Junior! Report!
Oh, of course. Probably one of those Quartet Enterprises henchmen.
You take care of Edgy McGee. I'll go help Junior out.
Will do.
Are you alright?
(Yeah. This one guy attacked me while I was watching everything unfold from above.)
*sigh*. Alright, you get away as far as possible.
(What're you going to do?)
I'm going to take care of this myself.
Well, well, well... If it isn't Bootleg Laser Joe. Your possible counterpart may have regained his hope in the currently-at-a-standstill RMMD universe... But here?
...You never had any to begin with.
And just what do you think you're doing, interfering with the law?
Well... I simply have nothing better to do. Might as well have a little fun at your expense.
Now, then... Let's see you handle THIS!
If you insist.
We probably won't see eye-to-eye, anyway.
I didn't come here for fun. I came for the sake of justice.
Have your fun somewhere else.
...Tch. Fine, I'll make my leave...
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you... If I could access my MK-X form, I would've downright humiliated you...)
I'm about to give you maggots the beating of your lifeti-
Alright, how do are we going to do this?
Simply extend your hand forward and concentrate on identifying this Omni-Meme energy within Wario. I will supply you with the rest.
Do you feel like you can transform now?
Only one way to find out.
You two can't hide forever! I will take you do-
Say my name.
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I SAID. SAY. MY. NAME!
Heh....
...Puyo puyo? *Sigh*... (This again?)
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Haha, Wario number one!
....What just happened?
Wario-Man happened!
...Did we just win?
I guess so. Wario-Ex Machina.
...Huh. So. What next?
...No.
It's fine. I'm pretty sure he's more in control of himself this time. ...And if that's proven to be untrue, I have Kirby on speed dial.
Finally, THERE you are...
It's time we settle the score once and for all... Mega Man.
Okay, this much is on me. I should've expected this thing to happen at least once (you guys should probably leave before things get ugly).
Alright. Now I know from ...personal experiences... that boneheaded jerks like you might be immune to the science of talking things out in a peaceful manner, but I'm going to give you a fair warning anyway.
I am not your Mega Man. Mega Man wears tights and a helmet. I do not. I have a scar from across my face and a missing eye. Mega Man does not.
Do you understand or are you just too much of a glutton for one-sided punishment to see through the obvious?
Heh. Rookies.
...Where in the Snoop dizzle are we?
Back at headquarters. And judging by how none of us recall anything that happened before our disabling, we probably lost.
...Who in the world are you?
You know, we don't take very kindly to intruders.
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