Y'know what, I'll take something similar to carbon-carbon*. Light but strong, but probably not actual carbon-carbon 'cause something tells me you guys'll have something better than it.
...Wait, he's in where? The BACKROOMS!?
Oh heck no, that place is wack and a half. Have the sentient universe cover me, I ain't touching that.
...This place, huh? I've heard that it was rather easy to get lost in this place...
I think I've got something for that.
There we go. Anyways...
〈Right. Let's go find that Sonic guy, lightning-speed!〉





















...Yeah, thanks for offering, but I think this single piece weighs twice as much as the entirety of me right now, which is not really what I'm looking for.
Ow. Oh, yeah, this'll do!
...Ah. That. Truthfully surprised it hasn't been brought up sooner. I'll let it be known now, I am over MKII. And Super Adapters, for that matter. (Most of the time wasn't even consensual, to be honest.)
...Also, I know this isn't helping my case in any way, but I think you've left out that one time with Jazz MK-X*-
Hey, uh, chief, I ain't feelin' too hChord abruptly shuts down. An entire cooling fan falls out of the abhorrent mess of spaghetti wiring in his abdomen before he falls over.
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