I get the main role because I'm the best! Bow to Lord Wily!
I know you're my creator and all, but your bark doesn't exactly match your bite....
Uh…do I know you? Are you one of those door-to-door salespeople?
Don’t try to fool me! This time, I will prove that I am the superior clone!
Clone? You’re not making any sense!
Sense is for weak-willed fools who are ignorant of their genes!
How can we have genes? We’re robots!
Silence! The time for battle is now! Have at you, Spinstrike!
Spinstrike? Listen, buddy, you’ve got the wrong guy! The name’s Top Man, alright? Top Man!
Ha! Do you really think I’m that gullible? I know you went into retirement after our last battle, so I’ve been keeping tabs on you ever since!
Doesn’t that count as stalking? I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.
What? N-no! This is completely-aurgh, you’re trying to distract me! Enough pointless blabbering! Prepare to meet our father…in hell!
Not so fast, buster! If you wanna get to Top Man, you’ll have to get through us first!
Indignant brat! You dare to defy the mighty Liquid Spinstrike?
You got it! If you think a missile’s enough to stop us, you’re dreaming!
The odds of your victory are 3,720 to one. Surrender while you still have time.
And while you’re at it, change out of that gaudy outfit! Trench coats are so last season!
“Liquid Spinstrike”? Where’s “Bose-Einstein Condensate Spinstrike”, eh?
Five against one? That’s far from far, brother. Allow me to even the odds.
TOPHOUND…destroy these interlopers! They must not interfere with the master’s plan!



You got it, boss!
OW! Thank you, but... OW. We need to hurry. What's the next plan?
It's so hot here....Crash Man, where do we go now?
Shut up already! Every two seconds, you're asking me that exact same question, and I tell you the same answer!
Right, so you said Hard Man and Air Man were taking a vacation here?
It'ssss not my fault Air Man left! If anything, all your rulessss ran him off!
The only reason you have a say in this is because Air Man was the one who invited you here. Honestly, I didn't want you to come!
The only reason you're here is because this is your place! Air Man doesn't even like you all that much!
Listen up, you two bums! We traveled for days to find you because Wily has a job for us! Either you come or you tell us where the others are!
Then there'ssss thisss buffoon to interrupt!
I'm glad they're here. I'm better off working with them than vacationing with YOU.
Nope, Snake Man's coming too. we need all the robots we can. Come on now.
Woah, baby! A job! Where do I come into play?
Turbo Man, feel free to come. Dr. Wily did say all Robot Masters.
Let's head off to adventure then! We'll go beat up Mega Man, then find the chicks and babes!
No, we're trying to rescue Mega Man this time. Bit of a change, but no different then saving Wily, right?
At least Mega Man would thank us....
Nough talk boys, it's time to find Rock! Roll out, Master-Bots!
Today is the birthdate of the Super-Omega-Alpha-Kamen-Sentai-Transforming-Ginyu-Rangers! SOAKSTGR for short, babes!
Wait, guys! I wanna join too!
Enough with the chit-chat. I've got date with an explosion HEHEHEH!
Keep struggling; you can't beat death!....DUST MAN STOP THAT!
Oops! Sorry, Skully. I was playing cornhole with my junk :)
What a cowardly pile a' quiverin' scrap! You just hide behind your little shield, huh? THAT'S how you fight!?
A trash-talking armadillo like you wouldn't understand tactics!
Well, how's this for a tactic?!
Hah! This is just the first piece I'll rip out of your scrap metal!....WHA-??
For the record, that's a pitiful tactic; a tactic that's lead to your demise! I AM DEATH! Even if you rip out my parts, YOU CAN'T KILL ME! Activate Skull Snare!
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH....
Tell me what you know about this brainwashing! NOW!
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Oof! I forgot about his power boost! I can't hold this!
ROOAAAAAAAAAR!!!
N-no way...
I WILL DESTROY...MUST DESTROY!!! *spins up*
NO COOLDOWN!? I-I can't....no!
SKULL MAN!!!
Drill Man, you're alive!
Heh....don't say that too early. *stabs Punk with drills*
Wait a sec. What are you planning?...No!
I hope you can put up one more barrier, old friend. This will be the last time we speak. Go, and accomplish what we couldn't! For Cossack!
No....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DRILL NUUUUUUKE!
...Sigh, this is the best I got since I can't fight any good robot data anymore. Maybe it's time I just take a look around the entire place.
...Top Man's place hasn't changed much since I was last here. I suppose I could explore a bit to see if there's anything of interest here...
TOPHOUND...destroy these interlopers! They must not interfere with the master’s plan!
You got it, boss!
...? (What was that?) ... (Huh, what's all the commotion here? Looks like Top Man is here...and...is that Spinstrike with some of Wily's robots?
Turbo!
Stone! Haha!
Sssnake?
Hard....
Crash!!
You guys are the coolest! Ah yeah, you'll win in no time!
We've spent 5 hours working on our poses, when do we fight crime?
And why do we have to wear these color-coded bandanas?
So the babes can identify us, boys! Nough talk, Sanjou! Turbo Tokusentai!
