...Well, alright then. It appears we have been spared...
Is this the right number...? I'm just calling to ask, does this "Gensokyo" place have anything to do with Sonic? No? THEN DON'T MAKE ME WASTE MY TIME ON A WORTHLESS YOKAI TOWN! In fact, never call this number again, you interdimensional time-wasters!
Ah, finally. About time you two idiots got here... Where is CD Robotnik!?
Why, right here, Master Wily...!
Hello there! I'm, uh... I'm a little confused on what's going on around here.
...Cut Man. Guts Man.
Yes, boss?
This is CLASSIC Robotnik, you incompetent fools!
Dr. Robotnik! We've brought CD Robotnik to you, like you asked!
Hey! I was the one who caught him!
Enough blabbering, BOTH of you! I-
...Scratch. Grounder.
Yes...?
You've got the wrong Robotnik, too, you nincombots! This is MODERN Robotnik*!
Huh, Robotnik... Haven't heard anyone call me THAT for a long time.
...Wow. This is scarily familiar, somehow...
Your robots would've gotten the right ones if they would just pay attention to the finer details!
At least MY robots actually paid attention! Your brainless batch grabbed a Robotnik that didn't even look like the one we were looking for!
Maybe we should use our Egg Mobiles and sneak out the back...
...Hm... This would be intriguing...
...IF IT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH! That's it! We're cutting off ALL communication methods!
Are you out of your mind!? Orcheggstra has already returned to Earth! If we cut off all communication, he'll have no way to contact us!
A risk I'm willing to take to get these annoying pests to stop trying to distract us!
...Hmph. Fine! You'll be sorry once someone tries to make an alliance with us!
For the last time, we don't need help from other Robotniks! They'll only get in the way!
Well, then, have it YOUR way!
NOTICE: SUBJECTS "ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG ROBOTNIK" AND "RUBY SPEARS WILY" ARE NOT TO BE IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM INVOLVED WITH THE MAIN PLOT. PLAYING MESSAGE FROM UPSILON NARRATOR:
"Ok, look: Anything that had made them important and/or a threat has been thrown away once they lost the Phantom Ruby. So now, Beta Shadow- the Real-Life one- wishes for them to just be a joke. They have become jokes, and they will END as a joke. Thus, they will NOT, under A N Y circumstances, be involved with the actual plot. So stop. Trying. To involve them. PLEASE. End message."
MESSAGE CONCLUDED.
Well, unless I want to cause a ruckus with my sound-based attacks, there's not much I can do.
Don't worry, I've got something!
No matter... It should be rather helpful in our final endeavors.
In the words of Emperor Palpatine... The time has come. Execute order 66.
Well, I wasn't really sure who was going to bring her up first, not to mention nobody's name-dropped this-
How do I know this?!
Looks like death's about to do you part.
Oh, look... A participant.
Use it on him, Eggman... And he will be able to join us in the slaughter. Of Team Mecha. Of the Life Virus and its crew. ...And especially of those heroes who tried so hard to trick us into making us one of them.
Urgh...I'm gonna need help with this one!
Allow me!
well, greetings to your friendly neighborhood mega man killer member, oh, i see a couple of other robot species known as: badniks!
those ARE badniks, idiot!
we just dug a little hole in the ground just to get here. heh!
and it wouldn't have worked if it wasn't for me!
what a way to bore me......
well...........at least the other half of me, which is soft-hearted-
I HEARD THAT!
turns out that you can be quite useful, am i right, skull man?
yeah yeah, you're right.
eggman, you call yourself "Eggru" for some odd reason, which is funny! ha ha! and you destroyed the moon with that laser of yours! i mean, what's wrong with you?
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