Lemme go! I Wanna see Soul fight...! Why can't I go watch her?
Runt, it's obvious you'll just get in her way. And even if you're a hunk of junk, it'll make me look bad if you go and wander off into disaster.
I have drones monitoring the situation. You can watch it later if you'd like. You shouldn't, but it's not as though care.
...Okie. Then I'll come with you.
Why can't you get along with her?
Pardon?
She gets mad at you a lot and tries to hurt you... and some times you act sneedly--
Snidely.
....Sometimes you act... s-sniedly towards her... why don't you guys like each other?
Please. I don't dislike her. In fact, I want to like her. Except when she's meddling in my business, that is. I simply think she's... hmmmm...
Unintelligent, bossy, uncivilized, and genuinely malicious. A shame. She has potential to be a nine out of ten.
Hmmm. But... why does she get mad at you so often? Are you hurting her feelings?
No, she's just nosy!
...That is to say, clearly all the benefits that come with being me is something that makes her... a tad insecure. But if you want me and her to be get along that badly...
Mmm! Mhm! Mhmhm! Yeah!
(This may have been a grave miscalculation.)
I think this is actually it! …And if it’s not, then at least it’s something new!
But before that…
A quick bite to eat!
Woah…good job.(Just like that?)Alright lets-
Understood…I'll put it back.
On me!
(Almost there…)
Stupid hunk of junk. Work darn it.
Arm's locked up. It's not even responding to the reboot process.
Understood.
Huh? ...Guardsman 1 to Domino 2, be advised of possible fourth contact with cloaking abilities, unconfirmed. Third and second hostile contacts are out of my visual.
RAUGH!
You wanna watch where you're going?
...
...I will not be treated as a punchline by a mere tin man.
Nnnn...
Anywho.. I just wanted to get accommodated to this place, since it seems sorta important. I have a feeling I'll probably have to come here again in the future.
Everyone seems cool, so I'm kinda looking forward to the next time I get to be here, so, ummmm... see ya! If I'm needed, I'm sure you guys'll find some way to contact me.
Well, that's one more thing down to scratch off the list... but man, I kinda wish there'd be more going on.
I don't regret going to the Lounge. I like everyone there. But still... it felt kinda empty somehow...
...Maybe those Reapers and Pseudoreapers there are actually pretty tough. It'd be awesome to train with--
Train--! Nuts, there's still someone I'm supposed to be mentoring! I forgot! There's no way I can allow her to sla--
Mgh.... bh. Srry.
HEY UH what'd I miss?
Umm.. sorry, Miss. I should've paid more attention to where I wa--
wa... wawah? wah... wah... wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah....
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH!, A--
...
...M-Master!?
...
...
I'm spent. That ruined the mood. I don't feel like kicking your sparky ass anymore.
You disgust me! There is not a single thing about you which I do not despise!...
And yet, I... agree. The vengeful ardor that once coursed through me is no more. I will have to manhandle you another occasion.
So it's settled, then. We'll pick up where we left off sometime later. 'Till we meet again, "hot stuff."
We are mortal enemies. Never address me like that again.
Wh-what was that!?
A loser, probably.
"Loser"... Soul uses that word a lot after she finishes hitting people. Do losers make those kinds of noises?
Yep. Only a loser would scream something like that out into the distance with no self-control. Don't be a loser, Delta.
No losing! Gonna be a winner!
We can deal with your little Agony "friends" later. For right now, we'll need to find some way to keep Lucina alive until we can find some way to deal with this problem.
You really think there's a solution to keep them both alive?
...Truth be told, I don't. But something I've learned from you lot is that you've only TRULY failed the moment you stop trying.
The President.
(At least I think... Something seems a bit different about Walter since I last saw him. He seems... newer.)
(...Then again, I can't even remember the last time I even saw him, so maybe it's just from not interacting as much as I do with the others... Not that I get a lot of chances to.)
Aaaaanyway, I should probably get going, myself. I've been spending too much time away from the Pizzeria, so I should probably check to see if there still is a Pizzeria.
I'll keep an eye out for those Reaperspawn. (Probably should've warned Walter before he left tbh...) Haven't fought since the whole "Evil Mario" debacle, so I'll probably have to warm up somehow...
What on Earth happened here...?
Ah, you must be Beta Man and his friends. I don't suppose this place belonged to you?
And just who are you supposed to be?
I am Sergeant Fanfare, Commanding Officer of the Allegrotropolis Security Force. We're a local service sworn to protecting the city and upholding the law... Which means you'd be wise to show some respect.
(What's with Sergeant Men and respect these days?)
Sorry, we've meant no disrespect. But could you tell us why our house is in this state, and why one of your men are poisoned?
...Several months ago, your house was broken into by an unknown figure. We have no leads on who it was... But whoever it was left behind a trap, poisoning one of our forces. We're still searching for any remaining traps, so I'd recommend not entering until further notice.
...I'd ask for your number, but unless yours is different from my own Beta Man, I think I know how to get ahold of you once we're done here.
...A house got broken into, and it took you several months to start looking into it?
When we started the search isn't important. What's important is that SOMEONE is after you. So, I'd recommend keeping an eye out.
...Oh, and one more thing... I know I can't stop the likes of you from doing your little adventures... But if ANY of the threats come into Allegrotropolis...
...Law or no law, it is OUR responsibility, not YOURS. So let us do our jobs.
...What kind of stick got shoved up his
?
How bizzare... didn't expect these people to care so much about ice!
Oh for the love of askr-
...So this is how they've been 'observing the events of the chaos zone' or whatever that weirdo said-
Doesn't seem like they've cut off magic here either-
...
Your precious light will not save you!
SUCCUMB TO THE FEAR OF YOUR UNTIMELY-
GAARGH!!!
CURSE YOUR SOULS!! EVEN AS I RETURN TO THE BARREN EARTH, KNOW WITH MY DYING BREATH THAT WE SEEKERS OF STRENGTH SHALL-
...I hope you're happy with how much of a pain it is to strike fear in your hearts.
Explain to us why kidnapping a restless child's spirit is worth that.
I...I swear on our leader, that was truly not part of my plan. If the creatures beneath did that to her...
...one moment.
Wait, it's almost night?
...y'know what, we ain't pulling an all-nighter. We can probably set up camp or something for the night and get a clear view next morning. The kid needs rest, anyway.
…
YOU.
should really be more careful flying around like that
What’s with the red face anyway. Did you get bruised, kid?
Ice doesn't get spiky like that normally. We're proba-
...We're probably close to something. I'll explain the rest another time.
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