Uh, what does that mean exactly?
Take the Stage! Turbo Special Squad!
Dude, this is the most boring job ever. What are we supposed to guard anyway?!
The Boss said we gotta do it, so we gotta do it. Shuddup and start doing your job now.
*from far away*Drop Kick....
Dude, what the hell is that sound?
What? You're just hearing things. Are you trying to get out of work early again?
*Closer this time*Drop Kick!
DROP KICK!!
Huh?!
No! Tackle, you were my best friend!
WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Little quick on the trigger there, Ace.
Sorry, lost my head there like a Wily puppet. How does Mega Man fall for that again?
Never mind that, boys. Seems we've reached the infamous "Continual Forest".
Is that really the name?
If it was, I'd be psychic. Who knows, maybe my thought of the name of this forest was a premonition?
It might be, if thisss was a foressst and not a waterfall....
... (Nobody has a plan? Is it just up to me? I don't have any idea what to do... where I even start...)
Ok, so the plan remains the same. Wait, where's Bass?
Hey, I'm back from break! How is- !!! SPARK MAN!!!
(Teleports in) Yes, Gyro Man?
...Spark Man... where were you?
Hanging with Plug Man.
Who was guarding HWN 001 while you were gone?
Um... oh.
Ugh, I should've KNOWN not to let YOU do it... at least the same did not happen with HWN 002.
HWN 00...2?
NINJA MAN!* *Another one of my custom Robot Masters. I just did not want to make something for him. Basically the soon-to-be rival of BtMan.
You mean the guy who looks like Forte and Bass and destroys Shadow Core robots?** **Again, BtMan's rival.
YES! THAT ONE! And it's just BASS, you IDIOT! Forte was his BOMB PARTY DISGUISE! Ugh... sometimes, I don't know what to do with you... come on!
MISSION STARTED! OBJECTIVE: DESTROY SHADOW CORE ROBOTS! ACTIVATING NORMAL VOICE.
Nani mo kyō okotte inai... (Translation: Nothing is happening today...)
(Teleports in with Gyro Man) HWN 001 escaped!
Retoropikachuu? Kare wa dono yō ni dasshutsu shita no ka? (Retro Pikachu? How did he escape?)
...Huh?
He asked about how he escaped.
Well, he escaped because SOMEBODY happened to leave to hang with Plug Man.
Sonogo, wareware wa kare ni keikoku shinakereba naranai! (Then we must warn him!)
He said to warn Plug Man!
Alright then. Let's do this.
STOP RIGHT THERE! I knew I detected a Shadow Core Robot here.
Ah, good. Another Wily Bot.
Wait, you're Ninja Man! Listen! I know you have an objective, but we have one too. We have to do this! Just help us out real quick.
SCAN COMPLETED. DWN-018. DWN-037. Stand aside.
Abort the mission, Ninja Man!
...Mission Aborted. New mission: destroy all in way of Shadow Core Robot! QUICK BOOMERANG!
Boys, it's time for our first appearance in public. The babes will flock to us.
No, they will not. I have things covered here, and you bunch just happened to ruin my cover. Please leave now.
Don't worry, my patented chaos follower will tell us where chaos is happening! We'll truly stop crime!
I thought we were supposed to be hidden, like Teenage Ninja Snakes or something.
Let's go!
(L) TOPHOUND…destroy these interlopers! They must not interfere with the master’s plan!



You got it, boss!
Here?
No, we need to be the only named group there.
Here?
Nah, too sentimental. Our show is supposed to be aired to children and young babes, people! Get it together.
WHY DID YOU DO IT?! WHY?!
...Mission Aborted. New mission: destroy all in way of Shadow Core Robot! QUICK BOOMERANG!
.....Here? Looks pretty dangerous.
There's already robot masters here to stop it....We can't have attention averted! I don't want spin-offs!
Next time's the charm....
Die!!
Bingo! SOAKSTGR, roll out!
...Mission Aborted. New mission: destroy all in way of Shadow Core Robot! QUICK BOOMERANG!
!!!
...Anyone else? You can save yourself trouble by handing over the Shadow Core Robot, or telling me where to find a different one. But I suggest handing
I wonder if Spark Man wants to hang out again...
I just wanna go to Arctic Jungle and train my skiing... I want to become a professional, ya know?
Yeah, yeah... Toad Man, wanna go to Waterfall Institute and have a swimming race?
You're on.
HWN 001 has escaped!
...Shadow Man?
So, tell me... which way did HWN 002 go exactly?
... (Facepalm)
I don't know where he went, but I sense another Shadow Core Robot about 15 miles from here. That is what my scanner says, at least...
...And how far are we from Dr. Wily's Castle?
I believe about 5 miles.
...We need to find and turn off HWN 002.
Wait! The HWN bots are OUR responsibility, you know. And if you want to stop them... Then you have to come along with us!
...Agreed.
Yeah! That makes us a team!
What should we be called?
Oh! I know! The HWN Hunters!
Ugh... we'll go with it IF you promise to focus, Spark Man.
I promise.
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