*Demonic screech*
GET JIGGY WITH IT!
Max no!
4H, OK, 1 S33 WH4T YOU M34N W31RD M4N, BUT 4WNS3R M3 TH1S.
WH4TS W1TH TH4T W31RD SM3LLING TROLL? YOUR 4CT1NG L1K3 YOU'V3 N3V3R S33N 4 TROLL B3FOR3! YOUR SM3LL M4K3S YOU S33M V4GU3LY TROLL-L1K3 BUT YOU 4LSO SM3LL OF P1NK 4ND R3D
You will cower before imhullu ignorant child!
Gah! this isn't the last you've seen of me!
THATS RIGHT, FUCK OFF, IF YOU SHOW YOUR UGLY MUG TO ME AGAIN, I'LL SHOW YOU A CORPSE PARTY YOU ROTTEN SHIT
Karkat
Next order of business. Soul, your sister has to go. Preferably somewhere safe.
Hey. I appreciate what you guys are doing?... but I don't see what this has to do with me. I got thrown off-guard once. I'll be perfectly fine.
Actions speak louder than words. Prove we have nothing to worry about from you..
Gladly!
...Are... are we really doing this right now?
U-uh...!
It's over.
...
As I thought.
You can defend yourself. Actually, you're even better than I had expected. But even against a fraction of him, you're outmatched.
...Well. I tried.
I have a feeling I already know where... or who... you want her taken to.
As uptight as he is, he's the most secure of us so far. He's got the funds to prove it, too.
Who are you guys-- wait... funds?
...No, no, no no no. I pray you aren't thinking of what I'm thinking. I'd rather stay in my brother's loner zone--
What did I do!?
--Then stay ANYWHERE near that womanizing chauvinist for even the most miniscule fraction of time!
Please. Please let me stay here.
...
...Sorry, sis.
WHEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
(This could be a fun way to mess with him...)
Let's see how you can handle this blast from the past!
Bap, Beep bapbopo bep bo bebap- (Well, this isn't the first time I was pixelated-)
GRAH! Why you little-!!!
Unfortunately, if you're waiting for something to happen, I'm afraid a little patience is required. ...Though, if boredom truly is the issue here...
...Then, perhaps this can suffice? If not, I can grant you something else... I wouldn't want a new friend to grow bored, after all.
(That girl... She was the first one to have ever resisted me...)
(...If we ever cross paths again... I will be sure to wear down that resilience.)
(...Then again... Perhaps this should be handled one problem at a time.)
All of next year staring now... enough time for you to try again and dominate her mind... Good luck.
(This'd better be worth it...)
And that takes care of wave 20.
There don't seem to be any Cosmic Shards here, and I'm pretty sure nobody important saw me, 'cept maybe a midboss or two. Looks like this was a waste of time so far.
In fact, I don't think anyone important even heard what I said before I started impaling them with mental bamboo. Perhaps I should find higher ground or a more populated area, that way I can try again. Prolly gonna need to write a new evil speech in the meantime...
Might wanna leave a note, actually.
FR3T NOT MY D34R F3LLOW TROLL! 1 SH4LL JO1N YOU 4ND YOUR HUM4N FR13NDS UNT1L 1 F1ND MY OWN FR13NDS!
So erm, Mr reginald, can i call you reggie? reggie, is there any place we can all sit down? my legs hurt.
*sigh* Is nice to know that everything is okay now....kind of.
Yeah it is. Anyway...I'm going with Crush Woman to the park. I'll see you later Sis.
Though....I get the feeling that something bad is going to happen....again.
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