Ok Chord...your new body should be ready in an hour...they just gotta take your old one...
Ram Man: Oddly familiar. Great with tech. Very expressive.
In the meantime, lemme uncorrupt that memory for ya!
Alright...and...in! How's it feel?
Huh.
Haha, I feel great! Thanks!
So, uh, where were we headed before all this?
Now that you've mentioned it, I'm not sure I really ever stopped to consider it. I mean, I was just happy to be useful somehow.

Oh! Makes sense. And he's legit, right?
He seems like the type to pull through in the end. I wouldn't be too concerned.
But boy, he was kinda strong. I wonder what he was hiding underneath all that power... Maybe I can square off with him for real next ti--
Really? But things seem a little strict there nowadays...

It's my first time hearing of it.

Right, pleasure's all mine. Next time I can help ya with anything, lemme know! See ya!

Hello there nerds! I got a soul for you!
Well, in the speed department, I'd say you're pretty fast. If you could actually focus and use that without panicking, you might end up as a sorta decent small fry.
But.... when I think about it... I get scared. A-and it gets h-hard to move, and--
Hey, cut it out with that, will ya? I don't wanna hear all that wimpy nonsense!
What you need is guts.
G-guts? Is... that what you have?
Uh-huh.
Y'gotta keep movin'. If you start to shake, then don't think, move. If you get hit hard, be strong and tell yourself it doesn't hurt. And don't stop. Don't stop, no matter what.
Woah...
B-BUT! That's ONLY if you have NO other option and you OR someone you know is in DANGER! You can be tough, but a tough idiot is just an idiot!
(Soul said I should tell myself it doesn't hurt... but she's so cool and strong, I bet nothing can hurt her. She's the coolest...)
If I'm not mistaken, Mr. Dagger said he wanted you at the second shop district. Didn't explain beyond that I'm afraid. You can take the maglev train just over there to the other two districts. You're in the 1st right now.
Ugh. Stupid mop of mold ain't any better than the pumpkin...she sets us up for like one battle and then tries killing us with boredom.
I don't understand why you'd rather everything be harder for you.
And if the wizard was any sign, you're going to eat your words in the next 5 seconds...
I don't care. It's just gonna be another big monster, I-okay, fine, we dealt with that before, we can deal with that agai-
Alright, I'll get going, then! Thanks for everything!
And then- by the way, kudos for still listening, I'm impressed- Giovanni
KICKS K.ROOL OUT OF HIS OWN HOUSE IN THE NAME OF THE DARK ALLIANCE, PROMPTING HIM TO NEARLY MAKE A DEAL WITH A SENTIENT PILE OF JPEG ARTIFACTS--
Aw, phooey... things were getting good, too. But I didn't want to overstay my welcome.
Guess I should get started on any more things I still need to do while I have the free time.
"Reaper's Lounge?" It sounds familiar... and I think I could probably get there if I sifted through space hard enough.
But do I need, like, a VIP pass, or what?... Well, ain't no point in speculating when I can just find out.
*spontaneous "shucka-chucka, OW!" Michael Jackson noise*
BABIDA BAP!
Yo! I'm looking for a "Reaper Lounge" around these parts. Anyone know where it is and how I may get in?
Huh? Do you know where I'm supposed to go, ma'am? Or sir? Or... person?
Okay that's better.
Uh...no it's not. Let me...
There we go. Now then...just got to reset and we'll see where everyone is.
...
The Clogomerate's changed. Neat. Gonna have to check that out, assuming my mannequin's not in a wall right
...
Soul! Defteros! Prototype! YO Anthem's back! Walter..wait did he actually- WAIT...Redbomber isn't Walter? That actually makes sense...at least he's okay.
...
Okay that make sense. Now let's get a look at my boys.
...Wow, a lot of plots in stagnation. ...Except for...odd. Null and those System guys don't show up. If I just do this...
...Wasen't paying attention to a word thou said. What are you guys talking about?
I'm back from my spelunking! You wouldn't believe what I-
...Walter? Wow, guess someone as busy as you do get some free time, huh?*
Any last words?
...more than last words...
(oh... shit...)
Argh! ...What?
Looks like your time is up...
Old Man...
NOW DIE!!!
(what is this... power? I can't... stop it...)
MACK, YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US WITH THAT.
Well, excuse me for doing it on accident when this stupid fungus stuff is trying to do it on PURPOSE!
...
...?!
Okay, cool it, don't freak out the ghost kid, just figure out what else does what she just did...
Kid, watch out, I'm comin' down!
Oh, I get around! I just thought I would check this place out, see what the buzz is all about. Methinks it's pretty neat so far... it's got you, and... Fartknocker?... And...
Hey, uh... have we met?
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