So, how often do you fight with that spear?
With-wh-what do you mean?
...I mean, uh...well, pretty much all the time. When I fight at all, anyway.
Right, right. I just had a feeling...well, you feel like it ain't working like you want?
...?
...lemme just cut to the chase. I think I've seen you around; you've used other weapons, haven't you?
A few, yeah. Sometimes.
Mhm. See, I'm askin' because I found something interestin'...
I know Kirby uses one of these a lot, but I've never seen him actually come back with one. Dunno if he can even find 'em in this world...
But you've used it too*, haven't you?
So, if you feel like you need a li'l help and your spear ain't cutting it, I could probably make one of these for you!
...are you sure it-
No hassle at all, buddy! If you want it, I'll make it!
...uh, okay then. Please.
And there you go! Lemme know if you need anything else, okay?
Okay.
...thanks.
Any time!
Well, sort of. The first time it would've happened, I suppose I got off lucky because he messed it up...
After that, uh, people have tried. Both with sledgehammer mind control and just subtly trying to manipulate me. But now, I can do something about it, and I do my best not to fall into their schemes. Most recently, this overblown megacorporation is trying to make me some kinda mercenary by dragging me in through a common goal. I'm pretending to go with it, just to use their resources, but since that bastard hasn't shown his face yet, it's basically a paid vacation at this point...
W-what the heck!? what just happened?
There we go... a quick little trip to the asteroid belt and I finally found it.
Fascinating. Delta's small size allows for infinites in this game that simply shouldn't be possible... although, this will surely be fixed in the next patch.
As they say, he is quite the "jank" character.
So I heard about the tale of this dude who rose to become omniscient.... pretty sure that's at least one of you.
I'll be out of your... whatever... in a jiffy. I just needed to know one thing...
...Speak.
Here's the dealio; I'm bored. I'd take another crack at that Wario dude... but I wanna save his hide for later. I won't ask you for someone able to rival me, since I know that's impossible. Just tell me where I can find someone that can show me a fun time.
.....Very well. Your answer lies in...
Yo, whitey! Yoo, hoo!
....Oh yeah. You. What's your deal?
Help a brother out? I've been trapped in this infernal thing for who knows how long by some bad dudes!
Fine. But in exchange, you'll owe me a little favor... but we'll revisit that when the time comes.
Hey, I scratch your back, you scratch mine. But you can't really expect me to return the favor from inside, can you?
Of course not... so then, how am I supposed to set you free from this thing, anyway?
Top right button on the Capsule. Push it, and i--
You're welcome.
....
(Free... I'm actually free. That numb sensation is disappearing by the second... It's been so long, I've almost forgotten how it feels to be alive!)
Hahahahahahah! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! It's really happened! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Yeah, yeah. Now if you're done smooching the dirt, we still have my end of the bargain.
Oh, right!...
...I almost forgot.
Screw that.
I hope you weren't gullible enough to think for a SECOND that I'd go along with your request, chump... I've been waiting for this day for far too long, and I won't let any sucker get in my way!
Tch...! Well, guess I only have myself to blame. I definitely shoulda taken you for a rat--considering how much you both look and act like one.
Very funny, wise guy. But you won't be so quick to make quips after I'm done with you... judging by your appearance, you should make a good enough warm-up for a little test-run.
.... (Shows what he knows. I'm the one using him.... but he doesn't need to know that just yet. Come to think of it... blue fur, red shoes... this guy's almost like...)
Hey. By any chance, would you be Sonic the Hedgehog?
I oughta snap your neck for asking me that... but I'm too happy to care right now. The answer is yes. And no.
....Meaning?
Meaning if you wanna know more, you'll have to eat my dust first!
Now let's see just how right Mr. Q really was.
Beats me.... but I feel something weird after it. Like something's missing... I'm not sure if I'm worrying too much or if I'm not worrying enough.
...
...WAKA...WAKA. (Uh... Meow?)
I'd sayyyy... I dunno, not worrying enough if I were in your boots? Maybe?
I-I mean, if I felt I lost something, I'd very, very paranoid right about now honestly.
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA! (Not if I can help it!)
