Chunky! You okay?!
M-me okay. Me just...don't know where mean scary mirror is...
Hang in there, buddy. If they won't speak up, I will.
THE.ALIENS.MUST.NOT.DESTROY.THE.CONFI-
Look, I think we can all agree actually world-hopping to scout Zalgo's place is a bad idea and a waste of time.
Vani-DS, we have nothing we can use for "the tyranny of light" or whatever you said in knowing where you're from. So just tell us what you remember.
...
...Okay. No offense? Just throwing it out there, mi amigos? But I'm beginning to think you tipos have a very un-muy bueno opinion of me.
Golly gee, what clued you in?
It doesn't matter what you say to us. We're here to get rid of you for good. Not entertain your... weirdness.
Baby, you know you like it.
STOP IT!
Fight back. It's not as satisfying hitting an idle target.
Oho. In that case... be gentle with me, won't you?
No.
I said fight back.
...
WOAH. Now that is a busy weekend, if I ever saw oooooo
OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Look, buddy, you seem like a decent enough... dice being? and I know your probably just 'protecting time streams or whatever', but quite frankly, I have no idea if your just trying to manipulate me into being part of your dozens of reality warping murder servants, so option A is out of the window, and I'd rather not be stuck in a cell for the rest of my life, So there goes option B, so I'd like to take option C.
I-i wont let you hurt her! You won't lay a finger on my allies! I'll, I'll, I'll.....
|Lights out, pal!|
|ERR... OR... SYSTEMS... SHUTTING...|
|...|
|...Right. That's one problem down. Now, problem #2: Finding out where exactly I am-|
|(Oooof course. I knew I'd end up back in this world at some point.)|
...So, Pikatron has failed to crush that electric rodent... disappointing, but expected. At the very least, I now know that my Ultra Wormhole Generator works.
Hm... It appears the device is still on cooldown. No matter... With that rat and his two-tailed friend out of the way, even with the rest of his little friends still around, getting a Shining Agate** to remedy this problem should be an easy task.
...The Chaos Zone. A realm of infinite possibilities... But what is most important to me is its advanced technology. The technology of this world is... primitive, to say the least.
...But if I can create things like Pikatron or a literal portal across dimensions with the technology I have now... Then one can only IMAGINE what a genius of my caliber can create with the technology Chaos Zone can provide. If I can just get my hands on some of that world's technology...
*sigh* You know, I didn't know how boring it is without anything happening.
Woah! Hey, I though you guys were at the park.
We were, but something happen at the park.
Like what?
I'll tell you what happen.
What was that thing?
Watch out!
Hey...you okay sir?
Let's get out of here!
...And that what happen.
Great, I knew something bad is going to happen again.
...Is that really it? That was... easier than I'd have imagined.
No, it was no good. He's only playing with us. Like it's some sort of game. If I had to guess, I'd say we hardly hurt him at all.
I... I feel very dominated by an asserting force right now!
Not bad, kid. But it'll take more than some peanut damage to get the job done. That wasn't even fifty-percent of my power! Get gnomed!
Ooh hoo hooh hah hah! Ooh hooh heeheehah!
I mean I wasn't being literal, but whatever floats your boat.
Whaaaat. The f
.
Oohello'ere, chum!
Dude, what are you DOING!? You're SHAKING!
I-- I couldn't if I t-tried! I'm a gn-gnomophobe, man!
That gnome will end up just the same as you, Vaati. Your actions--
Ooh hoo hooh hah hah!
...Your act--
Heeheehah!
To hell with this.
Commander!
Uhhhhh... maybe we should try to talk to the gnome instead of fight? That seems more reasonable.
We tried it your way, already! We're taking this thing down by force!
Doesn't matter... HOW many blows you shrug off... I'll just.. come back even STRONGER--
What have I agreed to.
ah, i see. That's the spirit you need for jobs like these!
chordison, would you prefer to wander around this corpus for now? the procedure will take quite a while, about eight hours.
Alright, I'm going to go look for the body shop, I guess, then check up on my application.
Wh-?!
Phew...I was getting worried.
Wait, where's the-what happened to the...?!
What, about the blocky robots?
Yeah, I...don't have much of an answer either. I woke up and your computer said it was the 11th...and all the "Metaverse Enterprise Solutions" messages were gone. I asked Doppler and he still hasn't given me a concrete answer on where the Confines even were.
...how long was I out?
About a week. I had to bring both of you back to the shrine myself, and it took like three days for Sanae to wake up...
Oh hey, that reminds me.
Anything seem weird up there since we left?
Someone changed the sign...I think it was the robot with the axe again. Gonna get to hunting them down!
I'll join you in a second, just talking to Kanako!
So, uh...yeah, guess we got that to deal with. Talked with Kogasa and apparently she had a nasty run-in with someone with some...I think it's whatever Disast-R Oil uses, or something like that.
...
...so, we're probably going after the Concept Bots first, after that you wanna check what Kogasa mentioned, or...?
Keep me informed about what Doppler says. I'll be looking into it as much as I can while I keep the shrine managed.*
Everything's in place, barrier's secure, back door is locked...I think that's it!
My directives are to stay with and secure VIP from hazardous situations. This location, although unknown to my records, seems to be a safehouse.
I'm almost...there? This isn't-
so, you want to go on your own, then?
it's quite easy to get lost, so... Take this. We use chips like these for communication within the conglomerate.
you should be given your own once you start your job, but for now use my spare. I've already marked down a few locations that would be worth taking a look at.
I mean, nobody said you can't join me.
I'm pretty sure I have nowhere to put this in, anyway.
oh..
quite perculiar, i expected you to have a port of this kind
let me lead the way, then! we can get that sorted out along with your battle damage.
They're joking right? they keep people who can twist reality to their will in places like this....and they use iron bars?? i mean, shouldn't complain, Lets me escape easily!
What.
A-alright! this is fine, fine,fine, Everythings fine! i'll get out of here soon enough and everyone will be ok and i can just si-
Aha! i knew their plan wouldn't be perfect! let's see here....
Huh, Well i suppose having some company wouldn't be too bad, still a bit odd considered what i've found so far.
"
Payment card?
right.. Yes, give me a second.
that's for two.
Transaction complete.
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