

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)




(Hang on there, pal. PvP matches are 1v1 only. ...However, if you would come inside, maybe we can arrange something...)
(Rush, call up Beat and tell them to get over here as quick as possible. It’s time to assemble Team RBT.)

(...Alright, kid. Since the other guys are busy, it appears you will have to settle for facing us. After all, it’s the least we can do to pay you back...)
(...For leading a TERRORIST into our home. That’s right, you little RUNT. That Oil Man who ran past you earlier? He came here threatening to burn our entire village down because of a “purple Bass”... And wouldn’t you know it? You just so happen to fit the description...)
(Does he really, though? I mean... We ARE dogs. Color’s not exactly our specialty.)
(Rush, we’ve been over this; I trained myself to be able to tell the differences in colors!)
(I dunno, Treble. It looks more like some kind of red to me.)
(Look, color aside... Don’t you think this is a little rash? I’m pretty sure they didn’t mean to-)
(ENOUGH! It doesn’t matter if they “didn’t mean to”, the fact still stands that the attack was THEIR fault! And WE’RE going to have to teach them a lesson!)
Woah, hey there! We saw this bounty first! And I don’t remember anyone like you being on the Academy’s roster...
Well, we’re here anyways. Sure, maybe it wasn’t to capture an outlaw, but since we’re here... Might as well, right?
I don’t think so, buster! The reward shall be MINE!
(On second thought, maybe stealing that artifact from the museum was a mistake...)
...You called me, sir?
There... Was no progress, sir. I have found Aeon, but you called me back before I could take any action... I’m sorry.
I said there was no progress, and I’m sorry for having failed.
Sorry, si- I mean, apolo- I MEAN. ...It was a part of my personality coding... Which turns out to have been one of the corrupt files you had me debug, right before the coding that had this account’s password.
Did you say something, sir?
Yes, sir.
...So, it's going to be like that, huh?
...So be it, "Reapers".
Look here, FIDO. The fact that Oil Man came here only has something to do with us because we had to BEAT HIM UP. Er, sorry for using your name as a pun, Beat.
What I'm NOT sorry about, though, is what you're gonna go through for assuming that we're 'bad guys' just because Oil Man HAPPENED to be bitter about getting his
kicked by us.
Alright, let's get this started. The first thing you all have to know is...
To NEVER let your guard down.
We should've known it this was a set up!
Yes... and an elaborate one as well. Don't feel too bad, however. Your team's overwhelming stupidity has partial credit where it is due.
You see, not to go on a tangent, but I've been waiting for this opportunity for a long while. Despite how noble you think your intentions may be, they-- along with your lives-- end here.
Why is it us you're after?
Of what use is the reason any use to you? The actions of dead men are of no concern.
You're right. After this, you won't be any concern to us. Because that's what you'll be.
Silence! Your idiotic prattle is of no more importance to me than a grain of sand in the oc--
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...
...
Yes... this will do nicely.
I take it you are the erratic Sniper Joe who claimed this fickle helicoptered Metall as your child, correct? Now, since I know how fond you are of scrapheap-worthy uncouth, I have a bargain to strike for your team..
And why on earth should we play by your rules?
Oh, how silly of myself...
...Because it would be in your best interest if you care for this hideous hard-hatted riffraff.
...State... state your terms.
The rules are simple. Instead of a convoluted battle of eight, one of us from our respective team (me nominating myself), have a bout. if you best me, I, along with my others, automatically forfeit, and you can get back to playing "detective."
...And if we lose?
Worry not. The team members you care about will pay..with their lives, of course.
Careful now, should anyone interfere... the brat of yours will get to taste it's very first sample of Speed Buster.
...




(Yeah, Treble, don’t you think you’re being a little harsh?)
(HARSH!? Who cares if I’m being “harsh”!? Bad guys or not, NO amount of “good intentions” is going to excuse the fact that many robots could’ve DIED because of whatever you did!)
(Treble, you have to admit, you’ve been rather... on edge since this whole “rise in criminal activity” thing had begun...)
(Of COURSE I am on edge! Aren’t YOU!? Criminal activity has been getting worse and worse because of whatever’s happening out there, and despite the reassurance from those Fake Man robots, they’re doing
-all to fix it!)
(That attempted attack on the town is FAR more than likely the beginning of it! The next thing you know, the entire WORLD could be threatened to be destroyed! And WHATEVER these guys did is only fueling the fire!)
(Treble, attacking robots who had nothing to do with what’s going on isn’t going to solve anything!)
(WELL NEITHER IS SITTING AROUND PLAYING SHOPKEEP! You want to quit the battle so bad, then FINE. But these guys need to learn... That their blatant ARROGANCE has consequences.)

