It has been too long since that fateful day of my exiling. All the while I've had to stay just under the radar so the Quints don't end up targeting me.
I was a fool back then. Craving destruction like nothing but a mindless zombie. Clearly my time spent elsewhere has done wonders to improve my perception.
Still, I concede to my main desire. To get revenge on that purple knave. I swear by the blood of the innocent.You will perish by my hand.
For I am Regulus, the true Wily Omega.
I'm-a-sorry, maybe if i could-a-actually trust-a-you, I wouldn't have to do thi-
Oh, what-a-now?
Mario, you have destroyed with my patience! First that stupid Kart Game, then the Tennis saga, and let's not forget how you humiliated me in our Party! Even then, I wouldn't have even bothered to do this before, but when you made a mockery out of me in that Ultimate Tournament, that was crossing the line!
(Shadwari? No, it-a-couldn't be possible. Our-a-world was decimated. Either-a-way...)
If it's-a-fight you want, it's-a-fight you'll get!
Doh! is there anyone out there who is man enough to fight without resorting to cheap tricks!?
You ambushed-a-me before I could-a-react! You're-a-in no position to-a-talk!
Semantics! And don't think you've won just yet!
Thanks for the-a-save back-a-there. It seems-a-like I have someone to-a-trust after all. Now let's kick this guy's-a-butt!
Go ahead and kick it! Then you'll realize made a big mistake butting into my range! If any of you make the slightest move, I'm gonna blow you all to cinder with my Wario Waft!
AGH, my stomach! Not only have you gave me a stomach-ache, but you've also wounded my glorious 144-pack! I need a doctor! Wait a minute, Mario! You're a doctor, right?
...What are you-a-talking about?
Don't choose now of all times to play dumb with me! You can fix this stomach pain, right?
...I-a-think you have me confused. I'm-a-not a this Mario person.
...Really? Then I guess I'll let you off this time.(AAAGHHH IT HURTS EVEN WORSE IN BASE FORM)
You can't-a-go picking fights with everyone-a, you know.
I make no promises.
Wait, so is the umbrella part the real you, or is it the human-looking part?
Both.
Wow. Weeird.
Now this right here? THIS is a well-oiled machine!
...well...for a machine that can't oil ITSELF, anyways...C'mon, Oil, y'know I didn't mean it like that.
Darn straight! Let's see who tries to call me a "small fry" when they see the new and improved Flower Tank!!!
Wait, why did the scene transition to the same scene?
Because I'm tagging along!
Wh...?
(...."Blacked out"? Of all the-a-side effects of absorbing the Chaos Emerald's powers, I've-a-never experienced sudden blackouts. Oh-a-well, probably nothing.)
You used the-a-chaos emeralds to go Super and helped me fight a stranger. Speaking of which, I-a-owe you one!
The name's-a-Somari the Adventurer, The-a-Fastest Thing Alive! How about-a-you?
Hey, she SAID she gave the thing some big upgrades!
Hey Dyna Dude, who are you talking to?
...uh...
He, uh...just wanted to make it clear in case anyone was doubting this thing, that's all!
Erm...yeah, that's it! Koga, what did that MEAN?
I was doing you a favor. You don't know yet and neither do they.
...???
Indeed, this place has some very fascinating reads... Of course, they're much better if you actually ask to be down here instead of barging in uninvited.
...Although, perhaps I'm not without a lack of manners myself; I have failed to introduce myself. I am ASN-07C, Hour Man, from the original line of All-Star Numbers from the erased Ajax Universe. I have been brought to this land during the times when the portals from the Dead Zone and Plane of Non-Existence were opened, and have stuck around since to learn more about the culture...
...And then I heard about a group of robots snooping about like they own the place. Which leads to why I am here...
Is that so? Strange... Ultra Instinct doesn't grant increased durability. Strength, possibly... But Ultra Instinct is moreso about the ability to avoid attacks, not take them head-on.
Perhaps it's just that you two are more durable... However. Not even the most durable can survive the collapse of the universe.
The assist is very much appreciated, my modern equivalent.
It was no problem my, ...er, classic equivalent. I guess. (Gee, this is so weird...)
Aren't we going to have to clean this up?
Nah, they've probably got a maid or something.
Honestly, I'm more worried about what exactly is making this carpet so red...
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