Nothing compared to the-a-sweet, sweet aroma of Chilli Dogs from-a-back home.
...But I-a-suppose it will-a-have to do.
ENOUGH OUT OF YOU.
I don't know what those robo-hog creeps did to you, but I'm gonna break you out of this trance even if I have to dig DEEP!
Don't make me come over there, Ivo.
IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO STRIKE ME DOWN!
!!!
Everyone, quick! Bring out the strongest attack you've got!
Yeah, hit 'im HARD!
...well, maybe not too hard. No vaporizing.
Yeah, we still want some of him left. To bring our real bro back!
Understood!
Puyo, puyo!~ Puyo puy- (Hey, Meta Knight! I brought you some pizza from-)
...Puyo? (Is this a bad time?)
Urg... Where the heck are we!? Isn't this supposed to be LazyTown!?
Uh, boss? Something doesn't seem right...
You're right about that, Klump...
...Kahtos! Do you know what-
...(I really underestimated Cranky's powers, now did I...?) Excuse me, Defteros... Do you happen to know what happened and why we aren't at LazyTown?
You... Explain at once, you old monkey!
And I am still the same. That was a mere form I took so that he could leave me be.
I'm not afraid. I'm just tired. I've always been one step behind you hairy apes! I simply- Hold on a moment.
Kahtos. Initiate procedure D3F73R05.
Now, then. When I first stole the Kong Banana Horde, it was simply because I was jealous of how much you had. A vast collection of bananas. A powerful artifact that grants the user's every desire. An entire island named after them.
...But when I was beaten by Donkey Kong, something just... Clicked. What started off as simple jealousy turned into honest hatred towards your kind...
...I wanted nothing more than to take everything from you, just so it could be mine... But nothing I did worked. And that's when I got an invitation... Someone was making a company. A Meme Company. For what purpose, I am unsure... But I had agreed to join. ...And that was when I started working with Beta Shadow.
Beta Shadow had allowed us to do anything we wanted... And he gave me, in particular, a special gift: The ability to come back in a stronger body whenever I died. Even if I was decapitated, or shot, or incinerated, or even erased from existence by a Reaper.
...But then, I noticed something. Something was growing within him... Something... Far more than Evil. And eventually, that evil manifested into the being we now know as Beta Devil.
...But ever since getting rid of Beta Devil for the first time, Beta Shadow disbanded the Meme Corporation, leaving me with nothing yet again... And so, my hunger for revenge returned... But this time, it was directed towards HIM.
...Of course, that all went south for me when I was first beaten in the Absurd Roleplay, and then later on down the road was corrupted by the Anti-Omni Corruption. ...But then Donkey Kong came along, and it made me realize something...
...I actually missed our old rivalry. I wanted to get back to my old ways of plotting to steal the Crystal Coconut... Though, the one time that I actually came across it, I... I honestly had no idea what I wanted to do with it anymore. I was simply after it for the chase...
...And then, a thought came to mind. A thought of pure curiosity... What exactly IS it like to be a deity like you? Immortal. All-Powerful. All-Knowing. I was simply curious... And then, of course, Donkey Kong and his little "Mighty Number" friends came along and ruined my plans to find out.
...In summary, my desire for deity-hood is simply out of plain curiosity. (And maybe a little bit of not wanting to feel so weak in comparison to you.) So-
Boss. It's ready, now.
Ah, excellent... Activate it NOW!
Wait, when did we get here?
I appreciate the offer, Kirby, but please give us a moment first while we finish this job.
...and then give me a little more time so I can get repairs on my Halberd done after this.Holy Hyper Zone, this place is a wreck...
So what if I almost froze the entire base toying around with this thing? There are tons more we can escape to should anything happen.
Yeah, but we might need to teleport later. I'm just saying. Right now our status is to lay low and avoid contact with others. Quartet Enterprises is already successful on a global scale, but that doesn't give us the excuse to--.
Attract attention, yadda yadda, all that stuff. Look. We'll be fine. I'm pretty sure the tension hit it's climax a while ago. No one's gonna come after us.
Oh, great. It looks like the rogue Rock and his friend are off doing shenanigans. And even worse, the readings I'm getting from that scar of his are frightening. We'll have to make contact with this Earth soon.
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN...
THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!
So...now what?
You two are still here? Well, I suppose since you both are here, I could send you off to help out with a recent case...
You need to help find and bring back the being originally responsible for this catastrophe.
Is that really the answer to our problems? Tell me....
Alright, I've made it. This must be The Chaos Zone universe's earth.
Now all I have to do is find Alter. Though where could he be..?
What about the meteor? It was a bluff, it'll be days until that thing hits.
Yeah, but when it does, the first person they'll go to is you.
D'aww, quit nagging. Nothing bad has happened to us yet, right? And I still have this fancy-schmancy amulet, right? So what's the rush for?
That's definitely him. I need to get his attention somehow, but I can't cause a scene....hmmm...
Oh, what am I worrying about? We're all the same people, so we should be equally reasonable! I shouldn't have anything to worry about!
That'll work!
He wasn't wrecked too badly, was he?
Nah, we can definitely bring our bro back. We might need a few dudes worth of help, though...
How about a "dude" and a "dudette"?
That'll work, man!
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