Heya Spark Man. The glorious Dr. Wily has decided you can be a recruitment agent in his militia. What do you say?
Mega Man... no, it's impossible! The real Mega Man would never do something so vile.
Geez, it took my personality to clue you in, not the design change?
Yo, Spark Spiller! Having to be modeled after your wimpy personality makes it hard to get any respect.
I would never say such things! If you're based on me, surely we can both work together and move beyond this, right?
Trust me, Spark Spiller. I may have your design but I'm still a Wily bot, through and through.
If only I had programmed you differently back then...! It would have been genius! It's the only mistake I've made in my life!
You may have helped bring me into this would, but that doesn't cloud my judgment of what you have done to my friends. It is unacceptable!
Wha.... Why you insolent fool! I will crush you with a loud, loud crunch! Behold, my latest creation, the ultimate combat robot, Wily Machine Number 1! Nuhahahahaha!
HahHahahahahaha! Ladies and gentleman, your attention, please! It may seem sudden to you, but I'm going to take over the wolrd! *Ahem* For starters, I'll be taking your precious robots!
Oh Balloon Man? Are you gonna beat my new light robots? I bet you won't even beat Mega! You'll just give him a balloon!
Um, thanks...
Yo, we gotta go breh!
Balloon Man?! Hmmm... alright... I understand. Consequences will follow, but I will make the necessary preparations.
Now I weaponized your balloons your balloons and gave you ACTUAL COMMON SENSE so you don't give everyone a balloon. Also, you aim your shot up and down in the middle of the shot. You can also press the ^ button for the "Balloon Blower"
Alright! Some action!
You destroyed all the robots here? Dr. Wily was right after all... you aren't good anymore!
So you're going out on me cause I destroyed guys trying to kill me? That's harsh, man.
I'll make you good again, Mr. Balloon Man! I'll just try not to damage you too much...
Hey, no little boys around! You can get hurt!
Oh, that left so much of an impact me, Guts Man! You should go to poetry class!
Seems coo- WAIT! I can't go to poetry class! What if I get fired?! I'm taking you down with me!
Well done... But you say good bye here. I'll even tell you more about myself after I win.
Aw, that's nice! So sorry I'll be winning, and I'm hoping you'll still live so I can talk about MYSELF! :D
Bah. Stop trying to elevate yourself to my level, you pleb!
There's something up ahead sir! Oh? Freeze it at all costs, solider!
Are you paranoid? Cause you look like your talking to yourself. Need help little man?
W-Well I'm just following my orders. Stop freezing up and freeze him! That's an order, solider!!
FIIIIIIIRE! Burn! Burn! Burn everything in sight!
Oh! I'll try! BALLOOOOONS! POP! POP! POP! Pop everything in sight!
Don't mock justice! FIIIIIIIRE!!
Oh my, oh my, you seem to be 12 seconds late for our appointment.
Um, were you hit in the head with a rock? Robots don't need doctors' appointments...
With that attitude, I'll be able to defeat you quickly on get back on time.
Hey, whadja come out here for? Don'tcha have a place near your house for fill-ups?
If you remember correctly, I am solar-powered. Oil isn't needed.
Oops! I meant your gonna be forced to drown in it! Ha, haaa!
Well, if it isn't Rock in the metal! Hate to say it, but your journey ends here.
Quick Man, you don't have to do this! Come with me to Dr. Light!
The famous Light himself, eh? Well, alright, but you gotta catch up with me first!
Well, look who came with courage. But you can't just beat me with courage alone!
You can run all you like, but you can't hide from your punishment!
Ooh, I'm so scared! Alright, cleaning-bot, let's see how you can handle my speed!
Whoever you are doesn't matter, what matters is that I follow my orders.
You can't simply believe to win with speed alone, can you?
Hmph. We'll just see if your shield can keep up.
We have a problem!
Wahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. The name's Wily! The one and only - the brilliant scientist, Dr. Wily! It may seem rather sudden to you, but I've decided I'd like to take over the world! (Laughs evilly) Ahem! Anyway, to begin... Dr. Light! I'll be taking your precious robots!! (busts in) Nuhahahaha!! That is to say... Hmm?... What's this? Oh, Quick Man... I'd have you join me, honestly! But your just too impatient! Nuhahahahah!
