Wow, I knew you guys were pathetic, but this is ridiculous! None of y'all have given me ANY trouble, even on wave 17! At this point, I'm practically being MERCIFUL by beating you up now before you meet a more painful end!
Honestly, blowing yourselves up would practically lower my chances of victory. That's how weak you cannon fodder are.
Of course... I don't mean I'll be the one responsible. No. That's on you.
For some reason, you insist on letting the same people get to this world and plague it, kill it-- honestly? You're a disgrace, Walter, old friend. We're the heroes here.
It's true. I tried using... other... less covert methods to get my way... but it's clear people will simply meddle until the end of time if not.
And by the way? Don't bother attempting to break free of that. Psionic regulators. It'll keep you in place.
Gh... You're making a grave mistake, picking a battle with the President. He'll serve all your heads on a platter.
You misunderstand. I don't care what you do, and how you do it. But we are here for one reason and one reason only; To stabilize the space-time continuum and rid this world of any lingering threat.
Then you should have consulted us.
!?
It's true. I haven't done much about it. But that's because I've had no idea the threat existed in the first place. Fixing this would have been as easy as contacting us.
....How naive are you? You think you lot are so special that we haven't tried this in the past? The only solution is to--
Shut up. You IDIOT. As far as I'm concerned, you all are already dead to me.
Everything you say to me from hear on out is nothing but a filthy excuse. You willingly CHOSE to plow your way through instead of seek cooperation. In my eyes, that makes you all ENEMIES.
...
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...Hah! Very well, then! But I do find it funny... how you insist on talking down to us while we have you captured. If we're your enemies... then you are a prisoner. Trapped in a realm far, far beyond your home. with NO "Team Prototype" to save you.
...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! What kinda president would I be without a little backup plan?
An unidentified entity is heading towards the region! At it's rate, barriers won't be able to be deployed in time!
Run grid footage.
...
Should we--
Don't bother. It's moving too fast.
You will hand me the one known as "Walter" immediately.
...
How on earth did not a single soldier become aware of this and didn't come to assist?
...Seems it a little too late for it now, but do you need anything? Medical, weapons?
Mighty-Commander Mighty! Finally some service. ...Just calling to say we're almost back home! The boys and myself can't wait to smell that fresh air. Anything new happen while we were away?
(He can mix forms huh? ...Hmm!)
A mouse? ...Clever but...
Now come out and stop wasting time.
Wait...this desert...
Bored? How simple do you think I am?
Nah, it's even simpler, I'm sure you could understand...I want you to take you and your little world-bending reaper friends and get lost.
eh?
4H Y3S, 1T 4PP34RS 1'M LOST
Ah ha ha ha! You're surrounded now coward! now who are you?
Oh goody, It's you. I'm sure you'll survive this.
* Who ist this Concealede Midget and why doth he hateth you?
That's bullshit! We WON! We literally WON! Now we'll waste even MORE time with this stupid Butler deal!
When we came, he had hardly the energy to do anything. How is it possible he could have escaped?
It was one of his accomplices, no doubt.
I got a very dweeb-like vibe, not unlike Big Eye.
It's CALLED, being CULTURED!
Right. Best of luck to you guys.
You're... leaving?
I'm here because I wanted to help sort out another hostage situation. I didn't ask to get roped along in some rag-tag adventure. Sorry, but I'm... just not cut from the same cloth as you guys.
...Hmmm.
Hope you guys manage to beat that ButlAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!
I had my reasons for doing that, okay!? Besides..
...it's not my fault she was filled with hot air.
Asshole!
Hey!
Oh, don't pretend like that hurt.
Holy fuck Rouxls kaard? what.
1 COULD S4Y TH3 S4M3 FOR YOU HUM4N G1RL, NOT 3X4CTLY TH3 B3ST W3LCOMING 1V'E H4D
Beauty Shot!
Try me.
Oh shit is that Reggie?
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