WAKA-WAKA... WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA? (What the... Spooky... what the hell is this??!?)
WAKA... (No...)
Ho ho ho ho ho...
You thought you had me for a moment there, did you?
No. You didn't. While you and your family lived the destruction of Pac-Land or whatever the golden fruit were, I'm pretty sure everyone else was left to die.
Now, I'm going to give you a choice.
Either relinquish your soul and join the rest of your people leaving behind your family.
Or die trying to save your people's souls in a vain attempt to try and get through them to me.
....
....WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA... WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (How utterly horrible... if you think for a SECOND I'm going to let you maintain all of these souls AND mine... then you must be the dumbest Ghost I've ever met.)
Huh?...Odd....Could've sworn i put a star up there last time i woke up.... oh well...
Man, after that whole "Scourge" ordeal, whoever comes next is gonna be a snap!
Let's not get carried away. Eggman could have just about anything set up to make things harder for us...
Like that...!
Mighty!
Sonic! Knuckles!
This isn’t good...!
Are you guys alright?
We're fine! It's just... REALLY cramped in here.*
〈TOO cramped if you ask me. But don't worry... I don't plan on us staying here for long.〉
H-huh...? W-wait-!*
...
...Huh. Could've sworn I was going to get shocked...
Uh, yeah, funny thing... My ability is Lightning Rod.*
〈Great. That would've been good to know sooner.〉
Don’t worry, I know how to open these!
Wh-what!? The button’s not working...!
Of course, you vulpinus fool! That capsule is locked... and only if you can defeat us will it unlock!
(That voice...!)
HAH! I can't believe you actually fell for that! I thought for sure that there'd at least be more of you who managed to crawl out of that hole!
Indeed, this was a bigger blunder for you than we had anticipated... but, no matter. The less of you there are, the better the odds are in OUR favor.
And I, for one, am glad that among everyone that managed to escape our little trap, you happen to be one of them, little fox.
Tails, you know these guys...?
I do... Before I met Sonic, I managed to stop these guys from taking over Cocoa Island.** They're bad people who want to conquer the world... They are-
That's enough out of you, meddlesome fox. We'll do the introductions from here!
I am the brains of this group, Dr. Fukurokov!
I am the future successor of the empire, Battle Kukku XVI... But you can call me Speedy!
And I am the leader of this great empire... The Great Battle Kukku XV!
And together, we are...

WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA! (I won't let the lives of every Pac-Person you've killed be in vain!)
Hate to burst your bubble, but you’re far from the worst we’ve faced so far.
Yes, that’s true... We’ve seen your battle against that “Scourge”. And while you never truly defeated him, the mere fact that you SURVIVED such an encounter means that we can’t possibly beat you as we stand before you now.
...As a matter of fact, a friend of yours came by not too long ago, searching for a... “Kooperson”, was it?
I believe the name you’re looking for is KOOPENSTEIN, sir.
Thank you, Fukurokov. In his search for this “Koopenstein”, he sought to speak to Dr. Eggman... And we insisted that he was to go through us, first.
...And he most certainly DID. Which is why THIS time, we were prepared.
Firstly, we’ve of course trained ourselves to make sure we’d be ready for you.
Second, as you could see, the trap. I hope you didn’t just expect us to fight FIFTEEN of you. And trapping the ones who would’ve caused us the MOST problems was a bonus.
Third of all... We didn’t come alone.
I expected you to bring the rest of your empire... But some of these mechas, they’re from-
Gyah hah hah! See, what’d I tell ya? I just KNEW that the little fox was gonna be one of the ones to escape that trap!
Yeah, yeah, we get it, Wulf. You don’t need to rub it in!
Come on, boys. Let’s get this over with so I can take a break.
It’s been a while, hasn’t it, foxy-boy?
I was just WAITIN’ to get my claws on you, freakshow!
This’ll be so much fun! I can’t wait to see how many bits you’ll be blown into, hee hee hee!
Heheh... You’d all better get ready, because you’re gonna feel the wrath of...

Now now, you three... Don’t forget, Witchcart wants that fox ALIVE.
Of course... She never told us anything about ripping off those freakish tails of his.
Witchcart... I knew it! I had a gut feeling from the choice of location for Eggman’s base, and now both the Battle Kukku Empire AND the Witchcarters... She MUST be working with Eggman!
Witchcart... Would this happen to be another villain you fought before meeting Sonic?