My friends are in trouble, Quick Man! Quickly, follow me to the lab!
...What insanity! Using my robots to conquer the world...
Let me handle this, doc. I'll be done faster than you can say "mega"!
Quick Man?! (starts thinking) Hmmm... Alright... I understand. I don't like it, but sometimes, such things must be done... I must make the necessary preparations.
Your Quick Boomerang goes off in multiple directions while your jumping, but you can throw only one at a time on the ground. You can also block off basic buster shots*.
*Starter phrase* I'm too fast for you!
Mr. Quick Man!? I don't believe it, Dr. Wily was right! You've turned into a bad robot!
Let's just get this done with, I have to stop Wily and fast!
Even if it cuts me in half, I'm gonna make you good again!
Ah ah! Don't run off! Let's have a little fun with my explosives!
Hah! I'll put out their flames before you could even throw them!
You shoulda' came the day before yesterday! I had some big boom-booms then!
There's something dangerous up ahead, sir! Oh? Freeze it at all costs, soldier!
Freezing me won't slow ME down, Ice Man! I'm taking you back to Dr. Light!
He stated that he can't be slowed by freezing... Prove him wrong, soldier!
FIIIIIIIRE! Burn! Burn! Burn everything in sight!
Even if your fire spreads like wildfire, it STILL won't be able to catch up with me!
You can't run from the flames of justice, partner! FIRE!
Hey, whadja come out here for? Don'tcha have a place near your house for fill-ups?
Do I LOOK like a car to you?
As a matter of fact, you have the personality of a living race car.
Hmph, I wonder how fast you would run when you are shocked by gigatons of electricity.
Try all you want, but I'm faster than the speed of lightning!
As impossible as it may seem, I am willing to TEST that theory!
You are impressively early for your appointment.
Yeah, yeah, cut the talk. You can try to slow me down, but that won't work!
We shall soon see about that.
Hey, who said you could come in here! I'm very busy, you know!
As much as I admire your work, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to stop you.
You big idiot! What'll happen to me if I get fired!? I'm gonna take you down with me!
Quick Man. Finally, we shall see who's blades are sharper.
There's no need to test how sharp our weapons are. After all, yours will never hit.
We'll see about that. I'm gonna rip you to shreds!
You may be fast on land, Quick Man, but you are underwater now. You're in MY turf now!
I can't just run faster, but I can SWIM faster than even YOU thanks to MY speed!
Then let's test it out, and then it's off to Davy Jones' Locker with you!
Quick Man? What brings you here?
I came to take you to Dr. Light.
Look, that sounds nice, but I have orders to follow!
Quick Man. You run so fast, yet you fail to realize the amount of leaves you've stepped on doing so.
Leaves? THAT'S your problem with me?
Oh, that's not all. You've damaged the creatures of this forest! Prepare to feel the wrath of Mother Nature!
You think YOUR the best of us, brother? Well, I'm here to prove you wrong!
I have no time for competition, especially since I would win.
Then prove it! But you can't beat me! I can't be defeated!
Hey, Quick Man! Wily said he wants you to lead the team. So, what do you say?
Look, I have no idea who you are, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass on your offer.
Hmph, might as well persuade you to join.
Hey there, King of Cheap Tricks! If your the fastest robot ever created, then I would be too, right?
A clone of me, eh? Wait, I don't use cheep tricks!
Are you sure? I mean, you have instantly-killing lasers, so you use cheep tricks. Truth hurts, don't it?
If only I had programmed you differently back then! ...It would have been genius! It's the only mistake I've made in my life!
You thought you could bring me down THAT easily? It's time we finish this war, Wily!
Wha... Why you insolent fool! I will crush you with a loud, loud crunch! Behold, my latest creation, the ultimate combat robot, Wily Machine Number 1! Nuhahahahaha!
Your Mega Man, right? Well then, prepare for your end!
Who are you? Did Wily create you?
