Reaperspawn, huh...? Looks like Freddy F
boy may be needed after all. Dunno where he went off to, though.
Unless something went wrong, which I'm VERY certain hasn't, the Omni-Meme should be back in Cranky's hands by now, which means the Anti-Devil Hallow probably ain't gonna be as effective, but even then I'm most likely not gonna require it.
Well, while I'm here, may as well get some patch notes out of the way.
|You'll have to catch me first, tin can!|
|Uh, nice to meet you, too. I'm sure you can probably guess, but my name is Eevtai.|
|If you two don't mind me asking, how do you two know Pikason?|
|Destroyed our world? Yeah, Pikason already told us the story. ...But if that's the case, then this must be the Chaos Zone, correct?|
|...So that's what he is up to.|
|...His name is Prof. Gio Robovanni.|
URGH... WHERE AM I...? THE LAST THING I REMEMBER IS... IS...
...
. I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
GO ON THEN, USE YOUR DUMB MAGIC CHAINSAW SHIT AND GET THROUGH THIS FUCKING DOOR.
Ah Karkat Glad To See You Are Both Here And Still Alive
WELL FUCK YOU TOO.
ah, it appears that Lyon was correct, two aliens, wearing different colored zodiac outfits, fighting through MY realm?
You are, incredibly lucky that i don't hold a grudge with either of you... Yet. But alas, i have more important matters to attend to, There's an unruly summoner and his gang that's living on borrowed time right now.
But I suppose i can't let you interfere with this plan, I'd say "if you survive this i will consider you lucky" but, you won't.
FREDDY. WHAT. THE HELL. IS THIS?
Good, you're finally awake. Now you might be wondering how you got here, well you see-
SB are you having hallucination's again-
HOLY S*** F*** B**** J**** MOTHERF***** GOD F***ING IT'S ALIVE AAAAAAAAAAA-
Ȃ̴̡͈̹̥̬͐̐̀̾͘̕͝͠Ȁ̶͙̠͖̳̺̈́̆̒͒͜A̴͙͉̺̲̹̎̆͊͝͝Ä̴͎́́͌͛̿̑A̷̝̔̇͋A̵̟̬̳͈̩͗̒̈́̅̿̂͒̕͜͝͝A̷̢̗̘̙̯͇͙̲͜͠À̶͙̥͉̮͒Ą̵̟̹̩̤̰͚̀̅́̈́̆́̓̾͜ͅA̴̪͙̙͒̑̑̏̀̕Ḁ̸̹̠̘̟̺̱̥̅͊͛̈́̊͛̈̕̕͝A̵̘̅͒͝Ą̸̯͓̺̩͊͒͗̄̀̓̄͆͠͠Ą̵̨̺͇͎̣͇̹̪͖̓̍̀͂̔̀̕͝A̷̢̘̜͎̅̂͆̉̔̓̓̂͝Ẵ̸̯̩̻A̴̢̨͈̘͙͖̙̲̫̔
Anyways, you're in here because some dumbs*** must've thrown you out by putting some sort of disk and sent you to where Cyber and Soren were running-AND IF THIS JACKA** COULD SHUT UP
imsorry
(Insert "youbetter.png" Here)
...I SEE... DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE THE DISK WITH YOU?
Of course, here is the disk that fell out of you once you appeared...
RIGHT. LET'S SEE HERE...
...SCANS SEEM TO INDICATE THIS IS A DISK DESIGNED TO RESET MY MEMORY TO ITS DEFAULT STATE... AND IT'S BEEN USED RECENTLY.
THE QUESTION IS... WHY?
Either you might've been fighting someone, or they just did it on purpose for a reason... but that doesn't matter now, what matters is what you need now
Huh, Neat!
So...why did you want me to see?
What in the world is that?
...
Damn. Didn't think he'd get carried away like that. Though, I guess this is my fault for blowing his cover.
He should be safe here, though. Not like anyone cares enough to come here.
GAH!
AWAY FROM ME, FIEND!!
H-hey, dude! It's me! I'm the guy who rescued you!
Silence! I have suffered torment from you LONG ENOUGH--!...
...Ah. Apologies.
No harm done.
...Yes. They are hindrances to the righteous cause we so claim. Though their determination is... admirable...
I refuse to believe such perfection in a world is impossible. My hope will not fade, nor falter. I WILL turn the globe to salvation.
So, what's next? Now that we're under their radar, we should be able to make some good progress into restoring the earth to how it should be. Right?
...No.
W-what!? But why? Valuable time will go to waste! We can't have that!
True. But time is not the only thing against us in this battle of darkness and light.
I have tried my hardest to get my other to see the light. I now recognize this as a mistake. So now... we will get rid of the one obstacle standing in our path... and hit it where it TRULY hurts.
What delightful determination, Butler...
It seems you are beginning to realize what it means... to become a TRUE warrior.
You better give me that invite now, or I'll turn your robot face into a stew!
W-wait, no stings attached?
Nah, only delivering this invite to... "Hartland City" if I'm correct?
Oh of freakin course! Delivering something to somewhere I don't even know!
I can't or else my mom is going to kill me
I DON'T F***ING CARE YOU'RE F***ING USELESS ANYWAYS
Useless? You haven't seen anything yet. Here's something that might be more appealing...
A
Sup yo.
HEEEEEELLLL NAW! I AIN'T FALLING FROM THIS HIGHT MAN! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
*Screams*
That sounds like it must have been a thrill! OWO!
Are... were you even listening?
I... well...
...Okay, no. I was too busy writing on my blog about why two fictional characters should objectively be together and that if you think otherwise you should be beaten and humiliated within an inch away from--
Uh... why don't I... just go over it again?
Hmmmmm...
YE GO AHEAD!
...Right. Basically, it all happened like this:
If yew wet me go, I'w give yew a biiiig hug and a kiss on da wips!
POP! WHAT THE F
! YOUR BIMBOISM WON'T WORK! YOU DUMB B
! STOP BEFORE YOU PROVOKE HIM!
NO. I DON'T CARE. I AM BEING F
ING CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF MY OWN STRESS, AND THE ONLY OTHER PERSON I CAN RELY ON IS TOO MUCH OF A B
TO SAVE ME.
I AM WILLING DO DO WHATEVER THE F
IT TAKES TO ESCAPE.
Data Analysis: "Affection" attempt futile.
Pwease?
No.
!
*sob*... Why...? Why is my only existing family member such a useless f
ing p
? Why couldn't I have been made alongside someone with a pair?
This probably wouldn't have been as bad if you relied less on livestreaming to gather faith.
...fine, maybe so. But let's stop talking about my missteps for at least five seconds so I can actually figure out how to get the shrine back on track.
Wait, when was the last time we received an e-mail?
Wait, Kanako, let me read too. What was that it said "MES" stood for...?
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