...SCANNING...
...ROBOT MASTER IDENTIFIED AS MODEL ASN-001, "Beta Man".
CONTAMINATE ENERGY FOUND. IDENTIFYING...
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...?
...CONTAMINATE ENERGY IDENTIFIED AS: "Dark Soul*".
ROBOT MASTER IS DETECTED TO COME FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION. IDENTIFYING DIMENSION OF ORIGIN...
I don't have time for this-
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...DIMENSION OF ORIGIN FOUND. THE DIMENSION HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS: "Lorule".
...QUERY: WHY ARE THERE DARK SOUL ROBOTS IN LORULE?
I don't know! I don't even know what a "Lorule" IS! Now, let me-
...This may be interesting...
...Still nothing... I'm starting to think that maybe the Agony won't show up here, after all...
...Maybe it's not too late to drop out-
No way. Agony or no Agony, I'm not dropping out of this!
Ninja, we have better things to do right now than competing in some tournament. We need to-
I don't know, Beta... We already came all this way and signed ourselves up.
And besides... Even if there's no sign of Agony now, that doesn't mean that it won't show up at any moment to cause trouble.
...Well... I just hope that Epsilon's search is going well enough to cover for us being here.
:...
Sch. Do what you want, but you'd better hope we're on the same side... for your sake, Crawley.
Please allow us to introduce ourselves.
I am Minor. The man to my opposite side is Major.
We are The General's personal eyes and ears, seeing to things as his right and left hands. You will have an opportuntity to see him later on, but for now, it's time to move on to the next step towards the EAST.
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Qualifications are simple. Defeat the enemy, and you pass. The only condition as that you are under the Equal Attributed Stat effect, meaning that it is just as powerful, fast, and durable as you.
So in other words... it's a skill ordeal.
Been there, done that.
I'll need 15 seconds at worst.
...Mission start.
These fights will be calibrated into scores depending on how you fare. The higher you score, the more eligible you are. If you are defeated by one of these robots, however, your attempt at qualifying will be immediately disqualified.
...I don't like that. Martial arts has nothing to do with arithmetic of any kind.... ah, whatever.
If Ronald McDonald actually managed to acheive his true goal... we can assume he'll be stronger than ever. His Ran Ran Roo was already enough of a threat before. I'm not even sure if my New Rewind Time will work.
And things'll only get more and more hectic if we let them-- especially him-- stand in our way... so whaddya have in mind for the clown?
Burger King still owes me a favor for rewinding the "Foot Lettuce Incident" and keeping him from going out of business. I got in touch with him while we were watching Walter fight his dark copy.
So what, then? Is going to help fight against Ricky McDicky for us?
......Not exactly.


























Alright, fight smart, that's the plan.
(Robots are sort of a pain to fight. It's not that they don't have weak points, but they don't share the same ones as humans do.... However, it's still not much different from fighting man-to-man... All I have to do is hit them until they can't get up.)
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(WAKA-WAKA! WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA... WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA!) ((A-another! And I'm getting deja vu from how it acts... I have to stop this one before any more arrive!))
Urgh! Nothing has been going right!
That Hydra lady probably hates my guts because I crashed into her place uninvited. A big threat was supposed to arrive, but that's a bust. And now this... whatever just happened... happened!
Maybe I shouldn't have ditched Vy like that... I basically left her and told her to go learn without me. I should've been more involved.
What are you doing? you should be dead! destroyed! obliterated!, what is this?
Oh this? Just something i've been holding back for a very long time, you should be proud of yourself Icos, you're the first person to ever truly witness my....Caos Ceniciento form, the pinnacle of my own power
I wouldn't even bother, my magical prowess is beyond compared at this point, your pathetic counterspell will do nothing to me.
no, NONO! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU VILE DEMON
THIS ISNT WHATS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
It's over Icos. You, and your council, have lost. And I'll make sure you never get the chance to make your dreams a reality.
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I'm afraid your little show, whilst impressive, has come to an end, goodbye you filthy vermin. I'll see to it that your friends suffer horribly.
(It's my best chance! If I'm going to put a stop to her, it'll be here!)
!?!
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...Ugh... that truly was a troublesome ability from back then... but you won't be settling things like that!
Wh-whuh...!?
(I just have to hold out a little more...!... She's super resilient, but I guess that's what I should have expected from a Smash veteran like her ma--) Ack!
....
You lack focus. Perhaps you'd be a formidable foe with the skills you posess... but without discipline, all you're doing is spinning your wheels.
Nngh.... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh!!
I was surprised a few times. But that is the most I can say for the likes of you.
...No......




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Oh. Das gotta be what the equalizashawhatchamacallit feels like.
Damn, you guys are slow! You LIVE like this?????
Mission start.
Oh, right. Yeah, this'll be quick.
Think fast, chucklenuts!
!?
Heh.
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