That's right, now prepare to face true power!
You must be that lab assistant of Dr. Light's, Roll. How did a girl like you make it all the way here?
Hey! I'm pretty tough, you know!
Ha! What are you going to do, swing your broom at me? Too bad I'm gonna slash it to pieces- like I will to you!
Heh, cool shades. You must be Proto Man, huh?
Huh!? H-how do you know...?
I know you all too well, Blues. Too bad you already know too much.
*Ninja Man comes in. Sirens are going off* Who are you?
(appears on the screen) Wahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. The name's Wily! The one and only - the brilliant scientist, Dr. Wily! It may seem rather sudden to you, but I've decided I'd like to take over the world! (laughs) Ahem! Anyway, to begin... Dr. Light! I'll be taking your precious robots! (bursts through the screen) Nuhahahaha!! That is to say... Hmm? Who are you? You look like something I would make... But that can't be true, can it? Aw, well, not that it matters anyways! Nuhahahaha! *leaves*
My friends are in trouble! Quickly, we need to get to the lab!
...What did I just walk into?
*Roll and Ninja Man arrives a bit too late* What insanity! Using my robots to conquer the world...
CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HER!?
Who are you? (Starts thinking for a while) Hmmmm... Well, I suppose someone needs to stop him... I must make the necessary preparations.
...Seriously! What's going on here!?
I gave you a variable weapons system so you could take on the attacking robots.
Guess I need to get to the bottom of this somehow... *By now, I think we already know what this is.* Face my power!
Dr. Wily was right! You are a bad robot!
Of course! Dr. Wily was the one who made me, after all!
I don't know what you mean by that, but I'll make you good, I promise!
Ah ah! Don't run off! Let's have a little fun with my explosives!
Heh, I agree! But on one condition: you become the grand finale!
Woah, that's a bit harsh, don't you think? Aw, well, this should be exciting!
There's something dangerous up ahead, sir! Oh? Freeze it at all costs, soldier!
Oh, I'm dangerous, all right. More dangerous than you think!
Sir, the enemy is engaging! ...Take him down, soldier!
FIIIIIIIRE! Burn! Burn! Burn everything in sight!
Heh, that's quite the enthusiasm! Such a shame I'm gonna put out that little flame of yours.
By the flames of justice, I reckon you are pure evil! FIRE!!!
Hey, whadja come out here for? Don'tcha have a place near your house for fill-ups?
I came here to burn you to the ground!
Seriously? Even if that slipped out, you're still not gonna be able to beat me.
You are a strong fighter indeed... but it's time to say goodbye here.
Nah, I'd rather do that before you get torn to bits.
You think you can win? How shocking!
Impressive. You are early for your appointment.
Heh, it helps when your a ninja.
Oh, please. Even if you are early, your attacks won't hit on time.
Hey! Men only! Go home before you get hurt!
Sorry, big guy, but it's time you retire.
You big idiot! What'll happen to me if I get fired?! I'm taking you down with me!
Hey, Ninja Man! Fancy seeing you here!
Beta Man? You're here, too? This is great! Now I can finally scrap you!
Heh. That's funny, since you lose to me every time.
Locked on target!
Sergeant Man? Heh, bring it on! This day keeps getting better and better!
I'm taking you down, Ninja Man!
Hey, mystery-bot! Wily said that-
*While charging buster* Yeah, hold that thought... *Shoots Mega Man?, making his helmet fall off* Aha, I knew it! You are not Mega Man, but rather MegaBoy! Now I see clearly! This is all just the past, and just by being here, the timeline has been rearranged! Well, as long as that's happening, might as well have fun doing so!
...MegaBoy? I have no clue who that is. I am Copy Robot Model 1, and if you insist on a challenge, then I accept!
Hey, original me! If you really ARE Wily's Best Robot, why are you fighting him, then?
A clone of me? Wily, you're making me blush. Too bad I have to scrap such a masterpiece.
We'll see who scraps who!
If only I had programmed you differently back then! ...It would have been genius! It's the only mistake I've made in my life!
I'm sorry, doc, but I'll make it up to you in the future. For now, I guess this is our big encounter, right? I won't lose!
