...You can't run forever, Reaper, I know you're going to tire yourself out with these portals eventually.
Enough.
D-do you think we did enough? like he asked his to do?
We can only hope, This is the only chance we had.
It's over, I'd say you gave it your best, and that i find it respectable how much resistance you and your friends have put up, But i don't approve of lying, You never had a chance from the beginning, like the common wasp, you only existed to be crushed beneath our might. Good riddance.
GHRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....! You- You- You fuhRGH... really... yourgh... you...... really.......... y- you... ghhhhhhh....
...
So, what did you call me here for, and why are we the only two working on this?
...I ACTUALLY WANTED TO START BY SAYING HOW LONG IT'S BEEN.
That it has; all the more reason I assume this is serious, with how long the "Clockwork Alliance" hasn't been a thing.
YOU TALK LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ALL DAY, AND IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM YOU, IT'S THAT YOU HAVE AS LONG AS YOU NEED.
Just give me the job.
I'M SORRY, WOULD YOU CARE TO REPEAT THAT?
...apologies. I haven't heard what our plan is, though.
YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU SEE IT. JUST FOLLOW ME.
...
...not what I'll mean. I'll stop beating around the bush:
I thought I knew what "darkness" and "light" were. That "darkness" was the shade that cooled you down, and "light" was the blinding flame that not much could come from.
...and then I learned what they used to mean to me. Before someone used me. The complete opposite, except I was still closer to the darkness.
But that's not what either of them are, are they? Symbolism be damned, darkness and light aren't the sign of who someone is.
So when someone lives by darkness, and they believe it means something, where does that leave them when it doesn't mean anything?
Hey, I've met Beaks with respectable positions. The transportation methods make it complicated, but-
N-never mind, I'm sorry to bother you, have a nice day.

(Have to beat him... if I can't do that, I'll be stuck like this... maybe forever! That's bad...)
(...really bad... what if I lose and go home... and come back to Elizabeth as a baby weakling loser... and Vy...)
"Infinitely my superior" my ass... what on earth happened to you? You're hardly even worth paperweight material.
O-ow... that hurt. It's not my fault! All my power was canceled out by this-- this weird weed residue thing, and I--
Save it.
....
The entire reason I agreed to psycho-hellish training, endured you putting me on hold, and leaving me with your weird spawn is because I wanted to be like you. You were someone I look up to.
Well, it's more like "looked up to" past tense, now that you're just plain weak. I could literally blow air and kill you. I have no use for a Master who's a pushover... or more accurately, pushed over.
See you... Mr. Walter.
Ghuh--! Wawa, I'd be ruiiiiined~!
Doobie.
(I thought he woulda transformed by now.... Is he tryna' guage my ability first, or's this punk just not takin' me seriously? If he wanted to, he coulda already tried to make a break for it. Shoot, easier for me.)
These ain't do much, but they barely hafta to disable you.
D-doh! So were you baiting me into attacking you so my HP would go even lower?
Nah, I actually downplayed you there. That kinda technique takes legit skill. 'Sides, 10/10, .1/10, you'd probably be done for either way if u get hit once.
You ain't keepin' this up for long, with only 3 effective techniques.
It's not that I don't have more. I just want to get your friends out of the way first. Five-on-one makes this kinda tricky.
D-doo...
...bie.
Amn. Waste of my dang WE... Or would it be STA instead, since I'm a human...?
Ghhhhk!!
SEIRRRYUUUUUUUUKEEEEEN!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, that move takes a lot of energy... I can't use it very often when it consumes so much WE... Or would it be STA instead, since I'm a human...?
I guess it won't matter, I might be SCRD...
I was saving this for somethin' else... but that attack of yours was so strong, I guess it scared me inta' this state.
...So, I wasn’t exactly listening to that thing’s monologues, what exactly was it supposed to be again? An eldritch abomination, a bunch of ideas that never happened for some reason, an average JRPG superboss?
...Hm.
Level 25
Wait what’s going on, this has never happened befo-
Ohohohohoh, now THIS is the good stuff!
I’m gonna guess that this means I can use entire cores to enhance my hardware directly now, that’s DEFINITELY a plus if you ask me!
But this is only the tip of the iceberg... I just need to upgrade myself a few more times, and then I'm gonna get you, Gamma Miser*!
Haven't used this in at least over ten years.... back when the MLG was at its best. You're somethin' else, to make me resort to usin' my Dank Mode.
You're welcome!
Foo'. I said Dank, not danke.
But wutever. Since your last "hurrah" ain't exactly pan out well for you, there's only one thing left to do.
Looks like I'm out of any other options for real now...
!!
!!
Ouch! My nose, dammit!
Still livin' up to your catchphrase, Cena.
Haven't seen ya since Wrestlemania XXXII. Did Chris Rock put you up to this?
Whaddyou think, O Wise One? I conveniently appear not too long after he gives ya'll a warning, and mess with your golden boy over there. Cud it be a cruel twist of irony? A coincidence? Perhaps all the constellations alignin'?
Alright, you've made your point, smartass. Damn.
Uh...
You did well, lasting long enough against him even with your stats reset to buy time. I'll take it from here. I'll beat him and get your stats back.
...Okay. (Things were just starting to get interesting, too...)
Before we do this, can you at least answer as to why you sided with him? You're a chill dude, even for the Illuminati.
I was promised an infinite supply of Weed.
Ah. Yeah, that makes sense.
