Bermuda Triangle... I'll let the other Reapers know. Thanks for the heads up.
In the meantime, you can do... well, whatever it is you need to do. I'll see ya soon.
Who wants to go to the Termuda Briangle?...
...oh no i forgot chase
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Ohohoh...I had aimed to graze your face as a warning shot. Those are some admirable reflexes... "Arpeggione".
...
Yer aim ain't bad. But if ya plan on stoppin' me... well, you may end up just like yer sis...ter?
Aha. Ha. Hahah. Hey, asshole... that stung a little bit...
D'aw, fer fork's sake. I've had e-goddang-nuff with this stupid charade! It's time to--
Rgh!
No, thank you. Your stay was entertaining, but ultimately unwelcome. Have a good hell.
Hey, sis... I wanna know. Is it fine by you if I...?
Go ahead, dear. My only concern was how he treated Delta as a hostage. That I will never forgive.
I hope you didn't kill him right as I started getting riled up... that would totally kill the moo--
...what.
This man... I see now. As it now turns out, the both of us have underestimated him.
Sister dear, get up. Walk it off. Or was all that talk of you never losing nothing but insolent rubbish?
Ow.. Easy for you to say. You came in right when he let his guard down.
Now then... if I were a make-believe bastard boy bandit... where would I be right now...?
Heh. I don't get paid 'nuff for this...
I tried to finish it before rosehead could end up "imitatin'" my weapons. But those ladies really are somethin' special... I just might hafta get serious.
Who now?
Ah fugget about it- what matters to me is thaT MY PROFILE'S BEEN TAKEN BY SOME RED MAGE JERK! AND I AIN'T WILLIN' LOSING IT OVER THIS MESS MAN! SO FORGET WHOEVER YOUR TALKING ABOUT, AND FOCUS MORE ON ME AND MY PROBLEM!
Hello ol' chum! I'm the one and only Spirit G'nome! And you've just been-
G-gnome'd... oww...
Did anyone ever tell you what a piss-poor host you are?
Well, what are ya waitin' for? C'mon in here!
Indeed, should she choose to enter, the next great battle, between the Fighting Mecha Team and-
...wait, what's her name?
Meandra.
-and MEANDRA will begin, for all of Rome to see!!
Niice, turnout hasn't changed a bit! Still a dozen literally-whos - one of them's even a Nobody but the other kind of "literally" - and an epic fail of a world history essay!
Just gotta bide my time, and the whole thing's gonna be nothing but Netflix documentary fodder. Am I right or am I right, big guy?
NO LIFE FORMS CONFORM TO THE PERFECT FIGHTING PERFORMANCE.
Glad we agree.
Oh. Okay. I'll just... warp us there.... lemme lock onto an energy signature...
....Woah. That one's pretty weird... it's putting me off, but I think I can take us there. I'll just-
WERE YOU IGNORING ME!? I'M THE CENTRE OF THIS GODFORSAKEN WORLD! AND YA'LL'S KNOW IT!!!*
( Tom_scream.mp3 )
That was for both abusing my power, and for squishing me, old cad!
(Huh...? Who are these guys...?)
(Well, if they were able to warp here, then they're certainly not Robot Masters...)
(...Hang on a second, is that...?)
(Grey gloves, blue jacket-)
(An incredibly ridiculous haircut? Yeah, I'd say that's him alright.)
(It seems that RadiatedWraith's here, too...
Which I HOPE you'll be on your best behavior around him, Ghost.
(ONE. It only happened ONE time*, and it shouldn't happen AGAIN as long as I stay out of my spectral form.)
(...Am I supposed to know what you're talking about? ...Or who these people are, for that matter?)
(Well, I don't know who that... entitled manchild? Over there is, but if he's with Wraith and Walter, then he's probably a Reaper, too. And I guess that... note-looking guy is, too, if he's actually there.)
(Wait... They're all Reapers?)
(Indeed; I don't know about those other two, but RadiatedWraith is the current Reaper of the GammaGuardian account, while Walter is the holder of the RedBomber accoun-)
RedBomber!? As in, THAT RedBomber? The guy who made MKI-
(Easeyay on the MIIKay. Given what we've last heard regarding MKII**, it's probably best not to speak of it.)
...Strange... He certainly doesn't LOOK like the RedBomber I have in my database... I don't recall him ever having this haircut.
Doesn't even have any red on him... I would say he's more of a BLUE Bomber, but that title's been taken already.
...You sure this is the right guy? He looks COMPLETELY different from the data you've given me before.
...
...I'm surprised to have to explain this at all, but... The data that I- ...That WE had on the Reapers before the end of the AJAX universe are rather... outdated.
O-oh. Right... My mistake.
Awkwardness aside... What brings you all here, anyway?
...Is that small bearded guy a Reaper, too?
...Hmm, no, I think that's just some kinda Gnome.
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