I get the main role because I'm the best! Bow to Lord Wily!
I know you're my creator and all, but your bark doesn't exactly match your bite....
*retches*.....*VOMITS* Welcome home! Wait, who are YOU guys?
You...swallowed me! You disgusting bucket of scrap!
Actually, I'm a vacuum :)
Oh, my head...I had the strangest dream...
Wait a second, a dream?
I felt like someone was controlling my body for me! I was serving Enker for some reason.
Controlling you? What are you talking about? We have always served the master!
No, Quint, you're wrong! The only one who's actually aware of what he's doing is Enker!
Stop talking nonsense!-AAAAAAUGH!
Fight it, Quint!!
NNNNNNNNNGHHH....
What's wrong?
.......*sigh* He's losing the battle. Stand back, Dust Man.
It's looks like you'll have to be eliminated, Ballade HAHAHAHAA!
*smirks* Because I'm different then I was before I saved Mega Man. I fight for justice now!
Take this! A little present for you!
I don't feel all right.....
You were supposed to wait for our final-teamwork attack, but good job. Share the attack next time though. Gravity Man, send him to Bonus Field.
Yeah, got it. Wait, who made you the leader? Wily appointed me the boss!
Wait, we were supposed to find HWN! Ah man, Wily's going to disable us!
No, another team has transmitted that they got it...HWN Killers or Hunters of something.
Enough of that! Doesn't anyone else feel that ungodly power coming towards us?!
All of you....Everyone else too. You twisted my brothers.....Don't you see I'm trying to save everyone?
Who is that?! Ssshow yourssself coward!
I'm not a complete bad guy.....Had we got Proto Man, we would've saved everyone...At least ourselves.
I'll make you all die a slow painful death, then I'll find Proto Man by myself!
They've struck again....It must be Enker. I'm tired of this. If he wants me, he'll get me.
Yeah, but if he did this, that must mean we can raid their fortress without any problems to stop us!
You're right! We can save Mega Man and Dr. Light without any problems. Cut Man, Bomb Man, Ice Man, take these guys back to Dr. Cossack's.
I swear, Skull Man told me something about Mr. Cossack earlier....I'm sure it's nothing!
Go then. Me and Elec Man will head to their castle, and everyone else will help Btman with the Shadow-Core hunter.
Got it! Wait, isn't that happening now?
No, this is after. My internal memory must have screwed up though, cause I don't remember anything about that encounter.
Wait, where's Bass?
Knowing him, he'll show up when we need it the most....Either against us or with us.
This gone on long enough! I will destroy you, Sha-
Stop calling me that! Look, my name is BtMan. Calling me "Shadow Core Robot" is just lame, OK? Now, how about you disable YOURSELF, we're busy.
SCILENCE! I will make sure you're done with you're chore... PERMINATELY! Qui-
What was-
FLASH!
AH! I CAN'T SEE!
Yamato Man! Now!
Yamatosupia! (Yamato Spear!)
(turns on communicator) *Shadow Man/Shadow Man 2*, can you read me? How's the search going?
We have found Retro Pikachu. However, he's with Enker, Dr. Light, and Mega Man. Hurry up over there, before Retro Pikachu knows the Light Bots are up.
What are you guys planning?
I'll tell you.
...Those other guys were just at a standstill anyway...I guess I'll check out Cut Man's old area next.
...How did you know that move?
Huh, who's there?
...Gemini Man? Haven't heard from you in a while.
(T) ...I'm afraid you have me mistaken for someone else. I am TailsMK4, and I wish to challenge you to a battle, seeing you destroy all of those robots in one blow.
I don't have much time, so I'll just take care of you quickly...seeing as you are based off of Gemini Man's design, this should be your weakness!
What? No damage at all? This might actually be interesting...
(T) ...Guess it's my turn, then.
(T) ...What?! That should have been enough to overcome your defense!
That was quite a blow, but not enough to take me out!
(T) ...Wow...sometimes I underestimate my own power...
Hmph, at least you lasted longer than all the other robots I've fought. You might be worth keeping alive...for now. I think my master might have a use for you...
(T) ...I greatly underestimated his power. How did he get so strong? I must find out more about this so-called "master". Guess I'll keep looking around...
...Well, Enker was designed by Wily, so maybe I'll get some answers straight from the doctor himself...
INTRUDER ALERT! LEAVE NOW OR BE DESTROYED!
...Hey, I just want to talk to Wily. I need some answers.
*by speaker* What is going on?! Who is the intruder? Speak up!
...Wily, I just want some answers. Have you had anything to do with Enker recently?
*by speaker* No, I haven't even heard from Enker or the other Killers for a while now. Why?
...I just saw him destroy a bunch of your robots with a Gemini Laser. I'm wondering how he can even use that move.
*by speaker* ...Stone Man wasn't one of them, was he?
...Stone, Turbo, Snake, Hard, Crash, and Gravity Man were destroyed in one shot. I didn't check to see if they still were alive...I was badly damaged myself fighting Enker.
*by speaker* Ugh, why can't my robots do ANYTHING right? All I asked them to do was track down a missing robot of mine. But this is the first I've heard of Enker in a while. Why did Enker destroy my robots?
...I don't know exactly what's going on, but when Enker spared me for some reason, he referred to a "master". I thought he meant you, but seeing as you're just as confused as I am, I guess Enker wasn't talking about you...
