Wait, so the person we're looking for made this whole thing?
That he did! And afterwards, he began an eternal rampage, conquering everyone who stood in his way, from the mightiest of numbers, to the All-Stars, and even the great dragon Fafnir!!!
Whoa...they sound strong!
But...are you sure they did that?
Hey, who's that over in the crater?
oh, air man! "the unstoppable robot master!".......Heheheheheheheh! i think i'll make some use for you! Heheheheheheheh.......hahahahahahahah.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

STOP RIGHT THERE, SARK!
Damn it.......you three individuals are no use for me! but, since you found me, i'll give you a consolation prize.................DEATH!
I..I am...
I AM NO ONE'S PUPPET!
I AM AIR MAN! NOT A SERVANT OF THE DEVIL NOR OF THE TWISTED, BUT A SERVANT OF MY OWN WILL!
You want blood so bad? I'll show you blood! Yours!
...So Unbeatable Air Man managed to break free... Oh, well. It is of no consequence to me... And what happens regarding the two Sonic.EXEs matters not to me, nor am I interested in participating in their endeavors.
...What I AM going to look into, however...
...Is why the HELL are you wasting time!? I TOLD you to start destroying heroes! Now, start... "Popping" some good guys between the eyes, or... Whatever gets you to get the job done.
Oh, boo hoo. A giant monster's going to destroy everything. So what!? There's nothing that can be done about it. So if we're going to die, We may as well be standing above the corpses of our enemies doing so.
Now, stop acting like a hero, and start slaughtering some, like a real villain should!
Otherwise...It'll be YOUR corpse underneath my foot.
Grrrr!!!! come at me, air man, you bastard! i'll make my slickest move yet......
Where do you think you're going, eggman?

GET YOUR BLOODY HANDS OFF OF EGGMAN!
I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S TRULY THE WASTE OF SPACE, YOU ASSHOLES!
...Wow. I just Hope you're willing to hold up your end of the bargain.
I feel like the Smiliest of all the smiley face alive! I'm also thinking about Home for some reason.
Well guys, it's been a Pleasure. What next, "Regulus"?
Now...
..Now I siphon all the emotion from your souls and gain the power I've been longing for.

...What?
I care not for any Anti-Matt, nor Trio of Origin. I am the Wily Omega. There is nothing eternal-- other than myself.
YOU!!!!!
Um...yeah, me. What about me, though?
As I have traveled between dimensions, I have learned that you are the strongest warrior in ALL of the Chaos Zone!!
He is?
Of COURSE! He has forever rampaged across the world, performing amazing feats in the process!!
He ended the reign of the All-Star Master with a single dropkick!!
He slayed the dragon Fafnir, even after it was fused with five forms of corruption!!
And mere moments ago, he ripped the flying beast Mechabit in half with his bare hands and sheer force of anger alone!!!
At least six of the things you just said are wrong in some way.
Enough talk, hedgehog!
What the
did you just call me?!?!
Let us fight like men!
And ladies!
And ladies who dress like men!
...what about men who dress like ladies?
...you know, I never considered that before, but yes, like them too!
For Gilgamesh...IT IS MORPHING TIME!!!!
Guess I have no way out of this...okay, morphing time for me too!!!
Bring it on!!!
With PLEASURE!!!
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