...Do you feel that? The crushing feeling of defeat,knowing that there's absolutely nothing that you can do to stop it, That everything you’ve done up to this point will be reduced to nothing, it's utterly amazing, it's the best part of doing what i do, you wouldn’t understand, with how feeble minded you are, I suppose even an insect such as yourself can at least understand and be thankful for the mercy i bestow upon you, that you won’t be around to see your world torn apa-.
Ohhh man! Im sorry, im sorry, i’ll stop laughing during your big evil winning speech, it's just *snort* You’re just so ridiculous! Your plan is weird, i mean, destroying the world and everything in it? Just because “hurr durr we don’t like it that way”, and you’re just *snort* expecting everyone else to go “oh yeah that's a great idea, lets allow the Insane control freak to tear down EVERYTHING we love and replace it in their own image!
Well! It doesn’t matter what anyone thinks, and it's not like they can do anything to st-
OOP! HERE THEY GO AGAIN! God you're hilarious! I’d recommend you change your job from B-list villain with delusions of grandeur to court jester if you weren’t going to die in a few minutes! You really think no one would try and intervene? your entire council has had trouble dealing with Alfonse *snort* Alfonse for Nagas sake! and look at you! You look like you're about to kick the bucket just from chasing t-me alone!I think even HT would give you trouble-
You wanna know the best part, the biggest punchline to this joke? It’s you, Icos. Even if you did win, even if you managed to beat every single person in the chaos zone, managed to fix up your broken machine, and warp reality to the point where it collapses again, and rebuild it exactly how you want it, do you expect that people just won't rebel? It's inherent in human nature, Face it, dice head, you were always destined to fail, no matter what. And when that happens, you’ll have Nothing, you’ve devoted your entire life to a cause like this? Quite a sad experience if i’d say so myself. But hey, what do I know.
I mean, come on. You obviously know my strength, even if you don't want to admit that you're hopelessly outmatched. Did you really think a minor case of getting killed would hinder a Reaper? Or are you just in denial of your fate?
All your preparations, all your little plans, gone to the wind. Your base of operations, breached. Your delusions of grandeur? If they haven't crumbled by now, you're even more pathetically stupid than I thought!
Like, seriously. SERIOUSLY. You MUST'VE caught wind of so many other, stronger sons of bitches coming to wreak havoc in my world-- did you never bother figuring out what exactly happened to them?
Well, you're about to.
I’m just as much of a clown as you are!
Missed me!
You should really invest in a better weapon, that mace looks a bit too flashy to be effective!
Oooo! And there we have it ladies and gentlemen! Three strikes and you're out! Now let's see what our wonderful guest has won from that shocking display!
Behold! Your prize is your death at the hands of several aggravated heroes! Go and get ‘em!
You are all, the most annoying insects… THAT I HAVE EVER FACED.
You. Pegasus girl. You are nothing but an anomaly. Dying again and again, but given so many chances to come back, Oh how lucky you are.
Lets see what happens when you die again, shall we? Don’t worry, your precious pink haired friend will join you soon.
Oh narcian, i don’t think i’ve ever seen such a waste of space like yourself, it's quite impressive really, a cowardly general thats so bad at their job, the only time they stay and fight is when the luxury of power is threatened by a bunch of Children, and even then, they are killed by those children!
And what's even funnier? You’re somehow ever WORSE then any other narcian EVER!
Askr was a mistake for you, you’ve grown soft, you view people as “friends” or “companions” rather than the cannon fodder they truly are,It was the one thing i respected about any other narcian i’ve witnessed, but you have NOTHING, YOU ARE A FAILURE, AMONGST FAILURES..
COME ON, SAY SOMETHING, BEG FOR YOUR LIFE, INSULT ME, ANYTHING,SPEAK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SHATTERED EGO WITH YOUR STI-
Your little cabal isn't special. This fate is all your empty threats are worth.
You can go rule Hell when I send you down there.
Oh, wait. You'll fuck that up, too.
NOW!
YOU’LL NEVER DEFEAT ME, I’LL KEEP COMING BACK, I’LL ALWAYS TORMENT YOU TILL THE END OF TIME, I AM ICOSAHEDRANNIHILATOR, THE FUTURE RULER OF-
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
...It’s over…It’s finally over.
Now then, let's get it done with. My Dank Mode won't last forever now that I've activated it.
...You'd tell me that, knowin' I could just stall for time.
'f course. I'm far stronger than you in ya present state... and I know all about the drawback of your Super Cena 3. Frankly, I ain't in the mood to play any shenanigans. Whoeva wins, wins.
....
Yeah, I'm down for that. I don't really care much for melodrama at this stage, either. Let's just make this easier on ourselves and hit each other with what we got without any tricks.
Well... uh... that's still some pretty thick symbolism. I'm not sure how to feel about all that, but...
Look. Did you believe in what the darkness stands for? Then there's nothing stopping you from continuing to stand for that.
And if you don't? That's okay! You'll find your own path in life! Look to the past, see what sticks out to you as good or as bad, take those feelings to heard and... well, I don't know. Try to find yourself a place in the world, I guess?
But it's hard to find one you like just like that, and everyone's going to give you different advice... just another thing you'll have to figure out on your own, I suppose.
But you can do it! Everyone can if they try!
Ahaha! We did it! We killed Icos! We survived! aha ha ha…Oh man did you see that last attack, i put everything i had into it! Ha ha ha….. I can’t feel my left arm anymore…
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