Huh, guess that plan's out the window.
(Probably gonna need to use some of the more exotic materials I've accumulated if I want this to factor out properly... That's probably gonna include stuff from the Core Shards of some of the Mechas that tried defeating me!)
I'm telling you man, this black stuff is bad news. Have you seen how that new Bikky acted when he accidentally got splashed with it?
Y'know, normally I'd disagree with you here, but I think you're onto something!
Dudes, it's probably just some weird oil. Overthinking things like this ain't good for your health.
Overthi-!? I am at least 99% sure oil doesn't react to negative emotions! If anyth-
Alright, looks like the place to me.
Alright fellas, fan out and locate the source of that energy spike that was detected earlier!
Hey, what do you think you're doing!? You can't just barge in here, skewer everything in like a 5 mile radius, and spawn a bunch of oversized people!
You hear that? ...That's the sound of all my given
s.
... I ain't hearing any of whatever you're describing.
That's the point, moron.
I refuse to be out done by the likes of any of you! It is time for you to join the fray, O Deadlords!
And that's another time travelling pursuit thingy done!
I still have no idea how you don't disrupt the timeline at all User Dave.
We can literally go to a taqueria instead of having to go back in time to eat the exact same taco over and over again.
Y'know Penny, you might be on to something... I want to go back in time to eat my taco ag-
*NO.*
Aww...
So... is there anything *ELSE* you want to do right now User Dave?
I don't know, guess I'll just continue tending the plants!
By the way... where are the ones we brought?
Don't tell me you lost them through time again.
Of course not! Why would I do such a thing?
...
Maybe this piece of paper might know!
Wait where did you get... nevermind, what does it say?
Let's see here...
Ohhh! So Mr. Boss Guy hid them all around the world! I guess it's time for another scavenger hunt!
Why was I built? Just to suffer?
*skidddddddddddd*
'ight mon, wear 'ere
Now it iz time to cohllect da monstar anergy dwink
(Controller Disconnected)
...*moves toward DisplayUsername*
HEEEYYY!!!! WAKE THE @&(# UUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-
(Controller Connected)
Alright I'm back
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(Shoot... no clues of anything so far... nothing that my treasure hunting skills can locate, anyway.)
(Well, then, I might as well get back to the others. I've wasted enough time around this place as it--)
(!)
(Y-YOU!? How's this possible!?)
....
...
....
....
He's here.
And just-a-who--
Koopenstein.
Oh.
He most definitely intended for it to be this way... before, I could not track his location. Now I can. It indeed appears as if this was set up by him.
Well, I'm-a-not worried. For all of ol' turtlebreath's-a-plans, they have a tendency to backfire no matter what happens.
Seems he took a bit of-a-influence from that "Bowser" guy...
Sounds about right.
Just keep your eyes peeled and your heads clear. We have no idea as to what he could be planning...
If it isn't the four thornsmen in my sidepocalypse.... how may I help you all today?
〈LITTLE DEES CAN NOT RUN!!〉
OARGH!
〈Dee with stick...me hear what Dee with stick do to Clockers...〉
〈Me squish Dee with stick, ME GET BANANAS AS TREAT FOR SURE!!!〉
Wait, nonoNONO-
G-guys, I'm sorry, I-I'll think of something, I'll-
〈Stick Dee is not getting away!!〉
'ight wein.
Wait, why are we here again?
YOU MOTHER-
We here to like get like a Monster Energy drink that's like super like cool
Why can't you just buy one from the st-
I ALREADY-
ohno
wait holdon I just bought a mic today lemme just (*bass noises*)
He's here...
*configuring mic*
Alright... there! Hello? Can you hear me?
Sup.
*throws rock at Eternal*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOLY SH-
Who the hell are you two coming in here like that?
GIMEMRIEGJDHSUIHIUSDJT-
Hell naw.
F*inaudible due to quality*
*sigh* Alright, suns out, ice cream to be had, burning daylight, and feels like thigns're gonna be fine.
Alright! Let's do this!
Huh. Feel like I got insulted for a moment there. Probably nothing.
Blast...
Tch.... this is a most ungodly place to reveal my true power... but I have little choice in the matter.
"True power". So you held back.
Muuuuuu....!!!
(Interesting. He channeled the power of "Boss Syndrome" and converted it into a entirely newfound strength.)
(That's certainly new, even to me. I've seen bosses with stages to their might, but never those who amplify themselves with the cheapness they radiate.... but, it looks like neither of those other two know of this ability either. I wonder... if I were to try such...)
My lord will be resurrected yet. I care not for who gets in the way of these plans. For all who do such will receive the same treatment.
Is that so? Then, prove it. Actions speak louder than words, and I haven't all day.
!?
