
...you doing okay?
I...
...I think I got what we came here for. Just get us back to your base or whatever so I can...figure this out, I guess.
...the heck?
Hee-ho! You're a clever duo, aren't you?
I'm not entirely sure if we're a "duo". We cooperated on the floor above, but-
I...uh...don't get yourself so riled up!
After all, this isn't the finale-ho. In fact...
The fun's just begun!
C'mon, that doesn't even tickle! Outta my way!
!!
MAYDAY! MAYDAY!!
Bulb Blasters F and J are at critical energy, assist in disengagement as soon as-
!!
...wh...?
Hey, half-pint! You gonna learn some manners, or you gonna let me teach you your place?!
Oh god, our lord is dead! RETREAT!
Well, we better fix things here, and also get rid of the fire.
We got attack be two monsters, but they're gone now.
Oh, well see you later.
Don't forget about--
No.
No!
I've had enough! I'll end you--!
No.
Damn. I can't watch this any longer!
BASTAAAAAARD!
*holds up a virus'd garden gnome*
OWOWOWOWOWOWO mario party toad noise
Hnn.
An opening.
THE FUNDS! I AM GOING TO BLOW YOU THE HELL UP!
Hmph. Another challenger. It is well that I have the opportunity to demolish an inferior entity!
Yet, there is always interference. Some fool who interjects. No more! I shall prove my status as the galaxy's most powerful once and for all!
Hnnn!
The battle you seek is not yours to join. The events that proceed are only for those destined. You are not included amongst them.
...You have the gall to command me, the most powerful, and claim knowledge over my destiny!? Do not be so preposterous!
Move aside, or I will tear you at once!
...I'm afraid...
...I'm afraid I must oblige on neither.
You are too troublesome an individual. Perhaps after the battle is over... but for now...
What is this!?
You must be sent away.
That should be enough for now.
One... Hundred Por Ciento?
What? You really didn't know about El Blanco's Full Power?
I mean... I knew. But I figured it was just what we do... but stronger. The way you say it makes it sound like it's entirely different.
S-sort of, but not really. It's what I was basing my training off of. I believe we're both stronger than the person we were before we split, but as of now, we can only access an infinitesimal piece of the potential power we can actually gain. Exceeding that would cause immense physical strain.

By using Worship as a conduit for power one time, you managed to find a loophole to that problem... But I don't want to rely on him.
So I've been training. Gradually increasing my strength so that I could handle more and more... but the truth is... I don't think EITHER of us are even at a theoretical .1% level.
If it wasn't for the possibility of an earthly threat, I'd probably be training right now.
A threat to the earth? And you didn't tell me?
I literally came to earth specifically to get that taken care of, but you didn't listen to me. Not that I blame you.
...
...Oh.
We should probably get that taken care of.
That would be easier if you didn't put both of us out of commission. That, I absolutely blame you for.
......Ohhhhhhhh.
Right. See Reaperspawn, kick its a**, permanent solution to be determined. Got it.
So, is there any other reason you've called us here, or is it just to hang out? Because I'm fine with that, but if there's anything else important to talk about...
Can we help you with something?
Oho! Me, fight you? Even if I wanted to, I'm just an old man. I haven't even close to enough power within me.
...I'll tell you what. If it's the Chrono Trigger you desire, then I shall give it to you... But only if you tell me why you need it, first.
Come, now, be honest... I promise, there are no wrong answers.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?
Weak.
B-but...
Weaklings weaklings, all around... is there none who can truly give worth to this encounter?
?
Let's see how you like this!
RUBBISH! YOU DO NOT LEARN!
Fast!
...Wh--!
Ultra! Look out!
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