Tch!
Well, well... I know you would probably hop in sooner or later... But the problem is, 4 against 3 isn't so much of a fair fight...
So, unfortunately for you, I'm here to even the odds... After all...
...Well, you know what they say... If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
So he has. Don't worry about it too much. Just keep an eye on him, and if he starts to cause any sort of disturbance for the customers, just redirect him to the Adult's Corner.
This is a children's pizzeria. There's bound to be at least one adult who just wants to get away from all the playfully screaming children.

...
I hate you.
You know, the ONLY reason we ever hired you is because lines were getting a bit too long, and we needed a third line quickly. You were just the lucky one that signed up first.
...Nothing I say gets under your skin, does it?




...Fine. But never ask me for MegaTale: the Remake.


....
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt anybody! I don't know what came over me!
Looks like our plan's going to hell. Junior, reconnaissance report.
(Everything seems to be going fine from up here. But just to make sure he doesn't try anything I should probably--
.....Oh boy.)
Nrgh!
Kid, when has this ever worked? If anything, you should be glad I haven't gotten serious yet.
...Of course. Petty tricks like this are obviously not beneath you.
Hey, tough guy!
You. Wouldn't. Dare.
One waft. All it takes is one waft to blow this city to smithereens.
....I'm pretty sure I'm strong enough to snap your arms in half like a twig.
Go ahead and do it. In fact, Wario here will reward your effort.
.....
Ha! I've got you two both on the ropes! It's time for you guys to give up and-
.....Of all the motherlo--
Nice move.
Why, thank you.
TARGET "BETA DEVIL": UNFAVORABLE OPPONENT.
Calm your nerves before I calm them for you!
Alright, who is that at my do-
Bad boy*. Now, go out there and make sure nobody else interferes!
Alright, this time, NO mistakes! Crystal Coconut 2, I wish to become an immortal creator like Cranky Kong!
...Hmph. Of course it would do a thing like this. In that case...
...Robbie Rotten...? Hm... I'm not entirely sure if I can trust him...
...But if I try... Not ONLY can I have my own Crystal Coconut... But I could also possibly learn from him my lost power of Berserk Instinct!
...Hm... But where can I even find him...?
Alright, men! Set a course for LazyTown!
I'm gonna give you the ride of your life!!!
I am DONE playing around.
Alright, Mr. Renegade... What next?
Worry not. I have a little trick up my sleeve to catch up to that little pinball.
And that is...?
SPEED GEAR!
(We've got him, Anti-Omni! He can't do anything now!)
(Yes. And now that you sacrificed your arms in a futile attempt to trap him, neither can you.)
This might be bad.
You said you were going to blow this city up? Go ahead. Do it.
.....
Heh. Exactly. You know you're little friend will get blown up from this distance too. And even if we spend our time here waiting in a standstill, that fireball will eventually come down and destroy it anyway.
This ain't good.
No kidding. I can't even go Wario-Man because of this stupid Omni-Meme power restraining me!
(Rock.)
(What now?)
The time is now!
POWER GEAR!
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