No, these came after. I went off on my own adventure and found this island. With all the railways, I first thought this was the work of Eggman... but it was actually Witchcart and her minions, and she was turning the land’s inhabitants into crystals!*
Yes, and you stopped her plans, as well. You meddled in affairs that weren’t yours to begin with, and because of that, you’ve become a common enemy between us and Witchcart...
...And since you’re always helping that blue rodent, that made for a common enemy between us and the good doctor, as well. ...But he’s not the ONLY one who’s helping us. In fact... there’s TWO more who are helping us.
Which reminds me... I haven’t even finished what I was saying earlier... And this FOURTH thing...
...is a gift from one of them.
Those arm cannons... Are those... Busters!?
But, that would imply... But, that’s impossible! Mega Man said-
Hah! If you were really smart, you’d know not to believe everything you hear without proof!
But, if Dr. Wily really is working with you, then why isn’t Mega Man or the other SFRs here? Surely, it’d be part of your plan to lure him here, too, right?
Hmph. Nosy little lagomorph... We weren’t even done plotting when you arrived!
Indeed, our plans of revenge involve more than just that pesky fox and his spiny friend... But, I wouldn’t worry about THAT...
Hey! Let’s quit stalling and get this over with, blast it!
Yeah! I wanna take that flying freak down!
Ah, of course... And we’ll exact our revenge as father and son.
As for the rest of you... you may take whichever of the other two you want. Aim to kill if you want; They’re not as important as the fox.
You can try, but you won’t win!
Yeah! We won’t let you have your way!
Yeah, I'm not a fan of this place, either. Not because it's scary, but because it's trying too hard to LOOK scary, when really all it's doing is making it look EDGY AS HE-
If you're done then get the hell OUT.
I've waited long enough. We're just gonna go in there, and if Lord X doesn't have Fleetway ready by the hour**, we will be moving on without them.
...Wow. Sono yōna ikari...***
Free, finally free after what'd I say is TOO LONG!!!!
Well, well, look what we got here, FRESH MEAT.
Sorry, I don't know... Actually, I don't even know who that is.
I've been checking on him from time-to-time. He's still down in that generic G-Mod map .EXE left him at; It doesn't seem like he'll be leaving it until either BF dies, or he does his part in the plan.
Which would be as the last resort.
Actually, Fleetway is the last resort. To him, Sanic is more... "The very last thing he wants to try."
How come...? Who even is Sanic, anyways?
Sanic is a memetic character, derived from a poorly drawn image of Sonic made by someone a long time ago, and has since went down the path of infamy... And it's this memetic status which Sonic.EXE seems to have a disdain for, which is why he would rather avoid using him at all.
So if he doesn't want Sanic on the team, then why is he?
Because I insisted. I told him was the only way I was going to agree to follow along with this whole thing. Do mind that I am NOT a bloodthirsty killer like everyone else, even if everyone else thinks otherwise. But I just wanted Sonic.EXE to see that there is more to being a "meme" than just being something funny for the people of the Internet to laugh at.
And that's important because...?
...I'll explain it another time.
〈...Hah! I'm not afraid of yo-〉
〈Ok... Getting serious, then.〉
Oh, nice try kid. But do ya wanna see something really explosive?
〈Ow.〉
〈(Right... Seems like I won't hurt this guy very easily, so I'm just gonna have to-)〉
I've been through a lot since we've fought. I won't go down so easily!
Is that so?
Because it seems to me that you went down in an instant! HAH!
Hah! I'm still twice the flier than you are, foxboy!
I'll get back at you for what you did to Mighty!
Nice try, but I've made some precautions to make sure I wouldn't just be done in by some blunt-force trauma caused by a... slight miscalculation.* Problem one: I left myself vulnerable. Solution: a force field designed to protect myself from all sides.
Problem two: The lasers of which I used on the fox were... limited in range and coverage.* Solution:
Improved mobility.
Heheheh! Have a little taste of my sky mines, squirrel boy!
Not good, not good!
Let's see how well you dodge these, cutie!
...Wait, what did you-
Dagnabbit! Get off my ride, you pie-eyed pest!
Why you rassa-frassin'-
Yes, I'm with the...uh...Zuma, zu purā zumapu... 〈Dang it, I keep forgetting this part...〉*
*ahem* Anyway, uh, I believe this is a military site of some sort, which I, uh...I think it means neither of you are permitted here.
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