

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)
I suppose these pests aren't exactly wrong on their assessments
All the more reason to take 'em out
!!
...Tch. The point still stands that we aren't exactly supposed to EXIST in this world.
...As for joining you guys, we can't exactly do that on account of...
...Nevermind. You don't need to know about that.
And YOU. Star Man-looking robot. Don't say our names like you know us or something. The only way you would know who we are is if you were from where we are from.
Believe me... If you were from where WE were from...
...You wouldn't even exist anymore.
...*Sigh* He's clearly not going to be talked out of this... Believe me, I would know. Once he starts a fight, he sees through it until he either wins or loses.
As funny as it would be to just let Phantasm take that damage, I'm afraid there's not exactly anything that will warrant letting that count.
...Hm...
You there. Proto Man recolor.
You look like a good challenge.
Wait a sec... Could it be? Are we ACTUALLY going to have a Ninja Man-Retro fight!?
Holy
we're actually having a Ninja Man-Retro fight! Wow, it's been, what, 5 years in the making? And this version of Ninja Man doesn't even know who Retro is!
(Granted, there's no evidence pointing towards Retro knowing who Ninja Man is, either...)
Oh, who cares! I'm getting the popcorn for THIS one!
... *Sigh* As much as I don't want to fight, it seems I don't have much of a choice... It's either fight here, or never hear the end of it from Ninja Man...
...Guess a little practice won't hurt... How about we make it a good one?
well........YOU CHOSE POORLY!
Look Ninja Man I don’t mean to be rude or anything but if you wanna
me then I’ll
you too
Dude you could have roasted him because of st- *Universal Man Gets Gun* ;-;
Ha! You wish to face me? I bet you can't even take out a Metall!
Carl!
You, on the other hand...
Gah! Cheep shot, prick! Not only hiding behind worthless mechas, but also sticking me to the floor with the weapon of that previously scrapped robot of Light's!
You DO realize that it's most likely these guys don't even know who Dr. Light i-
You think I don't know that!? I do, I just don't care.
Now, how about you come here and face me like a ma- Hey, where are you going!? Why are you going after the Third Wheel!?
Th-Third Wheel?
You know what!? FINE! I don't NEED to fight some rip-off to prove myself!
I MAY LOOK LIKE BASS, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE SOME ORIGINALITY!
Now, then, speaking of Bass look-alikes...
Ugh, RIGHT. I'm glued to the floor. (How does that even WORK on grass!?)
...What are YOU looking at, you helmet-wearing inconsiderate!?
(Urgh,
these dimension-crossing stat rearrangements... In my world, that Metall would've already been dead! ...Then again, it would also be the case in most other worlds.)
(Fortunately, I stealth-bought this from Auto's shop... Which I guess technically means I stole it, but I also left some Bolts there, so it balances out.)
That's what you get for enabling Ninja Man like that... Besides, there's something about you I don't like... You look like someone who used to torture me and Beta... Though, why that is, I am unsure.
...Did he just... One-shot Retro!?
, newfound respect for Sergeant Man...
I already described defeat and the consequences of defeat in Discord... So, to save character space, here's a screenshot of that message!



NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
That’s right Chemical Man... Let’s go for Nin- (coughs) I mean that B * * * * over there
Did you just say the B Wo-
SHUT THE. FU-
Ugh.... My head hurts
Next time I see that son-of-a-gun...
Wh-what...? But... But I’m Wily’s... greatest...
There, there, Ninja... Take this time being beaten to calmly rethink the situation.
Now, then. Since my... Friend (which, a bit of a stretch, really) is down for the count, we can make this a bit of a more friendlier bout.
(Talking to Shired) ...You seem to have a great amount of defense...
...I can appreciate a robot like you who can take a good hit.
Unfortunately, such defense is meaningless if you don’t have the attacking strength to back it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! i got to disable ninja man! also, welcome to the "Defeat Sergeant Man" club, PROTOTYPE-001 and Laser Joe.
Yeah, I can't argue against the fact that I have some REALLY trashy firepower. Then again...
...The edgelord over here has that covered in SPADES.
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