....No, I have not forgotten. I simply can't help but indulge myself in the epic pwnage of these 3 noobs. Although... my attention is wavering, and I'm growing more unimpressed by the second. At this rate, I may be getting started on your desires a little faster than it seems..
?!!?
INFINITE IRISES GUT-WRENCHING PSYCHO CRUSHER!!!!
(He made me take a step back!?...) Sheesh... what an extroardinary technique.
Hahahah! Don't bother making excuses for your defeat! Accept your fate and die by the hands of the Mighty Bison!
....Conceit BLINDS you, scrub. Do not assume you've won simply because--
A most excellent wind blows! A wind of justice, and a cry of celebration!
What ho?!
Your fought with valiance. Rest in eternal slumber...
Ridiculous. How is it now that you three have found this power? I'm leagues beyond any of you ants! This...
ALTERATIONS COMPLETE. HYPER LIMITED HAS BEEN "EUTHANIZED" WITH MINIMAL LOSS OF POSITIVE USE.
Splendid. With the test subject no longer susceptible to what cost him his life in his own world, we are one step closer to preparing the power for ourselves.
But, of course, Hyper Limited alone will not do. Cast this unfinished creature aside. Now that we have the data on how to do what we did on command, we must see to it that we can succeed at doing the same to the other piece of our little puzzle.
And yet, we don't need to introduce ourselves. I believe that says enough.
GAH! That was my favorite armor, you jerks!
Do you KNOW how much blood, sweat and tears- none of which were mine- it took to rebuild that the FIRST time it got broken!?
Far less than zero, I'll let you in on THAT much!
This isn't even my final form... anymore, at least.
Time to weave your obituaries!
...Right. With THAT out of the way...
I can only assume you're the leader of these "Agony Creatures," correct? Or at the very least a powerful affiliate...
So why don't I get to why I'm REALLY here... Starting with YOU.
...
And just what do you think you're doing?
I should be asking you the same thing.
...I... Lost...?
〈You know it, you undead creep!〉
...I see. You are indeed more of a fighter than I had anticipated... Very well. I concede.
But do come back again sometime, won't you? I don't get company all that often... And I would love to have you for dinner sometime.
Right...
Well, I should head back with the others. Feel free to join me, if you want.
〈...Well, it's not like I have anywhere else to be...〉
Well, what else could be done? Without my Pokemon, there is not much else I can do.
And why is this important to you, anyways?
...In due time, Missingno. I will make you pay for what you've done to me. To ALL of us.
...Because if what you're saying about this "demon" is right... Then we have a bigger problem than Agony to worry about now. And if we're going to stop it... Then chances are, we're going to have to work together.
Oh, PLEASE. Whatever supposed "threat" this INFERIOR demon might have, I couldn't care less.
'Course, I couldn't care less about any of this "Agony" stuff, either. But since Beta Shadow's apparently too busy training for a threat that's never going to arrive, he's left me stuck with cleanup duty.
Look, I know how much of a threat Agony can be if left unchecked. But right now, whoever's after Kirby cannot be allowed to succeed. If you're REALLY here to help-
Don't lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut, the Agony dies!
Just listen, alright!? I'm sure that Beta Shadow would-
Well, I am NOT Beta Shadow. Nor am I like ANY of you braindead heroes with your sense of "mercy" or "compromise". And seeing as I am NOT like any of you, I am going to continue handling these problems of yours my OWN way. Which means killing ANYONE I must, until there is no trace of Agony left in this world.
Besides, even when we DO stop this so-called "demon"... What would there be to stop these Agony creatures from being a threat again once it's all over? It'd be better to eradicate them now BEFORE they even THINK to get that chance.
And for you to think they WON'T would be hypocritical of you... After all, I know for a fact that you believe in that very same issue with ME... And believe me, once I finally find a way to surpass the odds once and for all, you'll be RIGHT.
...
...Heh.
Well, I'll give you credit, Devil... You're right about one thing. I DON'T trust you. Never had, not from the moment Beta Shadow decided to keep you around as a "rival".
But still... That demon's still a threat, and these guys just so happen to know more about it than we do. So if you want to kill them... You'll have to go through me, first.
Jazz, wait-!
...
...
...Heh.
Heheheh... Eheheheheh...
EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
...MAN! With your meager power? Face-to-face against my Ikari form, which FAR surpasses it? ESPECIALLY with how much I'd have outclassed you WITHOUT it? MAN, you've got quite the gull! I respect that.
...Fine. In that case... I'll give you a handicap.
Well, here it is. The Impenetrable Mastered Berserk Instinct. In this form, you could blast me at full force with your pathetic little lasers at point-blank, and I wouldn't feel a THING.
...
...If, by some miracle, you can hurt me in this state-
...Wh...
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