...As flattering as it is that you think that I am the one responsible, there is one flaw to your theory.
If I truly had destroyed that town... I wouldn't be going place to place looking for something to do.
For one, if I had destroyed it... there would ALREADY be heroes reprimanding me for it. If not the ones that were trying to protect it, then it would be by a certain group of individuals I'm currently obligated to work under.
And even if that wasn't the case... If my current goals were destruction, I would've been scorching THIS town as well by now. And allow me to ask: Do you SEE the scorch marks?
...No. The one responsible for the destruction of the town once known as Monsteropolis... is known as Ultima, who is already being dealt with by the one known as "HighTower"... assuming the battle hasn't yet ended by now.
...If you want a way to help your friend, I recommend finding a base in a place called "Pumpkin Hill". You can figure out the rest from here.
(Out of all the things I'm looking to do, fighting reasonlessly is not one of them.)
...and if you continue walking from there, you should find yourself at Jazz HQ.
Remind me, though...why are you going there?
That sounds...concerning. And you're sure this Cyber-Lucina person isn't planning something?
...
Tell me how things go at Jazz HQ. If anything seems off-kilter before then, call me back right away.
Look, I know with King II, Soleil†...even Sakaros from what you've told me, it was clear what they wanted to do, and what was or wasn't a problem.
But it's often much more complicated. Maybe Cyber-Lucina has a secret, maybe she doesn't...
...maybe she really does mean well, but Lucina...
...I suppose I can't give you an answer until later.
Later.
So if we are going to stop heimh, how we going to T r a v e l
Ah don't worry, we just have to (explaining the route to Area 5- I mean $W@g shard) and then we'll be there.
w a i t a r e y o u s e r i o u s
nah we be doing it via time card BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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ALRIGHT SO UH YOU CAN DO SOME CRAZY A** SH** BY JUST SHAPESHIFTING
It's called changing skins
wut
Like y'know Minecraft or smth, maybe like, changing avatars???
WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU SAYING????????
..."costumes"...
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?
sorry I just forgot ur an npc
isthatathreat
...nnnnNNooooOO???????????
o, k, cool
...
*VINE BOOM VINE BOOMED*
. . . Is there any other ideas you can think of? maybe we could... lure them to us and give them the old sneak attack!
So er... you use a bow as well right? you got any tips to share?
My apologies, But my usage of a bow is quite... unusual. Not much we could teach each other... Unless you somehow had an affinity for wind magic, But even then-
WA-WA-WA-W-W-W-W-WWWWWWWWWWWWW A H O O
LORD LEIF GET DOWN!
Sorry. friend!
Smile! you're dead!
Stand down! we're ar-Sharena?
So uh.. whats up with you holding the princess? you one of those.... reapers? the summoner mentioned before we headed out here-
They heck? How many people keep breaking in!?
Long story. I'd love to tell it, but I can't afford any distractions, I have to make sure the right people jail me for your pal the Summoner's sake. Buuuut...
I think you'll be able to figure it out on your own just fine.
Yeah, i got this one.
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