You little-- quit being a pain in the
and fight!
That's a problem? I thought someone of your preferences would be used to that kinds of pain.
DRRRRGH! (No. He's just trying to get a rise out of me. I'm better than that, and I'm better than him. And I'll prove it.)
...But since you're so eager for a beatdown, I'll oblige you. But rest assured. It'll end the same way as before.
Tch! You have no idea just how wrong you are!
What's wrong? Afraid of fighting back? And here I thought I'd find a challenge!!
Don't misunderstand, you'll get that and more.
You're beginning to bore me, you know. I'll bet even Butler would be a better fight than this.





















Looks like you're not as special as I thought. You're just a weakling who relies on luck.
...Alright, then. How lucky would this be?
URGH!
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(...I don't quite know where everyone else is, but I can feel the violence going on. I believe in them, but I also have a feeling something very dangerous may happen.)
(...I have to hurry. I need to diffuse the situation before someone-- anyone-- gets hurt.)
Vroom vroom! (Wait up!)
*Sipping some tea* Hmm... no opponents so far, i'll be waiting for them.
Hold on, do that one more time.
...
Okay, that's definitely not what I was picking up from Rumia's dark attacks...but that also doesn't match what I was got recorded of Xehanort.
Uh...Rika?
I dunno, there's something about this darkness that's...pure?
Rika, you should probably-
Not now, Dangan. Anyway, it's acting like it'd do what light magic would do.
Rika.
Dangan, just gimme a sec! I'm talking, like, light as in Hope Energy, holy magic, typical white mage-
AUGH!
That's what you get for not paying attention the first time you made me do it.
...fine, I probably did deserve that, whatever.
But back on topic. Whatever Vanitas DS has here, he clearly got a taste of something more than the Empty Core. Probably explains what Dangan said you said about light and all that.
He didn't tell you the half of it.
If I told her the half of it, we'd be here all month.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ugh...where did lost little person g-
Gee, you've been keen on looking for me, haven't you?
(D-damn! I didn't think his Sei's perception would be good enough to perceive even that!)
Checkmate.
(Some thing got to do.. SOME THING GOT TOS DO!!)
Come on! You've gotta do better than that to hit me!
Just how fast is this guy?
Don't worry! I'll show you guys just how much less bite than bark this guy's made of!
HYAAAAAH!
Head on, huh? Game on!
Mada mada!
...Uh... do-over??
Teme...!
Ugh. Can you not keep toying with these guys? Butlertype sent us here for a reason.
Relax! I'm only trying to get some fun out of this.
Oh, sure. Because nothing says "fun" like being smothered with instakill spikes.
I had it covered--!
Just a little bit longer, guys!
...(Isn't he supposed to be in that "Legend" state?)
(I don't think we should question it.)
Save the chit-chat for later. We've got a mission to do.
...Oh, yeah. I forgot you were here. And a thing.
...Are you ever nice to anyone?
He's not. He's truly, truly not.
Wh- I can be nice!
Could've fooled me.
I'd hate to interrupt your banter, but I could really use some help getting L back on his feet at least.
I'd like to help, really; But I don't exactly have any supportive abilities on-hand, as far as I know.
Same goes for most of us, if I'm not mistaken. I'd assume Lydian has some, but I'm unsure if any of those goes towards healing.
I do have Time Accelerate, but that just speeds up time for myself and allies; Not really useful for recovery purposes.
Me!
....YO WHAT-
Time man (T)
Dunno how an ordinary Empty Core managed to cause Zalgo to go bat
insane, even though I'm pretty sure most incarnations of him are villainous, but I'm afraid your reign of... Whatever you're trying to reign with ain't gonna last much longer.
Besides, since I missed my chance to do anything big last arc, I figured I might as well make up for it by wiping whatever you are out of existence.
Also, just so you know, there's already an entire DIMENSION called The Void, by the way. Might wanna get yourself a less confusing name.
And in case you're wondering how I got here, the answer is "
you, that's how".
Hey ugmo, I heard you're made of antimatter.
Yeah, no. I'm afraid you're stuck here with me. This thing prevents either of us from
ying out until one of us dies. I don't care if you JUST came back, y'ain't talking your way out of this beatdown.
By the way, calling yourself the "god of empty" only puts you at the same level as a Reaper at best. And I ALSO happen to be a Reaper, so, do the math. The name "Emptiness" is pretty cool though, not gonna lie.
Seriously!? What an absolute buzzkill.
Alright, ill just keep talking using this narration, lemme just...
T-time man? who are you talking to?
IT'S TIME TO Y- WAIT. DID IT JUST VANISH? BULLSHIT I SAY. BUT, THERE IS ANOTHER GUY HERE SO
WANT SOME FAZBUCKS OR SOMETHING
By the way, I've got a total of three type-based immunities, just so you're aware.
Nah, I'm good.
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