...I think I speak for both of us when I say we never thought about that in a hundred years. Not by someone like you, anyway.
Well, dis'll prob'bly come back t' bite us in our dair-e-airs later, but fer now...
Imma 'ware we can't really do anythin' 'bout dose cartoon dudes up in space for...outside reasons...
...but what ah wanna set da reckord straight on next is what da two brought down here t' Earth; Orcheggstra.
Ah prob'bly risk'd somethin' just bringin' him up, but eitheh way he's gonna be one o' the easier quest'ns for us t' find an answer to.
(Yeesh! THAT'S Egghead's mother!?)
(I guess being rotten runs in the family.)
What on Mobius are you-
I-I mean... Momma! Wh-what a pleasant surprise!
Pleasant!? PLEASANT!? A true Robotnik is NEVER pleasant!
So, THIS is what you have been doing with your time? Wasting around instead of conquering Mobius!?
B-but Momma...!
No buts! I am tired of your excuses, you pathetic excuse of a son!
B-but I... I have KILLED several versions of Sonic!
And yet, you never killed OUR Sonic! You even let one of them get away with one of this world's Chaos Emeralds, you idiot!
(Sheesh... This lady reminds me of MY mother when she's angry...)
THIS is the guy you're working with!? He looks like he came from an Albert Einstein convention!
WHAT!? How DARE you insult the great Dr. Wily!? I'll have you know that-
Pipe down! I'll deal with you once I'm done berating my good-for-nothing son!
...Yes, ma'am.
Why did you even bother teaming up with a pathetic Wily? Why can't you just team up with another Robotnik!?
Those pathetic alternate mes are nothing more than an embarrassment to the name Robotnik!
Well, so are you! There have been plenty of times those other Robotniks were close to beating THEIR Sonics! And yet, even with OUR Sonic incapable of going super, You keep ending up with failure after failure!
Speaking of failure, thanks for the distraction, Momma Robotnik! (Ugh, that whole sentence sounded weird to say...)
The Hyper Energy Crystals! That hedgehog stole my Hyper Energy Crystals!
Forget about THAT hedgehog! The OTHER hedgehog has found the Death Egg's Self Destruct!
What, you mean THIS thing?
....Hmm. I'm... awake. So I- or my brother- Or my original counterpart completed his mission, didn't he? He acquired the so-called unfathomable power he was looking for, after all.
Not quite my style, to be truthful... But it is better than nothing, I suppose.
....Hmmm, I don't really have a name, do I? According to my systems, I am RUN-00A*. How about...Regacron? es, I do enjoy the ring to that.
And from the looks of things, he really did take his role seriously, didn't he? I believe I should feel honored to be chosen to rule Reguhalla..
...But we both must know that I was destined to be the ruler from the start.
i knew sneaking into the death egg wouldn't be such a bright idea, sark! let's get out of here before we're toast!
NEVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO! ENKER! heh! looks like momma robotnik's beating the living sh*t out of him! Heheh!
Looks like we're gonna have to split!
Way ahead of ya!
You mean to tell me you planned on leaving me for dead!?
Don't act like your intention wasn't to do the same!
Wait, doctor! What about us?
Just teleport out, you idiotic fools!
You pathetic, miserable failure! I'm ashamed that you were ever even born, you lousy excuse of a rotten villain!
Momma, please! I'll try harder next time, I promise! GAH! I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!
hello, dr. ivo robotnik! wanna play a game? Heheheheheheh......!
SUBJECT "Beta Shadow" HAS ZERO INTEREST IN INTERACTION WITH SUBJECTS "Exetior" AND "Sark". SUGGESTION: FIND SOMEONE WHO WOULD.
GOD DAMMIT! I ALMOST HAD HIM!
Well...now what?
...
Blockbuster?
Sure. Let's see if they have Full Metal Man Jacket. You guys down with that?
...Indifferent.
YEEAAA! Let's go!
I take it that's a yes from you too Shaker. Alright then. Let's go!
Excuse me...
Don't you know it's wrong to ignore your superiors?
(This time Imma let it all come out! This time, Imma stand up and shout!~)
A-are y-you a-a m-m-monster?
...What? No. I may be called a cold blooded cur, an ostentatious rogue, or even a "pretentious jerk", but rest assured, I am no monster. Monsters are uncivilized uncalculating brutes. Those are the last terms I would use to describe anyone of my quite simply stunning calibre.
Perhaps you'll find me less monstrous without this.
Regulus? Did you grow out your hair?
I'm sorry. I'm afraid you have me confused. I am Regacron. Regulus's.... brother.
Hello!I keep forgetting to ask him to introduce me to his family!*
So, what brings you here? Is Regulus busy?
He's for the moment, relieved of his roles as leader of Reguhalla. I am the one taking his place.
Aw... he didn't even say goodbye.
Ah. Worry not, my pink/gold clad friend. You have an even better leader right here!
Now. What's say you come along with me for a little while? Just because I am the leader doesn't mean there aren't ways to have fun whilst doing so.
...
..Okay!
GRRR!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! YOU USELESS PIECE OF SCRAP METAL!
I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU! EVEN AOSTH'S ROBOTNIK! Heheheheheheheh.....!
Say, uh... You wouldn't happen to be hiring for delivery, would you?
Hey, with how much this place is growing in business, extra help is always appreciated!
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