This place is big... almost makes me feel right at home, down at the KoF tournaments... I just hope there isn't any nonsense going behind the scenes.
....
Sheesh. Make up your minds. Are you going to gonna sign up, or aren't you?
If it was me, I probably would have made these old-school style brackets.. but it's still certainly interesting enough. The opportunity to test myself... I can't wait.
I gotta bucket of chicken and I'm here ta kick ass!
So. Where do I sign up?
Hey Ryo. Been awhile, huh?
...I'm not quite sure what to say.
Our first encounter with Sakarin...well, I can't quite give a number to how much of us it took, what with Sakaros and the general disarray...
...but with how her own power grew, even more so after her unidentified second defeat*, you took possibly the least cautious approach. A gamble, even.
...
...it's not quite that simple.
Her greatest weakness wasn't raw power. It was the one thing that could tell her how to use it.
But she wasn't there for a battle of wits. And if she was, she was just as close to targeting your mind.
...like you said, it was a gamble.
But she would have taken the same approach be it Descant or I, and I think it goes without saying who's more important.
...who would have been missed more if their luck fell short...
...
...you're not a failure. It doesn't matter how vocal or quiet you've been, you've been a serious help to all of us, both as an ally and a friend.
I suppose I can respect how calculated your risks were...
...but more than that, I'm glad you made it out alive.
...
...
Mhm. Next question, to go with that: Has it affected your beliefs? Like, your understanding of how the world works, from your own mind or what others say?
As easily as I could have organized my own competition, to compete with this one...
...why not prove my strength right here?!
...excuse me? I think you're blocking the way.
Hm?
The sign-ups. You're still standing in front of them.
Oh! Indeed, I guess I am!
Be my guest!
Uh...well, I was going to find another paper to sign after I cleared this up, but okay.
I have no interests in trivial attempts at flirtation and seduction. If your goal in arriving is to "pick up chicks", you have chosen poorly and are better off elsewhere.
Nevertheless. Should you qualify beyond the preleminaries and emerge victorious... then I will have little reason to not give you proper attention.
Indeed. Once the time for registration has ended, we will begin the qualifying session.
Robert? I wasn't expecting to see a familiar face here... so, you want to put yourself to the test, too.
Just don't expect me to hold back on you if we end up fighting. After all, you'll always have the Garcia Foundation's insurance policy to fall back on if things go south for...
An incredible energy just came in... for a second, it almost reminded me of dad's. who in...?
...Hmmm... I seem to be in the right location. Oh! Excuse me, gentle--
.....
Oops... did my presence put any danger bells in your head, by chance? I do apologize, if that's the case.
What are you...?
You'll find out soon enough.... Well, maybe you. I could also just fight some other unlucky soul.
....
Oh god, not that guy again.
You keep Yuri out of your mouth, Seaboy.
Well, that's your loss, baby. 'sides,
I already picked me up some chicken on the way here.
So, I just siiiiign...here?
My name's classified, ya know.
...I've never actually signed anything before in my life this is a first
My name is Lydian; I was asked by Jazz to help find the other Agony creatures and bring them here.
Alright, what the hell is even happening around here?
I think that star has the power to warp time... The question is, how are we going to get our stuff back if time keeps rewinding before we even get close?
(I'm not sure if I'm getting anywhere with this...)
(Hmm... If I know Tedd, then if I can just get this guy to step on one of these tiles...)
Right. And what's more- though, I don't know how much you know about him- is that, at least at the time... he was working under Coda.
Didn't know anything about Coda at the time, but I was still quick on the understanding that he isn't good news. So, I tried to stop whatever it was he was doing.
...But then, while we were fighting, he noticed the Inhibitor Rings, and assumed I was holding back. And when he did...
...
...I... Well...
(...)
...The curse that I trapped in these Inhibitor Rings got loose... And spread what I believe you guys call Temporal Leakage throughout all of Wood Zone.
No, nothing of the sort. Not with this guy blabbering on about the meaning of artificial life.
Look, I'm just saying, the only way our lives could be any worse is if we were those immobile Beaks or something.
(Heheh... That was too easy! Now all I gotta do is find a spot where I can teleport out of here, then-)
Ow! Hey, what's the big idea!?
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