...I like your style. Your style, SQUAWK!
With my speed and your skill, we'll surely become the greatest team around! The greatest, HAHA!
...That said, I don't really know this place well. So, uh, if you're willing to show me around, or at least know someone who can...
!
I'll, uh...I'll go see.
I swear it's been like THREE HOURS, and all I've had to deal with in this stupid maze is some pointy blocks, flamethrowers that I can't break and 12 dozen rocks in the way!!!
There's been no action! No fighting! No-
...if this was a jinx, it didn't work. I've been looking for this!
...Here I would think that regaining my old power would grant me more things to do... And yet, I find myself in places with no conflict in which I could use it. Maybe I could've returned to "Battlefield Ultima" to keep up the fight...
...But then again... there's no point in trying to save a town that's been destroyed.
Damn chump.
LACK OF ANTIMATTER ENERGY DETECTED.
What's he on about?
That attack sponged up all my WE reserves, genius. Until then, you all will have to fight for me as my servants.
Great segue into the next topic, actually.
I'm not convinced that ended him.
Well... where would he be? He's too proud to use this as an opportunity to attack...
Your guess is as good as mine. For now, we'll have to contact TP.
Toilet paper?
Team Prototype.
I'm impressed, little man. You somehow always find away to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Is Pop okay? What happened to her?
Sheesh, calm down. You can just ask her. She'll be with us soon enough.
What!? How could you take advantage of her like that!?
Hey, lay off, Pipsqueak. The decision was hers alone. I didn't tell her anything.
I don't have a family. But it seems like the lengths people would do for the ones they do have is pretty insane.
...
You were Soul's buddy, right? You should have known that yourse--
Friends of yours?
Nah, But they seemed like they were up to no good, we should follow them-
Ggh. I've wasted my time with you! Defteros could've beaten you down at any time! I'm ending this here. See you in hell!
What!?
This isn't what you came here for.
Yeah, man. What if MKII's returned!?
*GASP OF HAPPINESS THAT REALLY UNDERMINES THE UNDERTONES OF THE CURRENT CONTEXT*
That's not a good thing, it means all of our lives are in potential danger.
... (Only if Mr. Soul loses. He's never lost.)
...
No one stays on top of the world forever.
Oh, come on, man. Still salty your idol's been beaten up? Stan-culture is unhealthy, anyway.
? (What's a stan?)
Uh... is he going to be okay?
...
!
!? (What's happened to him!?)
He has seen the face of God.

!
Hey, uh, Zuundo, you got a minute?
We're back with the stuff!
...I see we've got some visitors.
Yep. Name's Beta Man, nice to-
Oh, no, we know who you are. Just... Give us a moment.
There we go! Nice and proper!
...Are the casual forms really necessary?
Probably, probably not. Either way, it's a good thing you two finally got here.
Here we are... This should grant me enough processing power to further my ROM hacking capabilities.
Wouldn't that mean people would need just about the same processing power to play said ROM hacks?
...So, uh, what brought you guys here, anyway?
Well, I came here to see how Jazz was doing, and since we have nothing better to do-
We could go ahead and settle into our new house. But we've decided to hang out here for a while, instead.
...Alright. Cool!
...And you are...?
Lydian. I'm... technically Jazz's step-sister.
Oh. Ok! I didn't know Jazz had a sister.
Never really had an outlet to bring it up.
Hi there.
Last time I was here nothing happened.
But now!
Prepare for!
I have no idea where we're going.
We're lost.
Sad.
Y-you...
No...
Weakling sheep. You congregate with fodder riffraff, and deny yourself true power and ferocity in Rage.
...
I had believed I felt a power akin to true might stirring in this location. But it has occurred to me all I see here are fools.
MKII! IT'S BEEN TOO, TOO LONG!
WHAT. DEFTEROS, STOP.
OH, HOW, I'VE MISSED Y--
*multiple undertale slashing noises*
...
!!!!!!! (NOOO!)
AT LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST! AT LAST, THAT HIDEOUS, ODIOUS, ACCURSED CLOWN IS RID FROM MY AURAL FACULTY!
NOW you shall see the true difference between myself and you commoners-- your lives, your ideals, your morality-- IT IS ALL FINITE!
Dead wrong. I'll end you here and now, myself.
I'LL--
Do not use the All-Rupturing! If he avoids it somehow and it hits one of us by mistake, it's over!
Rrgh!
Truly, from beginning to end... you did not fail to disappoint.
D-defteros!? H-he...!
LET HIM GO RIGHT NOW!
! (DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!)
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