...
HYAAAAH!
Drrrgh! Meddling pest!
Urgh! Unhand me, you brute!
Not a chance.
Where is your false bravado now!?
Urgh!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
WAKA-WAKA-WAKA-WAKA. (I'm no coward like you, Spooky. Only you would try such a tactic in search of avoiding a fair fight.)
Owie, owie ouch! I could've sworn I got the hang of that backflip maneuvre.
Yeah? Well, I think you're wrong! I can totally do it! You just... haven't seen it!
...
And that is what happens when you mess with the awesomest of the awesome.
Wait a second... what the hell is this? Why am I all explodey and stuff?
You mean you can't even tell what you're doing? You really are dumb.
And you just as he. Now, scatter. I'll withdraw this wretch's head from his weak body, just as I have been tasked to do.
Not so fast. I don't care what the stupid, good-for-nothing, ignorant president tells you to do. This guy robbed me. And I'm not letting anyone have their way with him until I get what he stole from me back.
...Then I shall give you the same drubbing I gave you off of this planet.
That won't be happening. Because neither of you will get the chance to harm any more innocents ever again!
False! You are blinded by insolence!
Alright, why not show me how insolent I am!?
LEROOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!...
...
Alright, I have toyed with these nuisances enough. It is time to enact that plan....
...I see. But as a reminder, you are aware, correct? That although this will provide great power... it will also put both of our souls in the same body.
Yes. I am aware of this.
Hmmm. In that case... you know what you must do.
...
The spell card, Fusion Recovery.

Now... I activate Polymerization.
Now, prepare to reel in anguish!
!?!
What? Too scared to attack? Yeah, that's what I thought. Pansy a-
JESUS, WHAT THE HELL, MAN!?
No, this is impossible!
Now, then... perhaps you three should have evaluated your likelihood of success more acutely.
What in the fresh pits of that one shadow realm place I heard of once did I stumble upon here?
Well boo-hoo to you since those things were the only things that could stop me. And since they're gone... I'm able to abuse every second of this fight to be in my favor
BATTER UP!
TITAN DWEEVIL: The one and only Mandarachnia gargantium of the Dweevil family with especially violent tendencies. Managed to hook itself up to a long abandoned computer and learn, history or something.
Hey, boss... you alright? You're lookin' a bit... distracted.

Something wroooong?~
I'm fine, thanks.
Well... this is it. This is our kingdom come. This is our kingdom c--
Finish that sentence, and you can go find that Butler freak without Limbo privileges. And without both of your legs.
So what are we waiting on again?
Nothing. It's time to--
Hmm... I believe this--
...
.....This must be a visua--
...
...
.....thismustbeavisualsoftwareupdatewhichallowsmetorecievedifferentypesofca--
Contrived.
AUGH!
Gh...you're a persistent lummox, aren't you?
Not like you worry me. Showing fear's my specialty.
THE INTRUDER CANNOT HURT THE MASTER.
!!
Right. Those two are taken care of... next up... oh, right! I was planning to try out
S n o o k e r .
Really? Really? One job. You guys had one.
?
Surely you don't intend to blame everything on us.
No. But this has now reinvigorated the worries people have had in the past. And this time, one of them will be immortalized with your face. You think that's something that can just be ignored?
And despite the mandate not being out yet, I thought you would have the decency to worry about yourselves and not involve others into this mess. ESPECIALLY non-approved nobodies.
HEY!
Mech-tenant and Rock I can let slide. But Soul? Now, that's just in bad taste.
HEY!
I'll cut to the chase. I had one person on the job, but at this rate, it seems like he won't be enough as-is. So you all will be there to stop Butler, too.
We... were going to go there anyway?
That's nice, but this time I'm telling you to do it, so your actions actually hold significance.
And you four. As soon is this is over, we're going to have a little talk. Don't disappoint me further.
...So is everyone ready?
I guess. But if President Walter's own right hand man can't do the job... perhaps this won't be as much a breeze as it looks?
Doubt.
Ohoh, no you don't. This is my method of travel. I'm the first thing people are going to see. And I'm going to be the guy who get's the last bolded sentence in at the end of the post.
We don't have time to waste, Soul.
...Ugh, fine.
Get trolled.
(Now is the time! If I defeat Pepsiman, I'll have the power necessary to destroy Prototype and his allies!)
Using the True power of Szechuan, I summon a call upon the fatal four horsemen of McDonald's powerhouses, with might unrivaled by all!
What's wrong, Ronald-kun?
STOP! You violated the law!
I'll steal it... No one will ever know!
It is written: Die.
ABSURD... TO SUMMON SUCH POWERFUL ADVERSARIES ALL AT ONCE... THIS IS PART OF THE POWER THAT YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING?
I had sought entertainment. I am now satisfied. With that, I no longer have any use for you... other than to feed on the depths of your very strength itself.
!?
COOKIE!!
Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
(Don't stop me now!) I'm having such a good time; I'm having a ball~.
Ghhh!
Uhhhh, yeah? why do you ask?
What is this place?...
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