ACH! VHY?! D'OH! OW! HATE! GREEN! SO MUCH! OWWA! ECH! EEP! DOU! PAINFUL! MISTSTÜCK! SHEISSH! AGH!
And nevuh come back ya hear!? Did I do good boss?
Splendidly Lever. Spledidly.
I'm g'not a g'nelf.
I'm g'not a g'noblin.
I'm a g'nome! And you've been--
*shaking noises*
...
*shaking noises*
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*shaking noises*
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F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FOR THE L-LOVE O-OF GOD! SOMEBODY H-HELP M--
GNOOOOOOOOOOOOMED~!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(How's he even gonna hit me if he can't see 11 feet in front of-)
Oh, hey Dash.
Who are you?!
...I admit I was expecting someone much more worrying when I said that.
No, it's fine. Sorry I startled you!
I just wanted a favor.
Could you look after this for me? I'm having trouble finding a good place to put it, and I want to make sure it's safe...
...Isn't it safe to keep it where you live?
Well, heh...that's the thing. I haven't found a place to live yet. I'm sure I'll find someplace, but-
Wait, you don't have anywhere to live?!
Why didn't you say so in the first place? I'd have been happy to set up a place for you here! Just as long as you weren't about to cause any trouble...
..gee, thanks. But I feel like I probably would have been trouble, so-
No, I didn't mean like that! You don't even look like someone who knows how to cause the trouble I meant.
Come on, I insist!
...well...
I guess it wouldn't hurt.
YOU'LL BE A G'NONER WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU! ANTI-BURST FLASH!
Really? You guys let Scale have that one.
It doesn't matter which one of us ends you! As long as it's permanent!
Ah. That also brings me to my next proposition.
Everyone, let me borrow your Hope. I'll end this madness.
H-how do I do that?
Just think of what you really hope happens. And hope for it a lot.
Uh... I'll try..
Vaati? The hell? How's he back here?
Sorry, who? I hardly recognize anyone in this dumb bunch. Other than Team Emotype...... but the one with the goofy-hat and lummox facial expression looks familiar.
Ya mean Crimson Man over there?
Wh-- CRIMSON!?
What? You know him?
KNEW him?! We were pals back in the day! We even signed up for a Tournament together! We trained our keisters of, and we even--
It got canceled didn't it?
Obviously.
Come on....go through....
Alright, look, i don't know how much time ive got for this but Mighty, HT, and whatever fire emblem picked up Breidablik, I, am in serious trouble, some weird dice guys showed up after you obliterated doc scratch, and they're saying something abou- that part doesn't matter whatever it is I'm in some weird dungeon or whatever and i wanna go home,and i think the dice people are plotting something, so watch out fo-
...Crud. Alright, i think im gonna have to hide, Just, stay safe, Closest hero, round up the rest of the order and try and get to the inventory if you can, Thats where tailtiu and the others are, Ht, I pressed a button so hopefully voice mail isn't tricking me, and mighty you need t-
AM THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh... this' gonna be long day... anyways, I, and that psychopathic lagomorph in the desoto, are Sam and Max, freelance police! And, well, due to reasons unknown, you and your men are currently all under arrest due to insane hypocrisy I guess!
Oh, you mean Max? Yeah, about him... he can't be stopped. I've tried before, and it never went well at all. Also uh... for the lack of better words...
I smell bullshit, cause I smell a hero being denied his rights to be one. And before you ask, it smells like asphalt, sweat, blood, and sulfur combined. Now either tell me where the prisoners are and I'll at least spare you and your men, or Max will destroy your foundation one way or another. Either way, Max... will not leave until he's entertained considering what he is.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Oh hey, a big, not red button! I MUST CORRECT THIS BULLSHIT SINCE IT'S NOT RED
That was fun! Let's do it never again unless necessary not-Sam!
Ooh! Fun times upon me!
Yeah, apparently, you never heard of temporal cloning ya goof.
Youuuu...
Justicators...it hasn't been long enough since I last encountered you lot, has it?
So...this is the power you and your wicked band of evildoers were killing for…I can almost see why you would consider it worth it.
There wouldn’t have been any killing if you guys hadn't shown up, though I must say I’m glad you all did. It saved us looking for you.
Indeed it's a shame I couldn’t stop you then.
You act like I would know specifically you.
Nah, I suppose you wouldn’t with my new appearance…but I imagine this place you would know. Perhaps it's even bringing back some…fond old memories of people long ago, no?
Indeed, so so many of your comrades fought us here, eyes aflame with hatred, trying their hardest to escape judgment. Indeed they fought here upon their own accord, their own choice.
But...
I imagine at least a couple had their paths altered and they were led here...to their own demise. I think we both know who was the shepherd to those lost sheep.
...
I spoke with everyone down below...the ones you buried. The dead just love to talk you know. They moan, they cry, for in the darkness, speech is the only way to confirm to others and yourself you still exist.
I don't know how my mind's still in one piece if I must be honest with you...maybe you have something to do with it?
I don’t exactly find that flattering.
Well regardless of what you think, now that the pit's open, my brethren's revenge...no...their duly needed justice will come.
I, Justicator Brown, will strike you down with your own power and that of Madam Justice’s will!
...heh.
!
What's wrong? Can't keep up?
...
Not even a hit? Amazing. Absolu-
Then let me change that.
Yet another round of hypocrisy from you so-called warriors of justice.
Curtana Beam!
(This is gonna su-)
(Yup. Knew it.)
Now I got you.
Was this all apart of y-
Great Deity!* We need your guidance!
A-An irregularity has been detected in Roleplay Forum 6437!
...He?
Great Deity! A-
Of course sir.
Well...lead the way.
Woah, what's this place? Looks like a dump.
Subject Chase using Swift: *achoo* 2. Usage of Mind: 3...?
Ah sorry, these machines can be so *achoo*, excuse me, impatient. This unit, Meto Deprivator II, has been assigned to test your combat abilities. The first model was simply *sniff* a test of if you could fight.
I think you're the first person other than me to say that. With that said, it's not the name that matters, its the battling! Now...all I have to do is to use these 6+ orbs to defeat you and I'll claim my first Aeon Badge!
...(Eh, I'll get better in no time!)
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