Wha... Why you insolent fool! I will crush you with a loud, loud crunch! Behold, my latest creation, the ultimate combat robot, Wily Machine Number 1! Nuhahahahaha!
: We have a problem!
: Wahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. The name's Wily! The one and only - the brilliant scientist, Dr. Wily! It may seem rather sudden to you, but I've decided I'd like to take over the world! *Evil laugh* Ahem! Anyway, to begin... Dr. Light! I'll be taking your precious robots! (bursts in) Nuhahahaha!! That is to say... Hmm?... What's this? Oh, Copyie... I dont have use for a non perfect robot Nuhahahahah!]
: Our friends are in trouble, Copyie! Lets hurry to the lab!
: ...What insanity! Using my robots to conquer the world...
: Dont worry doc i will save everyone
: Copyie?! (starts thinking) Hmmm... Alright... I understand. I don't like it, but sometimes, such things must be done... I must make the necessary preparations.
: You will normaly receive your powers but the more you see and use they will get stronger
: ready for the action
: Copyie?! Dr Willy was right you realy want to destroy everthing but why?
: Cutman wake up you dont want me rock-paper-scisor you right
: It may cut me in half, but I will make you good!
: Hey those bombs that you have do they explode like mine
: Well not now but give me some time and they will be beter then yours
:You shoulda come the day before yesterday! I had some big boom-booms then!
: There's something dangerous up ahead, sir! Oh? Freeze it at all costs, soldier!
: Okay i dont remember you beeing a soldier or having an alternate personality and stuff , but okay
: Well sir , I ... Soldier finish your mission!
: Copyie huh , well with all that lava your fire powers will burn just like mine but my fire is still the flames of justice
: Fireman sorry if i am right you are the only one that your weakness is the classic one
: Fiiiiire!
: Hey, whadja come out here for? Don'tcha have a place near your house for fill-ups?
: I dont get it what do you think your oil will touch me dude i am faster then ya
: Too bad it's gonna get all over you once I'm done!
: Oh Copyie now that is gonna be a battle that i will be able to show all the power of my beatyfull thunder beam
:Okay why do you sound gay or something seriously well ima gonna finish you at ligthing speed dangit thats a cool phrase why i dont get thoes
: Mmm... to watch my beautiful bolts fly to the top of your head... To hear your delightful shrieks...
: Hmm interesting how do you get here so quick
:Well there is that story that i already know you and that i have your and Flashman weapons but well whatever lets go clock boy
: I don't have time to play your games.
: Copyie i am gonna crush like a tin can
:Yeah like that will ever happen ya big pile of muscles
: You big idiot! What'll happen to me if I get fired?! I'm gonna take you down with me!
: Hey, Copyie . I just joined Dr. Wily. Want to join your old man
:Argh realy dude you cant make me think you are rock realy for example that color , that scarf and stuff
: Yeah i am not but i will make you regret refusing
:Hey there unperfect me
:Pft hey Willy are you listening , cause realy that idiot and you said i was not perfect
:Idiot! you are the idiot here thinking you can beat me
: If only I had programmed you differently back then! ...It would have been genius! It's the only mistake I've made in my life!
: Yeah you are right i rock well ready to get kicked Wahwee
: Wha... Why you insolent fool! I will crush you with a loud, loud crunch! Behold, my latest creation, the ultimate combat robot, Wily Machine Number 1! Nuhahahahaha!
: Megaman now it`s time to discover who of us is the strongest of all robots
: Copyie so Willy finaly saw your potential
: Lets go Megaman lets see if you can dodge all my weapons
: Hey there mr prototype how do you think will your shield work against my close range attacks
: Copyie what in the world is willy planing
: After i win your glasses are mine
: Ugh roll what are you dooing here i wanted to fight megaman
: What is the problem i am strong to
: Well atleast give something eat and drink after this and i will let you go without hurting you
: Sup little bro what do you think you and your purple dog can do against me
: You idiot i dont even need treeble to beat the crap out of you
: Dont make me laught even fused you and your dog cant escape the me
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