecha!
Bet you thought we were down for good, didn't you, dude?
Well, hate to break it to ya...
...but we're ready to give yer folks a clean burnin'
!
So don't even bother making an embarrassment of yourself!
...
...seems like it's everyone in this ship against just the three of us.
If I wasn't a fool, I'd have said this fight just became fair...to YOU!!!

...Tch. Look at you, parading around like you already own the world... You're no better than Wily.
...From that Anti-Omni Corruption to that giant apparition that was falling to the Earth... I stood by long enough.
...I'm taking action.
...
Oh, Mecha, Mecha, Mecha...if you weren't a fool, why were YOU the only of your team to go after the same targets twice??
Bugger all!
Don't bother moving...
Because if you try, I'll level you under this entire building.
So how was the entrance?
Eh. 6/10.
Oh, screw you, that was at least an eight!
Gee wilikers, you guys. I sure am sorry for almost splitting you in half and summoning a huge fireball in the sky. I promise I've learned my Le-
AGH!
! Take a joke,
hole!
And everything you say just pisses me off!
Damn it.
This game has been played for long enough. But now....
...it's Game O-
And Wario makes the save! Wahahahaha!
Please let me go?
No way. This is the end of the line for you.
Pretty please let me go?
Well, since you asked so nicely...
YOU IDIOT! DON'T LET HIM--
Ha! Sucker!
Ughhhh.
I'm not thanking you for that, just so you know.
Ready to put the hurt on him?
Readier than I'll ever be! WAAAAAAAAA-
......
You can't go Wario-Man, can you?
This weird energy is blocking me off from accessing the form.
How convenient.
Now. How about we pick up where we left off?
Tch!
Sorry, Mecha Son, but tryin' to take me out is gonna take much more work than before!
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