*by speaker* The nerve of that robot. Disobeying my orders to follow someone else's? When I get my hands on that robot...whoever you are, I thank you for this information.
...May I ask what was this robot you had your robots search for?
*by speaker* ...Knowing the fact you just gave me some valuable information regarding my robots, I suppose the least I can do is tell you about the robot.
...Retro Pikachu huh? Seems like quite a lot of things have happened since I was away training as hard as I possibly could. I'm one of the strongest robots in the Robot Data Stadium now. Retro must have thought he could get further by seeking assistance from you.
*by speaker* ...TailsMK4? Perhaps what I ask of you should be of no difficulty for a robot like you. In exchange for any information you want, I want you to find either Retro Pikachu or any of the Killers and bring them back here! I need to control the chaos caused by those two somehow. Please, I beg you! Those robots are ruining the good reputation I'm trying to set now!
...I suppose that's fair. I do want my rematch with Enker, after all...
Huh? What's going on? Where am I?
I remember the Killer's taking Dr. Light and me..Wait, where is Dr. Light? He's not here?
I can't worry about that now. I have to get back home.....
Not!
So!
Fast!
Enker has!
Specific orders!
To keep you under locks!
What makes you think I intend to stay?!
We may not be too strong!
But you have not noticed all your damages from battle!
Even if you manage to beat us, HWN is still here!
..I can't let them beat me, but what they're saying is true...At least I can stall them when the others arrive!
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, MASTER! Hehehehe!

*teleports in*
This is the pla- DR. COSSACK!
........
You came at a bad time, I'm afraid. The doctor is out right now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
But you're not cooler than me! You're gonna pay!
I've been ITCHING to blow something up!
You guys are so amusing. FLAME SLICER!
Mowed down like field mice!....Oh, yea. You're not allergic to fire. Forgot about that... ELECTROLYSIS!
*wipes off hands* Now, back to my monologue....Hel-lo, who's this behind you weaklings? A bundle of defeated robots, eh?
Ah, so this is their location. Honestly, not as flashy as I thought.
That's only because I'm here and you're comparing it to me! Why, thank you! You look...Ok as well!
Whatever, let's get in there.
There's seems to be some sort of commotion over there...
Ignore it. We need to be undetected.
Looks like Skull Man and a bunch of fire?....
Well, looks like a bunch of mechas to me...I'm the leader, so I say ignore it and focus on the mission.
Where is Mega Man and the doctor? We searched everywhere.... Man, I'm sure the Sergeant would know, how he found us and all a long time ago....
If I was a hostage, where would I be?
How did you know he was underground?
I've hidden a hostage or two back when I was under Wily's control.
Hey guys! Took a bit long, but I'm happy you finally came!
Never mind that, where's the Doctor?
I don't know, when I woke up, I was the only one here.
Damn! We were too late....Enker must took him when he left..
Not to ruin this family reunion, but that one over there...
I'm going to tell the captain on you! He's going to beat you up *starts sobbing*
I got him! Thunder Beam!
Wait, no!
Out of all the moves to use, you picked the one with the worst accuracy....
Let him go, he can't hurt anyone anymore.
Spoke too soon.....
Ah, we'll be fine! It's only one guy and a bunch of mechas right behind him!
So you've recovered from your injuries! Great, the three of us at our full-
Yeah, about that...
YOU STILL HAVEN'T RECOVERED?! DIDN'T THEY AT LEAST GIVE YOU AN ENERGY PELLET?! WHY DIDN'T THE AUTO-REPAIR SYSTEM FIX YOU?!
All the Killers are out of the castle, they probably sent a shrimp out!
Hehehehehe! We get to meet again? Yipee!
Let's play! Hehehehehe!
That isn't Enker....
You're right!
I'm not that one though!
Or that one!
Am I the protagonist?
An antagonist?
I don't really use labels, but I!
Am!
The End! I'll take this shape for now since you're so intimidated!
Have we met before?
I met with Fire Man some time ago to retrieve Disco! I'm not Enker or any of those other guys! I'm Boss Man, remember?
You dare defile the earth to decorate yourself with her treasures? Taste nature’s fury!
Ouch! Watch the bling, you jerk!
C’mon, is that all you got? Surely the “invincible” Air Man can handle little ol’ me!
How dare you mock me! You’ll pay dearly for this, you lowly maintenance bot!
What?! How did you-urk!
Er…thanks for the help, Needle Man.
Really, Air Man? Defeated by a glorified gas pump? This is a new low, even for you.
If you mention this to anyone-
If I had lips, they'd be sealed.
You’ve gotta snap out of this, Disco! That Liquid guy is manipulating you!
Is that right? Heh. You’ve got spunk, kid.
What? There’s no way you can dodge my attacks! It’s illogical!
It’s useless, I told you! I can predict your every movement…
…It’s a shame you can’t do the same!
Arugh!
My, my. How the mighty have fallen. I expected so much more from you, brother.
For the last time, I don’t know you! Now get lost before I call the cops!
Uh…don’t you work for a wanted criminal?
Yeah, but how does that…oh.
What shall we do with these fools, boss?
Impale them!
Tear them limb from limb!
Grind them into mulch!
Now, now, we may have some use for these two. Prehaps, with minor application of my psychokinesis, they could make excellent warriors for the master’s cause.
Very well, Crystal Man. You may proceed.
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