(Beat, you too!?)
(Sorry, Rush, but I don’t want to miss out on all the fun! It’s been a while since the three of us did anything together, after all.)
(...*Sigh*...)


See, Sergeant? They’re fine. Can we PLEASE get a move on already?
Alright, I’m going, I’m going.
...
...Sir, I am in position to go for the Cutting Wheel. May I-
No. Do not concern yourself with the minor enemies... Instead, deal with the main threat. It is of great importance that we finish this mission as fast as possible.
Ok, but why the rush?
Just do it. Quickly.
G-got it boss! (Sheesh, I wonder what’s got him on edge so suddenly...)
Right, let’s get this done quickl-
...What just happened.
Why is it raining knives!?
Alright, gang, let’s get ‘em!
(Although my speed has been particuarly lacking, if things go the way they should, if things come to hit-for-hit, This is in my favor.
(If things are the same as they are for us, his Buster should be his main source of damage output. Which means...)
(..He should be fairly vulnerable once he expends all his WE. All I have to do is play it safe and let him deliver the first hit.)
...
Fine. I'll play along with your "strategy."
Go on. Underestimate me. You'll see where that gets you.
Implying you require estimation in the first place is absurd. Now then..
WHY does EVERY person HAVE to target the Glass Cannon first?
Either way, it's not like the Robot Academy doesn't have literal ARMIES of robots willing to potentially lay down their lives in order to prevent MANY deaths from happening.
Besides, I don't see YOU or the other shopkeepers doing anything to solve this apparent "crisis" of yours. Sure, it's not a good idea to leave your stalls unattended, but I bet you'd be capable of some MAJOR
kicking. Hell, I bet Auto has a freaking BAZOOKA that he keeps lying around just so he can shoot the
out of anyone who tries to rob him!


(Oh, PLEASE. Auto is too much of a coward to do ANYTHING. He’d turn tail in the face of a TRUE battle, and that’s why he’s a shopkeeper rather than a member of the Academy.)
(A-as for us... W-well...)
(The truth is, the three of us are actually supposed to be, in accordance to the law, retired. Honestly, we’re probably going to be fined doing this fight in the first place... But it WAS rash decisions that Treble makes like THIS one that made us retired in the first place.)
(HEY, DON’T JUST TELL THEM THAT! You’re embarrassing all THREE of us here!)
(...*Sigh* But, yes. Under the word of the law, the three of us are supposed to be retired... Which, even THAT shows just how little those police bots are actually “helping” in the situation. It’s no WONDER they need the academy to capture criminals for them.)
(As for why the Academy isn’t doing anything... Truth of the matter is, they are. While many of them are out trying to help those affected by what’s going on, as well as taking down as many criminals as possible... There is... ONE team... who’s actually doing their best to get to the bottom of what’s going on... And they’re the best of the best, so...)
(It’s actually what had Rush suggest this whole thing in the first place... Beat has his “Airlines” to help those trying to handle significant happenings, while I made this Bootcamp to help others prepare for said happenings. Rush says it’s the only thing we can... legally do to do our part in helping out.)
(...Though, what a Costume Shop is doing to help, I have no idea.)
(Hey, it doesn’t hurt to be stylish while saving the world!)
(In ANY case... If you’re so concerned about it, then tell me. Are you really trying to help the situation? Or is that leader of yours dragging you into these things for his own selfish needs? Because, trust me, I know an egomaniac when I see one.)
(Well, it helps that you look yourself in the mirror every day.)
(...)

Oh, please. You’re hopeless, Prototype... Given your track record, you may as well be prepared to die... Again, anyways.
Right. This ends now.
Just wait.
Indeed, he has.
Yes, I do.
Indeed.
That is correct.
I actually DO care. Immensely. But whatever gets us out of there faster without having to lose anything.
You do that.
...
...Actually... I’ve probably gotten worked up over nothing...
Still, even if anything conflicting of my goals occurs or not, I think it would be worthwhile to visit the Bootcamp...
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