You Go Left And Distract The Mages
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I'LL KILL THOSE MAGES BY MY SELF.
Wow Some Legendary Sword That Was
Finally... Freedom.
SOME HOOFBEAST RIDER HE WAS,A LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHI-
SEE? THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING USELESS! EVEN WHEN I GOT HIT THEY DIDN'T EVEN SCRATCH ME.
OH
Hoo no ya don't.
The proper words are "sealed", "you've", and "shown", respectively. If this "Ch4s3" guy's third attempt at an arc villain IN A ROW wants to be taken seriously, methinks he should learn proper grammar.
Wasn't talking about you, moron. Was talking about your boss.
...Another villain from another world, huh? And he's planning to turn people's negative emotions against us somehow? Good
, this guy's even less original than that Zalgo hack.
(No...! Body gone limp, cannot movement muscles!)
*groans of irritatione*


Seriously, I'm not really that picky (I think) but anything, and I mean anything with peanuts tick me off! So this poor excuse of a ice cream flavor makes me mad to no. Single. END.
Chase seems bent on spoiling the surprise. ...I need to stop slacking off, it's go time.
Didn't know you needed money.
What's it to you?
Eh, nothing I suppose.
Really? After I say I'm broke, you're just gonna walk away after being all buddy-buddy with me?
...Guess I should of asked you if you wanted the job before I walked to my employers over there.
Employers? Job? Hey hold on.
...Nah, doubt you'd take the offer anyways.
Hey. What job are we talking about?
...Well...it's not much, just a PMC in need of men.
A what?
...A traveling party. It's like a bandit gang but bigger. Pays alot more too. You in?
...Are you just hiring anyone or...
Nah, my boss knows about you, saw you in action against Zalgo. Seems to be impressed.
Oh he is is he?
...
...
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Oh. How long you've been there? I've been playing "Bionic Commando: Rearmed" in my helmet.
...A bit rusty on the Spanish, but I got the last part. Who's your friend?
And that should do it.
Finally. I've been looking for ya, it's time to go.
...*sigh*. You guys could of at least helped with fine-tuning it.
Eh, ain't my problem. Come on, I'm sure those UKR scientists can help ya out.
Alright. Jade should at least be able to walk.
(That reminds me. Wonder how everyone's doing without me...
Hello?
Emon! How're you feeling?
Feeling fine. Should be within the week, then I'm out. What's up?
You know that robot we were working on? The frog one.
Torpor?
Yup. Turns out...
It's a success!
But that machine was far from complete. What about the bugs? The visor?
...I...couldn't quite iron all of that out.
You released a non-working robot?
The UKR was fine with it. It did it's job perfectly, just kept it away from bright lights. Thanks to a certain robot, they decided to send the models on a test drive for a few battles they were going to fight.
Wait models? You made multiple?
Well after the prototype was made, I sent it to their engineering labs for them to reproduce it.
THEY made multiple? Did they even consider what it might do to the psyche of Torpor? How c-
...Uh, about that...Torpor's...running on a AUI.*
An AUI?...You mean Automated Intelligence?
I didn't have time to finish the personality of the machine, just the mechanisms. Besides, that was kinda your thing anyways.
Then we're just making war machines. That wasn't why we came out of retirement!
Emon...It was that or they cut our funding. They didn't care they 2/3rds of our crew was gone, they wanted their robot. And...well...WE provided it.
But...that debacle's over with. Now, we can get to the good stuff. When you get back, the improved Torpor can and WILL
Fine.
Great. Hey, get well soon okay?
Okay. Don't overwork yourself just because you're the only one.
Ah don't worry. I'm not entirely alone. ...Hey wait-
Hi Dr. Emon! Hope you get better soon! Thank you for the extra lab coat!
!(Lab coat? Why would...)
...Uh, hey would you look at the time...get better alright? Bye!
Huh. You four are no pushovers!
Of course. The CRN are the best of the best.
And that's why you'll regret trespassing on our property.
Heyy!! I was bored, alright!
Verily. T'is thy boredom and miching mallecho which which shall prove to be thy downfall.
What HE said! I'm gettin 'rrreal pissed off thinkin' people can mess with us without any consequences! First that magenta brat, and now some weirdo rando we've never seen before!?
...
Heh, heh. Well... I'm FAR too busy to pay for whatever wrongdoings you think I'm guilty off. So if you really want to teach me a lesson so bad... you're gonna have to make me.
Thee shall rue this day for the rest of their life...
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!?!?!?!? (No way... Rainbow LOST!?)
I told that muleheaded lummox he was to engage them only with company!
There's nothing you could've done. That guy is way too aggressive with his "Rainbow Pride". He also tends to lose... a lot.
We will not let up, nor give them time to process. You and your siblings will be there to encounter them NEXT.
I have much doubt that they are full on energy after that last bout.
...Got you, B-Man. We'll try not to let you down.
Trying won't be good enough.
...
"Drop in"? really?
I would do it again.
"Butlertype"... the press is going to have a field day with this. Damn you, Will. I'm not certain how, but I know for certain this is your fault.
M-mr. President...?
Right, you. You have my full permission to go about your normal business.
Really? Even after what I've experienced!? What I've seen!?
...It's said that during times of stress, a person reveals their true colors. Even after what you've experienced, you stood strong and remained. So I trust you.
...I see.
Yes... violate that trust, however...
...and I will guarantee the rest of your time on my earth will be hell to pay.
But that would take a special kind of stupid. One I don't think you have. So consider yourself a free man. As free a man as a robot can be, anyway...
Yes, Mr. President. Thank you.
Dammit. If you want a job done right, you've gotta do it yourself.
You know the song and dance. Find Butlertype, and then bring me his head. I don't care who he is. He's not wreaking any havoc while I'M at the helm of this planet.
...
Hmph. About time you give me a task worthy of my being.
Ah man, this already looks like a good day for once.
Right now we don't know if you can be dangerous or not since we have no records of you, speaking of which, I haven't met anyone else...
...do you have any requests you need of now Rho?
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